/lit/ - Literature

>>6911514
Anything by John Green.
>tfw it's true

Anything by Hegel
>tfw it's true

>>6911514
>books to learn how to get a qt gf
Read everything there is to know about the most profitable thing you're interested in. Continue until you're rich. Getting rich is the only failsafe way to get a gf, no matter who you are.

>>6911514
Read Stirner and realize that "friends", of the male or female persuasion, are spooks.

>>6911514
Don't read books, talk to people.

Read the laws of power (forgot the number), and the art of seduction by the same author.
Then reevaluate your stance towards other people in the light of what you learned.
Then get healthy, fit, and good/knowledgeable at something you are passionate about.
This is a good basis to build confidence on, which is necessary to both get gf and build good relations with interesting ppl.

-t. anon

>>6911580
i'm autist as fuck, i need a book to teach me what i'm supposed to know about socializing.

>>6911589
dostoevsky

>>6911589
One of those teach yourself small talk books, maybe. Or ask a family member.

None. You should get experience by meeting lots of people.

>>6911589
How to make friends and influence people

>>6911795
this, it taught me how to make friends and how to influence people. It's really good.

The way I've learned to have friends and get women is to overcome the though of "I'm lacking some occult skill that other Alpha males have" and starting to be comfortable with even your own autism... 'cause at the end, the only thing causing your grief is your self-awareness and judgement. Read Stoics, Nietszche or whatever and lift your spirits; also go to theraphy and work that self-steem.

>>6912465
>self-steam.
Practicing your farts will help with this immensely.

>buy a strap on
>suck it off daily pleasuring it as you would love that someone would pleasure your dick
>eventually insert it in your anus but before you need to take it on a date...
>ready a table with plates, silver wear and candlelights. put the dick on a chair like its your boyfriend
>take the dick upstairs and have sex with it.
>masturbate and cum on your hand and eat it afterwards.

>>6912758

Nothing good, I'll tell you that much

The kind of people you'd be hoping to meet by using social currency like that probably prefer low level, digestible shit, assuming they like reading at all.

It's like coming to a party with premium alcohol instead of fireball or cherry vodka or some other fruity faggot shit, they'll just think you're a person that likes gross alcohol which is also expensive

>>6912783

>>6912783
>>6914512

what does this have to do with the thread? I'm really confused

>>6911514
Just ask a question about the first shit you can come out with (time, weather, etc) then talk about something in the news or something interesting that is happening in that moment.

This will eventually end in some common interest (the more you have the easier this will be).

On the qt side I'm zero, I can only make friends woth girls I never try more.

none of us will ever have any real friends

>>6915365
how can friends be real if none of our eyes are?