/lit/ - Literature

>implying greentext doesn't exist

>>6793481
holy shit this post makes me angry.

The lack of punctuation reflects the wild, irrational thought processes of the SJW womynz that occupy the tumblrsphere

>>6793481
Nah

>>6793481
There are Christposters in 4chan now. It's literally the Dark Ages again.

lack of punctuation shows a lack of effort, it's the language equivalent of saying something in an ironic way so that if someone calls you out for it you can say "lol okay whatever i was only joking"

it's ironic detachment as a shield

of course the problem is that it's also a conscious decision, a bit like how people will deliberately not respond to a text for a while to give the appearance of not being interested, you can't spend all day completely immersed in tumblr shit and not care about it/mean it

>>6793481
>literally
>actual, real
>literally
>italics everywhere

>>6793481
This is what public school and feminism has created. Along with tolerance of the female whore.

>>6793481
>2015
>not knowing that we pioneered the language of memes

ISHIGGYDIGGY

>>6793481
This is so fucking stupid.

>Hurr, did you know sentences flow differently depending on the grammar used, and when I don't use any I sound like some frantic idiot spewing my opinions in one breath

This is like third grade knowledge

>>6793481

>spicy vagina tacos

>>6793528
This. It's important that everyone recognize flippancy as the "plausible deniability" gotcha tactic it is.

im being dead serious until i make a grievous social or factual error then i was just joking lol

not really tho ;^)

>>6793481
That's pretty autistic.

>mfw sjws in charge of language creation

>>6793481
People on tumblr tend to give themselves way too much credit for things.

>>6793528
What do you think of poetry without punctuation?

>>6793626
their entire culture is basically something awful from 8 years ago masquerading as some trendy, original aesthetic

>you will never be some sort of tumblr kingpin mastermind who convinces all the teenage girls that you're the SJW overlord of the internet so you can have a massive harem of prime teen pussy
>you will never build an online empire of prime teen pussy, fucking your way through an entire generation of insane adolescent pseudo-feminists like a new genghis khan of digital cuckery
>you will never become drunk with the power and start outright raping them and demanding cultlike obedience to yourself, enlisting a bodyguard of moose-knuckle bulldykes to protect you as you become increasingly eccentric
>you will never watch your dream crash and burn as one belated rape accusation follows another in a catastrophic chain reaction, and the public finally pieces together that you were just a seedy teen fiddler all along
>you will never fake your own death and retreat into seclusion, perhaps to start a cargo cult somewhere, and watch from afar as the world tries to recover from your legacy

>>6793481
God dammit I can't stand tumblr speech. A lot of my friends are tumblrinas and every time I see their dash it makes my eyes bleed.

> Why does no one date me I mean like look at me I know why no one dates me thank
> So my mum watched Steven Universe and asked me why the rocks are all girls and I was like are you real they don't even have gender smh

Can tumblr die faster?

>>6793481
> Tumblr
> Any Year

>>6793700
>you will never be John Green

I remember when a lack of punctuation signified that whatever you were writing wasn't to be taken too seriously. It was a friendly thing, not a self-serious tumblr thing.

>>6793750
that's really problematic tbh

ozma fat

because English won and we are not cucks

>>6793481
idk i was typing like that on 2004 gaiaonline, whose whole culture was stolen from 4chan. so this shit all stems from here, unfortunately.

>>6793728
kek

>>6793728

>>6793750
lack of punctuation signifies lack of seriousness on tumblr as well, but that doesn't mean that linguists can't study it seriously.

>>6793511
4chan Renaissance WHEN?

I wanna go back to Greco-Roman neopaganism

As a fellow linguisticsfag I guess he's technically right, but he doesn't seem to realize or care that his so-called "dialects" exist pretty much in every single community both IRL and online that has developed a small internal culture. Tumblr is not fucking special, you don't see us talking about how greentexting and the -fag suffix are bold new linguistic innovations. Jesus Christ how can these people be so narcissistic

>>6793481
i'm going to sleep for a long time

wake me up when it's all over, lit

>>6793819
I know you're joking but be prepared to actually see social trends from 4chan manifest themselves in very real ways in the near future. /pol/ shit will go completely mainstream and the entire chan culture with it.

>>6793824
>he

>>6793481
sorry tumblr


>yes I think he made them a bit firmer sucking them like that so long he made me thirsty titties he calls them I had to laugh yes this one anyhow stiff the nipple gets for the least thing Ill get him to keep that up and Ill take those eggs beaten up with marsala fatten them out for him what are all those veins and things curious the way its made 2 the same in case of twins theyre supposed to represent beauty placed up there like those statues in the museum one of them pretending to hide it with her hand are they so beautiful of course compared with what a man looks like with his two bags full and his other thing hanging down out of him or sticking up at you like a hatrack no wonder they hide it with a cabbageleaf that disgusting Cameron highlander behind the meat market or that other wretch with the red head behind the tree where the statue of the fish used to be when I was passing pretending he was pissing standing out for me to see it with his babyclothes up to one side the Queens own they were a nice lot its well the Surreys relieved them theyre always trying to show it to you every time nearly I passed outside the mens greenhouse near the Harcourt street station just to try some fellow or other trying to catch my eye as if it was I of the 7 wonders of the world O and the stink of those rotten places the night coming home with Poldy after the Comerfords party oranges and lemonade to make you feel nice and watery I went into r of them it was so

>>6793819

Neoplatonist Christposter pogrom when?

>>6793824
actually there have been a few threads praising greentext here

4chan invented memes, greentext and reaction images. Who gives a fuck about tumblrinas.

>>6793481
>separate dialect of the English language
>should literally be treated as its own language

Pick one. Also that's a complete misunderstanding of what a pidgin is.