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hello, my name is black raptor, I am trying to write a guild about paranormal, supernatural, and spiritual stuff. I have the knowledge of it all, I just nee a refresher so that I can put it into understandable words.

if anyone where to ask a question, subject, or content this relates, it would help a lot. seriously, ask about anything!

>> No.6937648

>>6937583
>I have the knowledge of it all
Do not.

>> No.6937703
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6937703

>>6937583
>my name is black raptor
We're done here.

>> No.6937705

>>6937583
I have question content this relates. What do.

>> No.6937717

How's middle school

>> No.6937728

Black raptor I have great knowledge in the darker majicks and the occult such as summoning succubi and donating sexual energy to various so-called semen demons.

I will offer my help
But misuse my advice
And I can guarantee
You'll pay quite the price

>> No.6937739

>>6937728
>rhyming

he's serious guis

>> No.6937756

hi black raptor! i was wondering how to talk to girls? i know you are really smart with this stuff! thanks so much for doing this :-)

>> No.6937772
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6937772

>>6937648
I do if you will try it
>>6937703
I don't get where you're going at here
>>6937705
talk about the world of the paranormal, supernatural, and spiritual, giving answers to some answer-needed questions bout such.
>>6937717
oh, it was fine 5 years ago when I actually had an innocence
>>6937728
ah, I see, I personally don't deal if much dark magic, but I assume you associate with the spirit of lust, or at least a spirit of lust, but we will talk more about it in the next reply
>>6937756
don't worry, I will talk about that in the next reply

>> No.6937879

>>6937728
now, as I know, every being has a demon of some sort, but the demon always varies, as the same goes with the angel well all have, it is part of the covenant of the conscience, in which each spirit, angelic or demonic, offers a certain set of skills, abilities, knowledge, and magic. the items of such I have however are a wide variety because of the many spirits I allow to harbor into my soul, as well as the "fragments" that I have mad out of mind and soul. since I am an elementalist, I have a more... "broad" set of abilities and magic's. one of such is weather, I know this because I been doing this for months now with no disappointment or problems, well, except for the tornado's that I almost summoned twice out of spite, no joke. however, I do have a demon, a reaper named relksud, it tends to be the one to give me psychological profiles of everybody mortal and immortal. in other words, it can read thought's, emotion's, and can mess with people's and spirit's mind's. however, I would like to hear more of what you do with such "majicks"

>> No.6937891

>>6937879
>>>/r/tulpa

>> No.6937925

>>6937891
I... don't follow, I am still pretty rusty coming back to 4chan, please do explain.

>> No.6937950

>>6937756
well, this can be as simply as you let it be, to be the person you ant to be, you must allow yourself to be that person, it is harder to say than it is to do. trust me.

>> No.6937978

anyone have any questions regarding blowjobs? they're rather mystical and I know the secret to sucking a mean dick

>> No.6938075

>>6937978
if you impersonate me again and pull that bullshit, I will put you in an agonizing nightmare that you are going to have a hard time waking up from, and then have you pull yourself inside out when your soul is all but drained.

glad we had his talk, for it will be our last

>> No.6938093

>>6938075
forgot to mention, he's right about the blowjob thing. i can give you tips on sicking cock

>> No.6938149

>>6938093
you will not wake up the next morning, you know that, so you better enjoy life while you are awake, this wasn't a fucking joke you cocksucking cunt, his will be your last day, heed my warning carefully, it is your last.

>> No.6938158

>>6938093
by the way, can I suck your cock?

>> No.6938166

>>6938093
>>6937978
These must be op as their quality are in keeping with op's.

>>6938149
>>6938075
Nice try.

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6938190

I forgot to mention that one of the spirits my soul harbours is a semen demon, it came to me the first time that I ejaculated on my teacher. I could tell she felt the significance of this mystic event because she sent me to the principal so that I could explain what had happened.

>> No.6938202

>>6938166
other way around, I see him on /adv/ all the time, and he keeps declaring he is not gay. also, can get edgy as hell very quick he has done stuff like this >>6938075
>>6938149
before

>>6937978
>>6938093
>>6938158
>>6938190

this guy is obviously a troll obsessed with blowjobs.

>> No.6938215

>>6938202
There's nothing gay about sucking a dick, you welp

>> No.6938236

>>6938215
k, then tell me what gender is the real black raptor dumass

>> No.6938238

This thread is hilarious, even if it's unintended.

>> No.6938246

>>6938236
Put your name back on and stop talking to yourself you cock worshipping weirdo

>> No.6938250

hey guys its me black raptor again hi

i want to be katie's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her katie blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juies inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo katie blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her katie hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her katie hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her katie face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>> No.6938264

>>6938250
if that is not a troll right there impersonating my name to you guys, then you all need serious help.

