/lit/ - Literature

>>6899294
5'9 isn't really a flaw. With a good pair of boots, maybe a nice hair cut, you'll easily pass for 6 feet. Make him 5'7

>>6899301
>maybe a nice hair cut
this is what manlets actually believe

Manlets, when will they learn

>>6899294
nobody can identify with him anymore, good job retard

I'm actually cool with shorter guys, it starts my /ss/ fantasies.

Can't escape the meme

>>6899294
>writing pathetic character
>he is too lame
>decide to give him a rare quality
>can't think of any positive trait that isn't naive or edgy
>realize I have mediocre imagination

>>6899301
This anon's right, there could be an exceptionally small woman out there who would accept 5'9.

5'7 is right on the line between most pitiful mistake of a man and subhuman

I'm 5'8 and hot as hell, gg

Make him a midget

Just make him shorter than the main female character.

And she mentions it.

5'9 is average height, people just lie all the time about their own height because they're insecure so it seems like the avg is higher

^ true tbh

This thread is a metaphor for dick size, isn't it?

>>6899294
topkek

> not making him a perfect physical specimen a la Confessions of a Mask

Shig. Dig. Do wop bebop.

Fucking manlets, when will I learn?

;_;

Huxley already did that to Bernard.

>he only rebelled against the system because he was a fucking manlet

>>6899294
so his flaw is that he lets spooks run his life?

>>6899686
eh? are you referring to Omi?

How about anger and repressed emotional traumas? Don't make your character have literal, physical flaws, that's just lazy and unoriginal. A flaw should impede Therese useful skills and virtu

>>6899845
*otherwise

Curse the Androids.

>>6899836
he also is weirdly homoerotic but that's more of a quality tbh

>>6899474
there is no major female character except the caretaker that is by is his side when he dies

>>6899294
That Pepe is a blast of nostalgia

>>6900190
It sure is, my friend.

>Have the perfect idea for a character
>Hes a fucker, doen't care about anyone, just like i want it to be,
>Can't find the perfect timing to show it in the book.

When will this end?!

>>6900244
u wot m8 ? Why did you create him if you didn't plan on putting him somewhere first ? How does this work in your creative process

>>6900244
just make your main character a cuck and the alpha one as the bull at least that how i'd do it

the main character's wife horny is af and make sure that the protagonist's dick is like 4 inches

truste me man

>>6899782
read
>>6899334

>>6899481
I think it may have creeped up to 5'10" depending on what source you use, but 5'9" is a negligible difference. Also, part of it is how you carry yourself. I was roommates with a dude who was 6'4" who wasn't very confident and slouched and let his shoulder collapsed in, and he always seemed much smaller than he was.

>>6900262
don't really know, i don't really think when i write, that's why sometimes im stuck.

>>6900272
i tried this but i can't write about a character that i haven't talked whit in real life

>>6900286
damm got the wrong one, it was for>>6900269

>>6900286
there are many women with straight shota fetishes, you just need to look* long enough

*like a little kid

>>6900190
http://www.bringbackbionicle.net/games/matanui/mnolg.html

>>6899301
>5'9 isn't really a flaw

>>6900573
Cool website.

There is a new series up though.
Also I remember a website reuploading all the bionicle content that once was on the lego website. I think I found the link on the subreddut

Is there anyone still denying that /r9k/ crossboarders are what have ruined /lit/?

>>6900607
fuck off

>>6900607
I place equal blame on /mu/ and /fa/ crossposters. We should be thankful, thanks to the unbearably high density of shit in the catalog we have more time to read.

>>6900576
>they have to get his pants off before they can notice dick size and even then its how you use it.
tfw im a girl and dont care as long as i can cum twice

>>6899294
>describing a characters height with numbers

He may be short, but you're a fucking retard.

>>6900611
kill yourself faggot

tbh

>>6900607
Yes, I just wish there was someway we could actually cause all those faggots to commit suicide or cop-suicide or something.

I'm tired of them shitposting.

And, with all of /r9k/ putting their heads in a noose /pol/ will lose about 2/3ds of their population.

win fucking win if you ask me.

>Character needs a deep dark secret
>Decide its that he lost his virginity at a shockingly late 17 years old.

>>6900661
You are the only one shitposting here.

>Need to make character completely unbelievable and surreal
>Make him a misogynist with a healthy sex life

>>6900689
And your life is a shitpost.

You fucking failed abortion.

>>6900705
Every abortion is a failure on the part of the mother. A failed abortion is a failed failure: an unintentional success.

>>6900705
good job on that post anon
tell me more

>>6900689
Even as a shitpost, this post isn't particularly cute or amusing.

>>6900705
Life is a fucking failed abortion.

>>6900714
It's getting late. You'll be telling yourself enough things, and I don't even have to put in any effort.

No insult beats someone already being inherently worthless.

>>>/r9k/

>>6900733
>projection
you're not good at rhetoric
now stop flooding pls.

>>6900744
>projection meme

Thanks for letting me know I hit a soft spot.

>>6900767
just go to sleep son

>>6900767
I didn't realize it was possible to be this bad at shitposting

>>6900773
>plz no bully

>>6900776
zzz

>>6900783
I hope he didn't hurt himself :<

>>6900783
cute tbh

>writing character
>want to make him more human
>decide to give him flaws
>make him gay

>>6900803
10/10

>>6900783
precious.

>writing character
>want to make him more human
>decide to give him flaws
>make him black

>>6900828
>>6900803

Is this the birth of an epic new meme

>>6899294
good for you OP, authors always write about problems that are familiar with

>>6900835
excuse me, that is not the answer i was baiting for

>>6900841
Do they really

>writing character
>want to make him more human
>decide to give him flaws
>he hasn't read the Wake
top brekek

>>6900850
Woops my bad

>>6900858
ok so plz stop posting (wow, some people.)

>Writing character
>want to make him more human
>decide to give him flaws
>make him a feminazi boy

>>6900808
>>6900797
>>6900789
>>6900783
samefag tbh

>writing character
>want to make him more human
>decide to give him flaws
>wonder what flaws are crippling yet won't ruin the character
>make him OP

>>6900948
ruined the character for me tbh

>>6900851
typically yes. think up a book and then link up everything it has in common with an author

>writing character
>want to make him more human
>decide to give him flaws
>make him from the past give himself aids again

>>6899294
>tfw 5'9''
>"hey anon, how tall are you?"
>"Oh, you know, 5'10''."

>>6899686
Well, Mishima himself was a perfect specimen, so that case isn't so absurd

>>6900856
>top brekek
nice

I wish when an obvious bait thread got posted, everyone just turned off the autism for 5 minutes and contributed to the clever banter rather than telling ppl to off themselves or calling each other cuck or fgt, tbh

>>6899294
Being 5'9 isn't, by itself, crippling. Wrong attitude, wrought by other flaws worse, is what makes 5'9 seem crippling.