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6846743 No.6846743 [Reply] [Original]

Zeeburg's gf here, you faggots can't even into non-meme authors. that's why are yall pathetic frogposters smh tbh.

>> No.6846828 [DELETED] 

Damn, Zeeburg can get it.

>> No.6846841

Zeeburg are you the one who's been spamming this ugly girl?

>> No.6846845 [DELETED] 

>>6846841
No, I haven't been memeposting her. Who is she, anyway?

>> No.6846848

>>6846845
The WOAT booktuber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuU_IHj2eRI

>> No.6846864 [DELETED] 

>>6846848
She's pretty cute, tbh. But she's probably insufferably SJW for my liking, and she probably only reads female-written literature.

>> No.6846874

>>6846828
>>6846841
>>6846845
>>6846848
>>6846864
Virgins.

>> No.6846898

>>6846848

>genreshit
>girl porn

dropped

>> No.6846994

>>6846743
>>6846848

she's mega cute
going to watch all her videos now
gratz Zeeburg

>> No.6847010
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6847010

>>6846743
Your old gf was hotter

>> No.6847018 [DELETED] 

>>6846743
Is it true you're a nigger?

>> No.6847032

>>6846743
posting that ugly forced meme bitch is even worse than frogposting tbh

>> No.6847059 [DELETED] 

>>6847010
She was, and her feet were even nicer.

>> No.6847533

>>6846874
>this is what ess jay dubyas actually believe

>> No.6847862

>>6846743
Any feet pics of this girl?

>> No.6847884

>>6846848
she looks like a 50 year old

>> No.6847910

>>6847533
The level of asspain in this post is astounding, I recommend you navigate to r/analdevastation, as that board is clearly more appropriate for users such as you

>> No.6847931

>>6846848
tfw my exgf was an ugly version of her

>> No.6847945

>>6847884
but oddly like an 11 year old at the same time

>> No.6849152

>>6847862
this, tbh

>> No.6849171

>>6846848
Too bad she has pleb taste.

>> No.6849173

>>6846848
>implying I wouldn't ravish that pussy with my massive, girthy cock

>> No.6849176

>>6846848

she's only read 2 books this year? wot. top kek. Am i listening to this video wrong.

>> No.6849203

>>6849176
42
42 books
someone tell me they were all shit so I can feel better

>> No.6849213

>>6849203
They were all shit

>> No.6849223

>>6849213
Thanks
I kept watching and they really were

>> No.6849229

>>6846743
posting booktubers should be an automatic permaban

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>>6849229

>> No.6849240

>>6849239
post her feet, tbh

>> No.6849243

>>6849203
>ProjectPeruse
>Reading anything but YA shit
In fact,
>90% of Booktubers
>Reading anything but YA shit
Don't worry, they were all shit.

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>>6849240

>> No.6849250

at least she doesn't read:

>pynchon
>dfw
>marx
>stirner

>> No.6849256

>>6846848
>i#m a disgusting default character college person and so unaware of it that i need to broadcast in to the whole world

>> No.6849292

https://youtu.be/tEnjpGxRx4o

why does such a qt (even has a neat dog) have such shit taste?

>afraid that fault in our stars will be too depressing

>> No.6849380

>>6849250
That is literally OPs unoriginal "GUYS STOP LIKING THINGS" 'joke' you autistic retard

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>>6849380

>> No.6849734

>>6849239
>Daddy doesn't like it when I fuck the slaves

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6849742

>>6849734
>You can be my slave when I take you with strap on.

>> No.6849746

>>6846848
those glasses look good on ol girl would driveby compliment

>> No.6849749

Is she well-read?

>> No.6849756

>>6846848
I can't look at her eyes. They're too beady and retarded.

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>>6846743
>tfw you realise you dated a girl like this who was cuter, fluent in latin + greek, had already read pretty much all that is patrician, and you burned that bridge like a god-damned fool

>> No.6849780

>>6849776
Story time!

>> No.6849797

>>6846848

>watching this video
>this girl clearly reads a lot
>42 books this year
>damn that's a lot
>all pleb YA and NYA

May as well have read nothing at all.

>> No.6849801

>>6849780
Basically dated a 9/10 super patrician Catholic classics student, we broke up, moved onto aforementioned-girl, who was pretty much an 8. Too hung-up over the first girl, ended it not realising I'd pretty much won the lottery two weeks in a row, six years later and it still hasn't really improved.
Moral of the story: if a girl buys you a copy of Nabokov's Lectures of Literature, marry her. Shitposting.