>> No.6938268

>>6937703
its raptor like bird, not like the dinosar

>> No.6938281

>>6938268
then what is this
>>6937583

>> No.6938298

YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP RIGHT NOW OR I WILL PUT A HEX ON YOU I HAVE DONE IT BEFORE (IT WORKED) AND YOU WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAY YOU CROSSED ME, THIS IS MY LAST WARNING

>> No.6938309

>>6938250
how do you know her name you cock-molesting fuck! you will not mention her name again if you value life.

>> No.6938362

I'm casting a spell right now that will grant me the cock sucking powers of a thousand vacuums and you'll all be sorry when I suck your cocks clean off!!!

>> No.6938373

im gonna summon a demon who will force all of you impersonators to come to my house and take turns fucking me in the ass and letting me suck you off

>> No.6938407

>>6938362
>>6938373
if you are really me then you would answer me this! what thread do I spend the most time on, cocksucking weaboo copycunts.

>> No.6938426

>>6938281
start with the cretaceous period

>>6938250
no, not that period

>> No.6938440

>>6938407
the ladyboy thread on /hm/, and I would know because I'm the REAL raptor

>> No.6938465

>>6938440
1. u so dumb, it is not that thread, I hate ladyboys, no offense.

2. since your so incopitent to answer that question, answer this: which threads did I make posts, and which threads did I reply to?

>> No.6938470

>>6938465
today, that is.

>> No.6938499

What's going on here

>> No.6938519
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6938519

>>6938499
fuck if know.

by the way, anyone read this book? any good?

>> No.6938537

>>6938519
Yeah, it doesn't suck as much dick as I do tbh

>> No.6938543

>>6938519
>>6938537
How do I become a tripfag?

>> No.6938554

>>6938519
no but I have seen the movie, and it was a good movie.

>>6938537
fuck off and stop impersonating me please, for you obviously don't value life at all.

>>6938543
heck 4chan FAQ

>> No.6938562

>>6938537
that doesn't really say much tbh

>>6938543
it's a secret

>> No.6938565

>>6938554
Fuck off, I love blowjobs and your implying that there's something wrong with that is frankly childish.

>> No.6938582

>>6938565
yeah, there is something wrong with that; the fact that I hate blowjobs. don't bother asking why, I only know that I hate them more now because of you.

>> No.6938587

>>6938582
Way to expose yourself as a fraud. The real black raptor, ie me, loves giving blowjobs.

>> No.6938601

>>6938582
>>6938587
Enough of this tomfoolery. Clearly I am the real Black Raptor, for I am in possession of the one and only Black Raptor tripcode.

Now bend over.

>> No.6938604

>>6938601
no I am the real Black raptor

>> No.6938625

I am black raptor who dares defy my might

>> No.6938645

>>6938601
False.

>> No.6938652
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6938652

hi

>> No.6938662

>>6938652
nice shitposting is still nice

>> No.6938690

Howdy black raptor, I was wondering whether you believe in skeletons or not? Thanks partner

>> No.6938696

Hi Black Raptor, how do you know if you are really a wizard? What if I wanna be a cock wiz, would u halp me?

>> No.6938744

>>6938652
>>6938690
>>6938696
will be back in an hour or so once the copycats leave of boredom.

>> No.6938762

>>6938744
you can't escape your destiny, black raptor

you can't escape your amazing dicksucking lips

>> No.6938775

What is happening here? Did I miss a new meme?

>> No.6938788

>>6938775
You missed black raptor

>> No.6938809

bookmarked the thread for the inevitable black raptor black rapper parody

>> No.6938956

Black raptor how do I kill an evil spirit/elf that has been plaguing my family for years? He lives in the attic if that helps

>> No.6938967

>>6938956
Cast an incantation for cock sucking vacuum abilities, then suck his dick clean off. That should deter him and send him back to the shadow realm

>> No.6938972

>>>/x/

This is worse than christposting by a mile.

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6939714

ok, I am back, sorry it took so long, anyhow, first off
>>6938652
hello
>>6938690
uh. yeah, they are part of our body, you know, the part that stops us from becoming a puddle of muscle. so, yes.
>>6938956
you cannot kill something that is already dead, however, if it is a demon, you can descend it, or cast it into de-existence, but it is easier to descend it. there are many things that repels demons, such as holy objects, salt, smoke, ash, etc. so, surround the room(s) with salt, have a holy object like a crucifix in the room(s) and on everybody, then make a path of smoke to a door, window, or any other opening. make sure that opening is not salted. rad certain parts of the bible that you consulted with a priest or exorcist while doing all of this, and that should do it.

any questions, feel free to ask, this helps a lot (well, some of it.)

>> No.6939725

is this some weird furry thread?

>> No.6939749

>>6939714
If anyone's curious, my extended delay was due to a line of patients waiting outside my door. They all claimed to need an exorcism, so I cast a spell and sucked the demons out of them through their dicks