/lit/ - Literature

>>7051797
Masturbating and crying.

>>7051797
Masturbating and laughing.

I like to bike, walk through the woods and browse /lit/

>>7051808
this and alcohol

>>7051797

Masturbating and baiting.

>>7051797
Masturbating and farting.

Masturbating and shitposting.

I'm addicted to watching football and I'm ashamed to assume. It's so fucking shit.

>>7051843

What? Assume what?

>>7051843
I watch football (played a year of college ball at a small school in Alabama), bow hunt, fish, collect pocket knives, just a bunch of pointless bullshit. Keeps me going though.

>>7051845
Shit, it's was supposed to be 'confess'.

>>7051861
Alabama master race. What school? I'm from there but went up to New England for college. Any good at bow hunting? I tried it out after rife hunting got too routine in high school and it was hard as shit.

>>7051843
a lot of literary figures liked sports. Camus and Nabokov loved football

>>7051822
this

eating, shitting and masturbating
simultaneously

>>7051873
Faulkner, it's a private school up in Montgomery. I'm at a different school now, couldn't stand going to such a small, conservative school. I'm decent, killed a six point last year that I'm ashamed of. Planning on heading out into the woods Wednesday for a couple of days. Trying to shoot a couple of hogs before deer season starts.

>>7051883
But they had some work to rely their lives on, I have accomplished nothing at all, hence guiltiness.

>>7051888
Oh I know Faulkner, went to a Boy Scout event there. It does seem pretty evangelical and tiny, so I don't blame you for transferring out. Be careful with them hogs, bruh. My dad shot a huge one through the lungs with a 7mm magnum and a bullet rated for deer and it didn't make an exit wound. We barely found it because it bled so little externally even though the lungs were totally full. If you're bowhunting I'd strongly recommend not shooting at the big boars unless you're very confident you can get the heart and have the penetration for it. They carry a lot of dense cartilage on the ribcage that fucks with arrows and even rifle bullets.

>>7051797
I explore abandoned buildings and take hallucinogenic drugs.

Sometimes I doink chicks outdoors, because I don't want my mother to meet the women I have relations with.

>>7051913
Damn, I like you, anon. Most of my fellow English majors (inb4 poorfag) spent most of their lives in downtown Hoover. They drink wine and bitch and moan about school.

Pic related: it's them.

>>7051797
Masturbation
Shitpost on lit
Talk with myself

>>7051963
tbh I like to bitch and drink wine myself. Hoover and most of the Birmingham suburbs are pretty sterile, though, so I get your grip. Real curious where you go now though, since I'd expect Hooverites to be at Bama, Samford or BSC. I'd post pics of dead animals but I got banned for that last time.

I studied biology. I'm gonna be hypocritical and refuse to tell you where I went because so few people from AL go there in a given year that I'd seriously be doxing myself.

>>7051988
I'm at UAB now. Not a prestigious school by any means but whatever. I had a chance to play football at Rhodes up in Tennessee, pretty swank place. Should've went there or Ole Miss. I also should've majored in something different. I'm a senior now, so it looks like it's grad school for me.

>>7051797
tbh fuck all m8
dont have the money to do much which is why i took up reading in the first place

i listen to music, watch movies, drink, smoke weed, occasionally do other drugs, hang out with friends.

>>7051797
Playing violin, barely.
Reading philosophy and math, sometimes.
Staying in my room thinking of every time I screwed up and finding ways to punish myself because of that (e.g.: extremely long walks, starving for days, depriving myself of calefaction in cold days, etc.)

Would Wittgenstein put his feet up on the desk like that?

>>7051797
masturbating
music
movies
and hiking

sometimes though I'll just like to sit back and contemplate my loneliness and wonder why I haven't offed myself yet

>>7052073
Who would win in a fist fight: Wittgenstein or Faulkner?

>>7052082
Wittgenstein would probably animorph into a lion and rip his throat out with his teeth.

>>7052082
Based on size alone I would Say Wittgenstein. I don't have a source but I thought I heard he was at least 180cm tall while Faulkner was a smaller guy.

>>7051797

I always say translating because it sounds interesting.

>>7052082
>Faulkner clenches his fists, menace burning in his eyes
>F: I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth. Time for a fight
>W: What you call "fight" is merely a linguistic confusion, I refuse to partake in such muddling thought -
>>Faulkner punches Wittgenstein
>W: HOW DARE YOU
>>Wittgenstein storms out of the room, mumbling about how Haidbauer never fought back
>>From afar:
>W: I'M GOING BACK TO MY CABIN IN NORWAY WHERE I CAN MASTURBATE IN PEACE
>>Wittgenstein tries to find a poker, but Popper has already taken the only one available

>>7052092
though he does look kind of short here. I might have been thinking of someone else

I play piano and like to listen sometimes to the great Romantics and Moderns, though I can't claim a very sophisticated taste in music (I hardly know any theory). I used to listen to jazz a lot, but somehow that doesn't grab me as much as it used to. I watch TV and movies sometimes. I admit that I still sometimes watch YouTube let's players, even though I gave up video games a few years ago. Of course, I also browse /lit/, though not quite as much as I used to. I also sometimes check up on /an/ for their herp threads, since I've loved lizards all my life. I lift, too. I'm thinking that maybe I should take a music theory class next semester; it's just somewhat daunting, since I've tried to teach it to myself before and gave up because it was just too complicated. But I'd love to compose something, though I know it'd take years of study to learn how to compose a small ditty.

