/lit/ - Literature

>>6975731
:'(

>>6975731
>2015 + 753 ab urbe condita
>zevs
>non Iuppiter
Ya dun goofed, OP

>>6975731
>be glorivs argive
>at sacred ilios
>swift footed achilleus returns to battle
>waiting_for_OP.vasepainting
>starts taking out his anger on his horse, Xanthos
>Xanthos starts talking
>by zevs
>reminds Achilleus of his unavoidable death in battle
>laughing_trojans.mosaic
>bvrns_like_hephaistos.carvedstone
>mfw

I saw Odysseus at a feast in Pylos yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn't want to be douche and ask him for gifts or anything.

He said "like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my libations, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pour my wine up front I saw him trying to walk across the beach with like fifteen thigh bones in his hands without burning them.

The squire was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to burn those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the campfire.

When he took one of the bones and started burning it, he stopped him and told him to burn them each individually “to prevent any machinations from the Gods,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he burned each bone and was about to taste the entrails, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

>>6977392

Ἀληθῆ διηγήματα/10

>>6977392
keks
into
Eudaimonia

>be a son of some great warrior the
>my feats are many
>my wealth is notable
>get killed along with ten others by hektor

>be parmenides
>"be"
>