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Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:23:27 2015 No.6966691 [Reply] [Original]

Why can he relate to teenage girls so well? Whats going on here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:26:47 2015 No.6966698 >>6966691 FtM

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:26:59 2015 No.6966699 >>6966691 Word is he raped a radioactive teenage girl who'd murdered his parents when he was a child.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:33:15 2015 No.6966725 >>6966691 It's the power of hebephilia.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:35:31 2015 No.6966731 He's either the most cynical marketing genius in literature since Rowling or a total faggot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:36:38 2015 No.6966733 >>6966691 they're extremely simple creatures

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:53:35 2015 No.6966779 >>6966691 he's really a small teenage girl inside

Anonymous Wed Aug 12 11:54:55 2015 No.6966782
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>>6966691
>>6966691
>Why can he relate to teenage girls so well?
he tells them what they want to hear :
a liberated girl will feel alive, relevant, happy and her liberation will make feel other people, alive, relevant, happy too.

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>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 12:38:03 2015 No.6966919 >>6966906 Yotsuba makes me slightly worried but this is so accurate.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 12:40:12 2015 No.6966924 >>6966906 this is the perfect reply

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 12:40:22 2015 No.6966926 >>6966691 Watch one of his videos. He acts like a fucking teenage girl. He's a repressed christfag who wanted to be a girl but never admitted it to himself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 12:42:09 2015 No.6966933 >>6966926 >repressed christfag Niggah, he's fucking fedora as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:07:39 2015 No.6967676 >>6966906 :D also he relates to them because im of the mind he studies them because secretly hes a child molester, either that or their probaly the easiest demo to appeal to

Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:12:53 2015 No.6967698

Teenage girls have low testosterone, John Green has low testosterone. This means that you have two insecure groups of people validating each other's existence by pandering to one another.

When someone says that John Green is a faggot, it's not even an insult. It's an explanation.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:14:16 2015 No.6967703 >>6966782 Fucking stupid analogy, but okay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:15:06 2015 No.6967706 >>6967703 It's about as intelligent as his books.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:15:51 2015 No.6967710 >>6967703 It's saying that the seed for being a slut is in place. This means that at any time, they will cheat on their partner, because they are, in fact, sluts.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:16:33 2015 No.6967716 >>6966779 I thought he's just inside really small teenage girls

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:50:32 2015 No.6967878 File: 197 KB, 400x315, 1438400091099.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A U D I E N C E P U S S Y

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:54:30 2015 No.6967895 >>6966924 >>6966919 >>>/r9k/

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:55:09 2015 No.6967898 And here I thought /lit/ might be above deliberately obtuse interpretations of females.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:55:58 2015 No.6967902 File: 322 KB, 1598x862, baum.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6967898

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:57:12 2015 No.6967906 >>6967895 I even said that seeing yotsuba makes me worried because it might imply that the post is from hellholle All to avoid replies from autistic shitposters like you. How is being a teenage girl going?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 16:59:40 2015 No.6967916 I LOVE THESE THREADS BECAUSE NO READING IS NECESSARY AND ALL THE PLEBS CAN POST AND ARGUE AND BAIT AND PRETEND THEY CONTRIBUTE TO THE BOARD. IT REALLY IS A GREAT MEME THANK YOU JOHN, LOVE YOU JOHN

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:02:40 2015 No.6967922 >>6967902 What's your point? Successful men are sluts?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:03:06 2015 No.6967924 >>6966699 I usually prefer not to bring attention to these things but those are some amazing numbers you've got there.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:07:01 2015 No.6967939 >>6966699 >>6967924 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:07:50 2015 No.6967945 >>6966699 I really, really like your numbers.

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:08:03 2015 No.6967946 >>6966699 nice digits

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:14:56 2015 No.6967966 File: 971 KB, 500x490, zx.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6966699 Women have no souls but nice dubs

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:21:34 2015 No.6967990 >>6966782 that tired >women are shamed for having sex narrative. Who is going to finally stand up for virgin-y, milquetoast men? Or was that Elliot Rodgers?

>>	Anonymous Wed Aug 12 17:24:08 2015 No.6967999 >>6967990 men might sometimes be shamed for not having sex but he was shamed for being a delusional asshole

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