What's the significance of any of this, anyway?

>>7052103
Faulkner couldn't join the military because he was too short. I don't know though. Faulkner was an experienced horseman and an avid hunter/outdoors man. He wasn't afraid of manual labor either. I think I'm going with Faulkner here.

>>7052082
Wittgenstein was a suicidal autist and Faulkner grew up in the south doing manual labor and odd jobs while getting drunk. Faulkner would eat Ludwig alive

>>7052103
>>7052092
>all these short philosophers

>>7052116
My thought exactly, based anon. Thank you.

>>7051797
Yoga, the woods, weed, martial arts, history, podcasts

>>7052116
Wittgenstein served on the front line in fucking WW1 m8

>>7052116
Hard mode: Wittgenstein is armed with a poker.

>>7052023
It's considered a decent place for students who want to get into the health professions, but yeah, you dun goofed by not going to Rhodes. All that blonde, southern, old-money pussy.

>>7052130
>On the outbreak of World War I, Wittgenstein immediately volunteered for the Austro-Hungarian Army
>In March 1916, he was posted to a fighting unit on the front line of the Russian front, as part of the Austrian 7th Army, where his unit was involved in some of the heaviest fighting, defending against the Brusilov Offensive. Wittgenstein directed the fire of his own artillery from an observation post in no-man's land against Allied troops - one of the most dangerous jobs there was, since he was targetted by enemy snipers.
> In action against British troops, he was decorated with the Military Merit with Swords on the Ribbon, and was commended by the army for "His exceptionally courageous behaviour, calmness, sang-froid, and heroism", which "won the total admiration of the troops."

All while writing one of the greatest philosophical works of the 20th century

Powerlifting and drumming.

And masturbating. Sometimes 3 times in a day if I'm really bored.

>>7052116
there is your answer

I used to surf for 7 years, i used to bike, for 4 years, i used to play video games, now i just look up music to make my life feel productive. after you've done things one too many times no matter what it is, they just tend to get old.

>>7052130
>front line
No, he was in artillery and then shit his pants on boats while complaining that the crew were all unfit for conversation and wrote about his depression

>>7051797

Shit shitpost, and not even lit-related. Saged shallow faggot.

lol manlet

>>7052113
Wittgenstein also did manual labor, m8.

>>7052116
that settles it

>>7052154
You're the Übermensch, man. I bet nobody bullied you in high school.

>>7052116
doing odd jobs and getting drunk /=/ better fighter
suicidal autist /=/ worse fighter.

>>7051808
>>7051822
A mix of these.

>>7052116
"I used to get into fights a lot. I generally would not start the altercations, but I used to fight almost daily. Most of the time it was people trying to voice their opinions on subjects they should have kept quiet about. I earned my reputation as someone not to be fucked with" - Wittgenstein 1922

Muay Thai, Judo, and listening to music.

>>7051861
I played a year of JUCO ball in Mississippi. So there are at least two of us on /lit/.

>>7052317
That's incredible, man. What position did you play? I kicked and punted. Used to bring books on the buses with me to away games.

>>7052299
muay thai is the most patrician of the combat sports

>>7051797
Dancing

I ride bikes and I'm active in the local BDSM community.

I do watercolours and try to record songs.

>>7052335
I wish this was me. How do you get involved in your local bdsm community.

>>7052326
fagget

>>7051797
Writing a pulpy as fuck novel along with humorous short stories and reading whatever garbage I can get my hands on.
Hot and delicious garbage, but garbage by literary standards all the same.

I also once in a while practice some Spanish. Yo puedo Leo un libros por ninos. No muy mucho mas.
I play some video games on my ps4. Maybe once a week I'll watch a few things on Netflix.
The rest of the time is shitposting on 4chan.
Mostly /lit/, and /o/.
Sometimes /int/, /x/, /trv/, and /ck/.

>>7052343
>How do you get involved in your local bdsm community.

answer some scary ads on craigslist and try not to get killed

>>7052376
>Yo puedo Leo un libros por ninos.
Yo puedo leer libros para niños.

>No muy mucho mas.
No mucho más.

>>7052372
Of course

>>7052376
I, too, frequent /x/.

