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>tfw too intellectual for gf

>> No.6832168

Or she's retarded. I mean, don't lie to yourself

>> No.6832176
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>>6832162

>> No.6832177

>>6832168
I mean gf in general you imbecile

>> No.6832181

>>6832177
idiot

>> No.6832183
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Yes. And also too normal for intellectual pursuits.
That limbo between two unwanted impossibilities.

>> No.6832186

>>6832181
fagget

>> No.6832190

In 7th grade, I took an SAT test without preparing for it at all, it was spur-of-the-moment, I knew about it about an hour ahead of time and didn't do any research or anything. I scored higher on it than the average person using it to apply for college in my area.
An IQ test has shown me to be in the 99.9th percentile for IQ. This is the highest result the test I was given reaches; anything further and they'd consider it to be within the margin of error for that test.
My mother's boyfriend of 8 years is an aerospace engineer who graduated Virginia Tech. At the age of 15, I understand physics better than him, and I owe very little of it to him, as he would rarely give me a decent explanation of anything, just tell me that my ideas were wrong and become aggravated with me for not quite understanding thermodynamics. He's not particularly successful as an engineer, but I've met lots of other engineers who aren't as good as me at physics, so I'm guessing that's not just a result of him being bad at it.
I'm also pretty good at engineering. I don't have a degree, and other than physics I don't have a better understanding of any aspect of engineering than any actual engineer, but I have lots of ingenuity for inventing new things. For example, I independently invented regenerative brakes before finding out what they were, and I was only seven or eight years old when I started inventing wireless electricity solutions (my first idea being to use a powerful infrared laser to transmit energy; admittedly not the best plan).
I have independently thought of basically every branch of philosophy I've come across. Every question of existentialism which I've seen discussed in SMBC or xkcd or Reddit or anywhere else, the thoughts haven't been new to me. Philosophy has pretty much gotten trivial for me; I've considered taking a philosophy course just to see how easy it is.
Psychology, I actually understand better than people with degrees. Unlike engineering, there's no aspect of psychology which I don't have a very good understanding of. I can debunk many of even Sigmund Freud's theories.
I'm a good enough writer that I'm writing a book and so far everybody who's read any of it has said it was really good and plausible to expect to have published. And that's not just, like, me and family members, that counts strangers on the Internet. I've heard zero negative appraisal of it so far; people have critiqued it, but not insulted it.

>> No.6832204

>>6832190
lol epic text xD but im not gonna read it xD

>> No.6832207

>>6832162
if you're really an intellectual you could manipulate a girl into sucking your dick now and then, or control your emotions enough to not give a fuck.

you're probably just a socially moronic person with decent booksmarts.

>> No.6832223

>>6832176
Thats a dude

>> No.6832230

>>6832204
out

>> No.6832236

>>6832230
I'm going all in baby

>> No.6832239

>>6832204
pls stop

>> No.6832242

>>6832207
>if you're really an intellectual you could manipulate a girl into sucking your dick now and then,
Why do people believe this. I blame Kant and his pure reason stick.

>> No.6832244

>>6832190
pretty good copypasta off reddit ya dip

>> No.6832250
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>gf has degree in mathematics and is trying to come up with a system of notation for Hegelian dialecitc

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>>6832190

>> No.6832259

>>6832250
that's not what intellectualism is dumbo she booksmart

and you're a cuck which should go with saying

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>>6832176
>i promise i'll be the best girlfriend ever in the world

i want to make her happy

>> No.6832264

>>6832242
>Why do people believe this
because a large multitude of people in existence have manipulated a girl into touching their penis with their intelligence. literal observation/experience is good grounds for belief.

>> No.6832269

>>6832264
that's not how it works man sorry to break it to u

at least with qts

>> No.6832271

>>6832244
>actually recognizing this

>> No.6832273

>>6832259
I never said she was intellectual, in case you can't tell, the gif was expression my disapproval.

>> No.6832275

>>6832176
She's willing to not associate herself with you in public. Fuck yeah I'd be down. Stay in the basement bitch I'll come love on you after the parties over.