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Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:40:47 2015 No.6855979 [Reply] [Original]

The patrician checkers are coming to your house in an hour.

What do you need to hide /lit/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:43:11 2015 No.6855995 >>6855979 My Calculus textbook by Stewart.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:49:24 2015 No.6856041 All of my books, music, films, clothes, furnishings, electronics, art, and my past.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 20:57:59 2015 No.6856074 Animorphs

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 21:26:58 2015 No.6856194 the rest of my family

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 21:54:47 2015 No.6856340 The fact that I live in a poor neighborhood in Brazil.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 21:57:16 2015 No.6856348 nothing i hope they come and execute me right in my ugly face

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 21:58:30 2015 No.6856355 >>6855979 The asoiaf books, dune, a couple Hemingway...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:00:52 2015 No.6856370 File: 372 KB, 900x880, 1430824025410.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856348 This tbh except I'd like to add that my face is not only ugly, but also stupid.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:36:58 2015 No.6856550 My diary, tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:42:01 2015 No.6856569 D..Do I need to hide my blu-rays?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:46:31 2015 No.6856592 I NEED TO HIDE THAT CRITERION EDITION OF FANNY OCH ALEXANDER I SWEAR IT WAS A BIRTHDAY GIFT A-AND I HAVEN'T EVEN WATCHED IT YET

Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:55:49 2015 No.6856625

>>6855979
> self-help books my mother gives me routinely
> The God Delusion
> That one sci-fI novel written by the mormon who wrote twilight
> One of those spin-off Dune novels

I shittily hide them behind my Greek classics and books that are critically acclaimed but obscure. Hastily put The Book of Disquiet over my copy of 'Become a Better You'.

Done.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:57:10 2015 No.6856632 Shit do I need to hide my comic books and Yugioh cards?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 22:57:17 2015 No.6856634 >>6856592 Fuck it, that movie is comfy and is the GOAT christmas movie tbh I'd get shot in the face over that tbh

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:00:55 2015 No.6856652 >>6855979 all the hitchens books I got when I was an edgy fedora teenager. his book on kissinger is bretty gud tho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:05:30 2015 No.6856680 >>6856592 >>6856634 how is fanny and alexander not patrician? Because it's entry level? my jean vigo, marketa lazarova, and Hiroshima mon amour blu rays are staying out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:10:56 2015 No.6856700 i'd hide hitchen's essays. maybe my collected plath poems. also memefinite jest. apart from that i'm good 2 go.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:15:42 2015 No.6856718 >>6856074 Animorphs are patrish a f bro

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:17:15 2015 No.6856725 >>6856355 I don't care what /lit/ says. I fucking love Hemingway.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:20:28 2015 No.6856738 All of my dragon dildos.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:23:33 2015 No.6856751 >>6856680 I think it's because he mentioned Criterion, and these days 'pleb' means 'popular' or 'well-known'

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:25:18 2015 No.6856754 My browsing history.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:26:49 2015 No.6856764 My vast DFW collection (including signed poster of movie feat. jason seagull)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:32:33 2015 No.6856792 >>6856680 Couple Marketa Lazarova with Valerie and Her Week of Wonders and those patricians will be czechin you out. /offtokillmyself

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:32:33 2015 No.6856793 >>6856754 as soon as they found out you browsed /lit/ you'd be toast.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:37:45 2015 No.6856812 >>6856793 Wait until they find out I browse /v/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 20 23:41:56 2015 No.6856822 File: 40 KB, 447x599, many manly tears.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6856340 Continue reading sir

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 00:11:58 2015 No.6856904 All my X-men and Video games. I was such a pleb as a kid.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:25:33 2015 No.6857301 I have nothing. I have nothing to hide. My room consists of a bed, a table, a chair and my laptop. Oh and my clothes, but they aren't the fashion police are they?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:30:00 2015 No.6857311 >>6856652 hithikers is pretty tame and not bad its not richard dankins or anything

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:31:24 2015 No.6857315 Probably just Infinite Jest (if they follow after Bloomian merit)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 02:32:34 2015 No.6857318 >>6856754 This. And the used tissues.

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Tue Jul 21 02:36:46 2015 No.6857331 File: 72 KB, 1280x722, eb153579-50ee-4343-b9f2-9cb7dd3fa615.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855979 >What do you need to hide /lit/? The "patrician checkers" dead body

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 04:58:34 2015 No.6857667 >>6857331 Stop being a weiner

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 12:47:37 2015 No.6858833 My Steinbeck novels

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:27:06 2015 No.6858996 File: 308 KB, 327x500, 1369171903002.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855979 My whole library on the 2nd floor All my browser history and 2+TB Anime The wine-cellar Thank god my neo-nietzschean hate-speeches are in the cloud

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:29:31 2015 No.6859002 File: 28 KB, 482x262, ally-sheedy-482x262.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6857331 >>6857667 shitposts are fine as long as they come with cute girls.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:31:31 2015 No.6859010 >>6855979 my pc an entire crate of hardy boys and magic treehouse books that my mom got for me when i was like. 7 i think that's it

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:32:58 2015 No.6859017 File: 177 KB, 700x447, meanwhile_in_russia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6855979 I wonder, what are they checking for ? OPs checkers are KGB, so I would expect them to make sure you're as pleb as possible, definitely not patrician.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:34:01 2015 No.6859020 >>6855979 Just about everything. Too much enjoyable pulp age stuff to hide.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:34:31 2015 No.6859023 >>6859010 >Implying Hardy Boys isn't patrician children's literature

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Tue Jul 21 13:35:10 2015 No.6859027 >>6857667 Maybe the "patrician checkers" should stop being a wiener. Look at all these wiener responses. >>6859002 This thread is for shitposting of course.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:42:10 2015 No.6859044 >>6859017 Stalin and Lenin where patrician as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:45:24 2015 No.6859058 >>6859027 You seem like you have a lot to hide tbh

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » Tue Jul 21 13:47:28 2015 No.6859066 >>6859058 We're all "plebs", wiener. Now help me take this body to the garbage chute

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 13:54:50 2015 No.6859092 My mother once gifted me a Sue Grafton book.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 21 14:07:26 2015 No.6859145 nothing, if they object to anything i'll just tell them i've not read, heard or watched it yet.

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