>>7052381
Eh, like I said, only practice once in a while.
Don't try very hard honestly.
But hey if I can be understood. You knew what I meant.
I've been told my accent is better then most Americans so fuck it, I'll sound a bit retarded.
Not that I get to use it often.
Same could be said for my English however in regards to talking with people in person honestly.

>>7052343
set up a fetlife account.
don't ruin your reputation by trying to use fetlife as a dating site.
go to some local meetups.
don't spill your spaghetti.

>>7052412
http://vocaroo.com/ speak in spanish something then

>>7052440
I can't use vocaroo.
I don't own a computer.
Only this tablet.

This is also why I game from my ps4.

>>7052412
>>7052440
Damn, nigger. This guy's putting you on the spot. No pressure.

>>7052445
See
>>7052444

Also to be fair their judging of my accent may be biased. They are a French/Spanish family living in Paris. (I like to travel).
They were probably just being nice.

>>7052451
I speak spanish and french, I'm very good with accents, so that's why I asked you. I'm sorry if it was kind of a pressure for you.

>>7052461
No, not at all.
No worries m8.
If I had the capability I would post but like I said.
Only a tablet
>a shitty iPad no less
I got it for free so I'm not complaining.

I'm working on a mechanical engineering bachelor's degree and I'm a collegiate (club, it's not NCAA here) power lifter. I throw in pull-ups, rows, calf raises and shrugs on my own time for aesthetics. I'm shit at it and don't really care. I barely have a thousand pound total but I'm small so that still qualifies for national stuff.

>>7051797
Writing loads of porn.

sleeping
napping
lying in bed thinking 'nothing'
laying in bed dreaming up personal mindporn scenarios to have a cheeky wank to
having a cheeky wank
eating breakfast
eating lunch
eating dinner
drinking caffeinated beverages
drinking alcoholic beverages
drinking water
smoking cigarettes
eating snacks
browsing the internet
arguing on the internet
going to the liquor store and looking at all the nice things they have
going to the supermarket and looking at all the nice things they have
enjoying the aesthetics of the packaging
having a free cup of coffee at the supermarket
sitting down next to old men at the supermarket near the coffee machine and having a chat with them
having a chat with cute young immigrant cashier girls
having a chat with the older looking man who buys as much beer as me and gaining insight into my own future
walking back from the supermarket and enjoying the weather
comping home and sitting down at the computer sighing and feeling like i have 'accomplished' something by buying groceries
checking the banking app on my phone and seeing that my welfare has come in
talking to people i've never met but have been speaking with daily on irc for at least five years
ignoring the doorbell when i'm not expecting someone
cutting onions and getting the sniffles which unclogs my sinuses
putting an extra clove of garlic in my food knowing i will stink but knowing it does not matter
watching a new season of a series i've downloaded
laying down in bed and thinking that i had a good day

>>7052149
never thought I'd see a fellow surfer here.

I was a fairly successful competitive surfer around southern california and received free boards and wetsuits and overpriced sweatshop clothing from surf companies for representing "the brand" as a "team rider"

>mfw i threw it away to drink
>mfw gained 30 lbs
>mfw every time i surf random people ask where I've been

>>7051797
Building models.

I am a disgusting weeb.

>>7052067
This nigger gets it
I applaud you

Studying business economy and wondering what's the point.
I haven't set a foot outside for 20 days or so. I don't even like the subject.

>>7051797
smoking weed
looking for hentai that hits the right coordinates
masturbating to hentai
drawing pictures
RARELY working on thesis
VERY rarely doing work on other courses
Snorting ritalin (every other day, two short release pill crushed, less often just eat a long release)
Drinking coffee (9 a day)
Work
Sleep every second day

Skating, making shitty comics and pencil tests, energy drinks, flirting, and watching my brother play vidya.

>>7051797

Drugs of all kinds, piano, cinema. I don't actually write, I just enjoy reading immensely.

>>7054446

>obese but attractive woman
>huge reach (i have this)
>bear hug, roll around
>completely nude
>some inner struggle startles her and she stops rolling
>i am now trapped under a 300 pound lady and need to beg to be released
>my linguistics save me again
>proceed to be the man and finish the job

Fantasy of mine for a while.

>>7051797
Masturbating in Public toilets...alone. The irony of the situation makes me cum.

>>7052110
>though I can't claim a very sophisticated taste in music (I hardly know any theory)

Theory does not make one sophisticated, it allows one to communicate. One may achieve a "sophisticated" taste in music simply by analytical listening. You should try downloading some sort of digital audio workstation and composing the next time you think about it.

>>7054514
that was beautiful, anon.

I bartend at a country club, smoke pot, and go running sometimes.

I recently started making t shirts and hoodies and stuff. I might start to sell them.

>>7054822
>being a drug addict

>>7054795
what's 'analytical listening'?