>> No.6849813

>>6849801
Have you tried doing a running-after-her-in-the-airport-after-having-had-an-epiphany scene on her?

>> No.6849815
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6849815

ITT: males in their early 20s.
(Most likely still living at home, but can't admit it)

>mfw

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6849828

I dated a girl who wanted to be a 'writer.' I told her I didn't read, semi-ironically. You see I didn't think nonfiction counted, but in hindsight I suppose it does.

Anyway, I guess she saw me as lit sees everyone else who says they don't read, and indulges in drugs.

pic almost related

>> No.6849835

>>6849828
>tfw you realise you can't get away with telling girls you're a writer now, you gotta actually start writing shit.

>> No.6849878

>>6849835
>tfw you don't tell anybody you write because it is the social equivalent of telling people you make shrinky dinks

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6849899

>>6849878
>Shrinky dinks
Topkek.
It's funny because it's true.

>> No.6849929

>>6849749
she's only on a ya binge at the moment, it appears. she has a healthy respect for the canon.

>> No.6851842

>implying I wouldnt deflower her

>> No.6851873

>>6849878
lol, why do people have this ridiculous notion? i tell people i write occasionally, and while i sometimes get people looking at me sorta weird, most people either dont really care (and why should they) or seem to think it's at least a good way to spend one's time.
Why y'all so fuckin' angsty, anons?

>> No.6853095

>>6846743
literal pigdog with le hipster spectacles. stinky vagina/10

>> No.6853133

>>6847910
Zeeburg, shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here, will you? You foul up the board with your substandard shitposting.

>> No.6853548

>>6853133
>implying he uses a tripfag anymore

You fell for the b8

>> No.6854343

>tfw i started following her on instagram

>> No.6854363

>>6846743
every author talked about here is a meme, if one of your favorite authors started being talked about a lot she would be a meme too

>> No.6854373

>>6854363
>she

>> No.6854378

>>6854343
Terrible taste tbh

>> No.6854474

who's zeeburg and why should i care?

>> No.6854483
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>>6854474
>who's zeeburg

GTFO

>> No.6854517

>>6854343
Well, what's her instagram?

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>>6854474
>being this new

>> No.6855916

>>6847010
This. She looks like the girl I'm in love with.

>> No.6855922

>>6847010

who is this?

>> No.6855925

>>6855922
zeeburg's old gf

>> No.6855933

>>6855925

anon pls >_<

>> No.6855954

>>6855922
Why would you want to know?

>> No.6855986

>>6846743
Fuck /b/reddit has even spread to /lit/ now...

>> No.6855999

>>6855922
Heidi Systo is the Photographer.

>> No.6856056

>>6846848

Video wasn't an actual book review or anything, but I see there's a link to her GR on her channel page, but then it's just

>OOOoOOOOOh sooooOOooooo gooooOOOOoooddd
>SoooOOOoo GoooOOOOdd
>HOLY JESUS THIS WAS SO GOOD. I NEED THE NEXT ONE NOOOOOOW
>SO CUTE

Proposal for a new queen of lit? Proposal for a new queen of lit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlckdvjK0Io
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go87azXN5Ms
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKo_v5yJSRctsnjR7jM4RrnxGH_Hqpx0-

>> No.6856070

>>6846743
>burg
/pol/ is always right.

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>>6856056
Oh god that voice, I can't deal with that.

>> No.6856097

I want to cum on that face.

>> No.6856098
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>>6856056
>>6846848
just some shitty college grill getting views for being cute and quirky, if a dude would do the same thing hed be probably laughed at and called a neckbeard.
anyway Putin needs to wipe out the USA ASAP, you plebs repulse me, at least you are aware of yourself and still do this dumbshit, fall for the same stupid trick. I bet she laughs about you pathetic virgins
>>6855034
>>6854483
samefag. i dont know who he is and i dont give a shit. call the cops

>> No.6856117

>>6856098
Lurk before you post anon.

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>>6856098
>mfw yurop manages to bring up the US in yet another completely irrelevant discussion
sad, tbh

>> No.6856120

>>6856076

Forgot to add this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E56P55i3HHQ

>> No.6856130

>>6854474
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zeeburg

>> No.6856174

>>6856117
imao you fucking clown
>>6856119
nah faggot

>> No.6856372
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6856372

She's literally the perfect gf

>> No.6856426

>>6856372
how are you z?

>> No.6856535
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6856535

>>6856426
Thank you, anon-sama, for your interest. I'm doing well; in fact, I just recently thought of a great short story topic.

Wie geht es dir?