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>guys im working on a novel about a salesman who one day wakes up turned into an insect.

>> No.6864397

>>6864391
Just kill yourself, OP.

>> No.6864405

>>6864391
why don't you just take this existing book by kafka, there's no more copyright

>> No.6864414
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>guys im working on a novel about a guy called Santiago who is going to die.

>> No.6864428
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>guys im working on a novel where everyone goes blind

>> No.6864443
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>guys I'm working on a detective about a murder of an old pawnbroker lady

>> No.6864464
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>guys im working on a novel about a midget with superpowers.

>> No.6864475
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>guys i'm writing a book where nothing happens[472]

>> No.6866444

>>6864391
The twist is that he's actually selling bugspray, right?

>> No.6866496

>>6864475
Nice

>> No.6866839
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>guys im working on a book about shrapnel

>> No.6866866
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>guys check out my blog i'm gonna print it someday

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>>6864391
Guys, I'm working on a book about a sni-

>> No.6868310
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>guys im working on a novel about a man who likes little girls

>> No.6868348

>>6864414
>hey guys, I'm working on a fantasy novel with incest

>> No.6868352
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>Guys I'm gonna end philosophy guys
>Guys
>I'm serious

>> No.6868408

>>6864391
absolute madman

>> No.6868424
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>Guys it's all true
>Guys
>I'm serious

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>I'm not working on anything at the moment

>> No.6869088

Very kafkaesque thread

>> No.6869104

DUDE WATER LMAO

>> No.6869123
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>>6864428
>guys im working on a novel where part of the narration is from an elephant's POV

>> No.6869129

>>6864391
I've never noticed that dog before and his already metamorphosed hand.

>> No.6869132

>>6869088
In no way is this thread Kafkaesque

>> No.6869146
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>guys, guys, how about a novel about war AND peace

>> No.6869148

>>6869132
its a meme u dip

>> No.6869269
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>guys, how about a novel where the protag sits alone in a corner at a party, right, and just does nothing but think about how much he hates everyone there?

>> No.6869275

It sounds beautiful.

>> No.6869294

>daily reminder that gregor was turned into <HEAVILY DISPUTED AMBIGUOUS AND OFTEN MISTRANSLATED WORD, WHO KNOWS WHAT KAFKA REALLY INTENDED LOL> was he a VERMIN, a PEST, an INSECT? No one really knows. just

>daily reminder

>> No.6869295

>>6869269
why is Bernhard so fucking based?

>> No.6869362
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>guys a voice in my head told me that I'm smarter than you all because I know nothing

>> No.6869364
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>>6869269
sounds good

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>hey, guys, can i st- uh, i mean, can i rewrite the odyssey? how legal is this? thanks, in advance.

>> No.6869511

>>6869364
i dont get this one

>> No.6869533
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>guys I'm gonna put steel mills on all the farms
>no guys dude trust me no seriously
>the capitalists will come RUNNING for some steel

>> No.6869547

>>6869511
I don't either, it's just the first one I saw when I did a google image search

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>>6869364
here's a gem

>> No.6869553

good thread

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>guys I'm working on a novel about circle-jerking for the soul purpose of circle-jerking over it.

>> No.6869565

>>6869560
>soul purpose

pleb

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>>6869533
>guys once we seize power, we'll set up concentration camps and secret police to show the people how we represent the working class

>> No.6869574

>>6869565
It was a very spiritual experience for me, Anon, why hate?

>> No.6869628
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>>6869569
too bad the guy died a cripple

>> No.6869707

>>6869628
Ya, he should have been shot

>> No.6869726

>>6869628
tbh his death is a metaphor of the Soviet Union

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>Guys
>Guys
>Guys
>I *am* a novel

>> No.6869930

>>6864391
Kafka (1991) is a decent movie.

>> No.6870030

>>6869707
what for?

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>guys I'm writing a book about homosexual scientists

>> No.6870097
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>guys I think I'm going to create multiple personas and then have them argue with each other

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>>6870054
can i lick your mustache friedrich?

>> No.6870280

this is the first time i lurk on /lit/

good stuff

>> No.6870309

>>6870280
Same.

I like it here.

>> No.6870314

>>6870280
>>6870309
Where are you dudes from? :)

>> No.6870320

>>6870314
Norwat

>> No.6870325

>>6870314
i'm from chilel

>> No.6870397

>>6870325
Sup chilel? I suppose you're reading something, which prompts me to ask: what?

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>Guys, I'm going to break up with my fiancee and write a dialectic about it.

>> No.6870657

#IamLIT

>> No.6870957

>>6870030
Everything.