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You get to spend an evening with any author, living or dead. Who do you choose?

Pic related for me, we'd discuss Hegel and get blitzed as fuck on opium.

>> No.6751234

Literally who?

>> No.6751237

The apostle Paul

>> No.6751242

>>6751237
He probably never existed.

The bible is nothing but lies. Grow up and stop believing in fairytales.

>> No.6751250

>>6751234
One of the greatest poets in the English language, you stupid cuck.

>> No.6751252
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>>6751242

>> No.6751254

Richard Dawkins.

We'd discuss how much smarter he is than everyone else who lived or shall live.

>> No.6751256

>>6751250
>cuck
opinion disregarded

>> No.6751259

>>6751250
>poets
>English language

I remeber when I was 12

>> No.6751263

>>6751250
Why are you calling me a cuck?

That's vey rude.

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Kierkegaard, no doubt

>> No.6751279

That's a good choice OP. I just read the Rime of the Ancient Mariner today and loved it.

>> No.6751286

Jesus

>> No.6751300

>>6751286
What did Jesus write?
Regardless of one's beliefs, whether the Bible is true or not, none of the gospels were written by (or claimed to be written by) Jesus.

>> No.6751321

I'll spend an evening with Stirner. What questions would you like me to ask him?

>>6751242
The historical Paul is likely enough to be real, but the stories they told are very questionable.

>>6751252
The second coming of Jesus was Robin Hood, but you people killed him too. God's not coming back now, since there's no third coming.

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>>6751229
Hart Crane. We exchange poetry talk and then I fuck him in the ass. I'm not gay though.

>> No.6751335

>>6751300
There is an apocryphal Gospel according to Christ but you're right he almost definitely didn't write it.

>> No.6751354

>>6751286
The bible was written by Romans to control the masses.

>> No.6751371
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Gene Wolfe. We'd talk about Chesterton and Kipling over a glass of wine.

>> No.6751391

>>6751371
seconded

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>>6751229
Zadie Smith

oh Zadie

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6751604

I'd watch K-On with Mishima

>> No.6751708

Alan Moore

I'd knock him out and cut off his beard.

I'd take it home and put on the wall as a trophy, or maybe make a beard wig out of it.

>> No.6752745

I'd either try and nail Plath or have a deep conversation with Pound

Tough choice

>> No.6752764

>>6751604
He'd probably prefer Free! .

>> No.6752810

Get smashed and talk about Sean O'Casey and Ireland in general with Brendan Behan

>> No.6752847

John Green, so I could tell him how much he sucks.

>> No.6753826

Montaigne probably