/lit/ - Literature

>>6999365
It's a shame that females are just too stupid for your big brain, OP!

It's hard being as smart as you, OP, isn't it?

as much as I like a good round of woman-bashing, most men you talk to would say the same thing

except they probably wouldn't even know enough to suggest possible books like the girl in your scenario did

>>6999365
Special snowflake syndrome yet again in effect.

You think you're unique because you know what Ulysses is and have Wikipedia tier knowledge of modernism?

Smh

>>6999373
accurate

>>6999390
You think you're unique because you think that people who know what Ulysses is and have Wikipedia tier knowledge of modernism think they're unique?

>>6999397
No.

Damn. This has actually happened to me. Except I wasn't dumb enough to try to explain Modernism.

>sorry i have to go watch netflix with chad
while you keep reading on and on and your existential dread continuonly increases as you lose all hope for humanity

Femanon here. This sort of situation has happened to me with guys.

>>6999429
i would probably leopold'd your bloom :/

>>6999433
or stephen your daedalus (bloom was ahuge cuck)

>>6999433
I would wake your finnegan ;)

>>6999447
father your dolan

>Ulysyes
>yes
Nah, you misunderestimate me, OP. From that Freudian slip I'd know immediately that this was the 21st century incarnation of Molly Bloom, and of course I'd make no attempt to weigh her circuitous rivermind down with talk of Modernism and suchlike. Instead, I would immediately inquire as to the melonous status of her mellow yellow smellonous rumpy hemispheres and furrow, and ask of I might be permitted just the briefest osculation of said rumpy hemispheres and furrow.

>>6999423
This.

>>6999429
Please respond

/r9k/ pls go

This is why you faggots are all doomed to be single.

>>6999365
Don't make them like they used to.

>>7000413
why?

>>6999365
Pick a man at random on the street and ask him what the last book he read was. I promise you the results will be even worse. Most of them won't even remember. And WTF does Ulysses have to do with romance? I read the damn book, and it never occurred to me to try to discuss it with anyone outside of class, let alone with a gf. I can just see your dating ad: "I want a hot blonde girl with big tits who does anal and will discuss Modernism with me, but she can't know more than me!"

>>6999365
>>well you can tell me all about "modernism" later
It's best not to.

I like Harry Potter.

>>6999365
>hey anon why u post shit threads
>is it boredom? low self esteem? trollin?
>no this is my tru self
>umm I've never heard that one
>hmmm that's interesting
>well you can explain your faggotry later anon I have to go...see ya!