/lit/ - Literature

I already am, I'm just too lazy to prove it.

>>6735494
:^)

>>6735494
That man? Albert Einstein.

>>6735491
It's ok. I'm much better looking.

bleeding edge proved he's a wikipedia skimmer

>Oedipa settled back, to await the crying of lot 49.

What a hack.

>>6735514
I'm sure that's how history will remember you.

;^)

>>6736153
>implying it matters

>>6735514
I find him quite attractive.
No homo, though.

>>6736246
He was definitely attractive.
Tons of first-class pussy, according to his friends & different articles

>>6735514
>implying he didn't get infinitely more ass than you

>pinecone singing his own praises in this thread

How do I become pinecone

I'm already going to cornell and I haven't been photographed clearly since the 10th grade

>>6736869
>implying Pynchon doesn't make 90% of the /lit/ content

>>6736882
>implying that's not what I was implying

>>6736925
>implying you are not living inside a Pynchon story right now

>>6736936
>>6736925
>>6736882
>>6736869
Sup pynchon

>>6735491
>you will never be as smart as a reclusive autist who wrote some shitty pomo books

yeah okay

>>6736951
>y-yeah fuck getting published and becoming a legend r-right guys ?

>>6736936
>implying you're not exchanging dank pepes with pinecone himself right now

>>6736959
i'm not looking to become a published author. but that's a dumb argument anyway. fan fiction writers get published all the time. that doesn't make them smart or good or legendary in any way.

>>6736961
Tao Lin here, sup Tom?

>>6736965
fuck off worm

>>6736965
Whoa, I'm sharing a thread with a legitimate creator of literary fiction!

>tfw just realized gappy's based on pinecone

>>that feel when pinecone will certainly perish before completing anything on the magnitude of m&d or even atd

>>6737038
Don't worry; he'll outlive Bloom for certain

Anyone has the archived thread were Pynchon supposedly actually showed up ?