/lit/ - Literature

>>6722836

Well, I'm sorry to say that I must call our evening short here my darling.

You see, because of telegony I am determined to avoid having children with any women who has consorted with negros.

I confess to an utter disdain for the negro and a dislike for their general effect, and you see the possibility that our potential offspring may be negroid-like in terms of their characteristics means that I cannot help but decide you are not the women for me.

adieu

>>6722936
>effect

>>6722997

damn you got me, thats what I get for staying up late

rev up those penn jillette folders folks

>>6722836
>dating contemperorary liberal women into identity politics

Enjoy always being wrong and having your wallet raped

>>6722836
I like how you're playing on some widespread fears, resentments and insecurities of the general 4chan demographic, but why do you think british accents are among them?

>>6723104
>british accent

>>6723122
This is what it's supposed to be, isn't it? And I said "accents" not "accent", you illiterate piece of shit.

>>6723130
Yeah, but I know what you meant.
Why don't you just say English accent when you mean it? Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland are all 'British', but that's never what you people mean when you say 'British accent'.

>>6723138
I had no idea which of the numerous british accents you mentioned it was supposed to be, thus my more general characterization was perfectly appropriate.

So, assuming this is supposed to be an english accent, why is it included?

>>6723165
>english accent

>>6723224
So, it isn't? Then what is it?
Your joke is very funny, she is a crazy feminist who has had sex with negroes and she's also a pleb after getting an Oxford lit degree, and looks down on people who didn't ave that opportunity. There's something to hate for everyone, very well done. But why the accent thing? Is it not an accent? Is it a speech disorder? I'm painfully not in on the joke there.

>>6722836
One of these I wouldn't give attention to.
But I would genuinely disregard her if she said three of OPs list.

>>6723251
Im not the guy you were talking to, but it's just a shitpost man

Stop digging so deep into it looking for answers.

>>6723251
Not that guy or the OP, but there are over a dozen English accents. What you're thinking if is RP, o English". Get educated, Amerifuck.

>>6723267
No one gives a fuck about learning your various accents, you're all going to be speaking Arabic in a generation anyway.

>>6723267
Poorthener detected

>>6723275
London actually

>>6723278
Where abouts in London?

>>6723267
>but there are over a dozen English accents
And I'm supposed to be able to identify what the different parts of monkey island sound like? As a part of my education? Ah, the english and their delusions of relevance. Never gets old.

>>6723285
Heathrow, why?

>>6722836
>this awful trend of men talking to women they don't know. What?
>it hasn't happened to me for just over 12 months

That would imply that Anon isn't harrasing this poor patrician girl and that just can't be the case.

>>6723286
It's not your fault, mate. It's just a result of your country's isolationist culture.

>>6723287
I'm in Bermondsey.

Are you an aeroplane?

>>6723294
I identify as an aeroplane, yes.

>>6723299
Over the sea?

>>6723293
I'm not even american, buddy, it's just that, seriously, no one cares for the subtleties of your accents.

>>6722836
Is Hermione even a real name? I always assumed that was some Harry Potter shit like Benedict Cumberbatch.

>>6723311
1 in 8 females in Britain are named Hermione

The way some of you write dialog, it's like you've not left the house in about 15 years.

>>6722836
>after I broke up with my previous boyfriend I went on a year long trip through Jamaica, Barbados, and Sub Saharan Africa to find myself!"

>>6723307
The differences in accent aren't even subtle. There's more similarity between the 'queen's english' and a generic Atlantic American accent than the former and a yorkshire or cockney accent.

>>6723384
I know exactly one brit personally, he's from a scottish family, was born in England and spent most of his childhood in Ulster. He sounds like every british person ever. This is like a chinese person telling me they don't all look the same, you know what, keep telling yourself that.

>>6723394
>I know exactly one brit
>he's from a scottish family

>>6723399
What cryptic british meme are you getting at now?

>>6723394
>one brit
>from a scottish family
>most of his childhood in Ulster


You're clearly just too ignorant to weigh in properly on the subject. Why can't you see that?

>>6723384
>The differences in accent aren't even subtle.
The thing I find fascinating about British accents, and this sets it apart from a lot of other countries, is not that you can tell to within 100 'miles' of where someone was born, but that you can tell how wealthy their parents are. Speaking to a Brit gives you a specific location and class.

>tfw white women only want black men
Why did I have to be born a white boy?

>>6723405
>Jocks
>Brits

>>6723409
This according to your video research of an afternoon watching My Fair Lady?

>>6723410
>false flagging jew detected

>>6723411
They are, scotland is very clearly a part of your island.

>>6723413
I'm American, but my grandparents are from Birmingham (a very distinct accent). I stayed with them for about 8 months in the UK and visited most of the major cities and towns.

>>6723425

>>6723408
>stop oppressing my precious culture
Cry more, England is just one part of Britain. The part that doesn't have writers.

>>6723425
Note: Pic related excludes the 14 overseas territories that Britain own, and the Commonwealth countries where the Queen is still head of State.