/lit/ - Literature

>>6714801
The pic you posted is gay. Bookmarkers are useful if you're reading a lot. Do you think being gay is bad? Where do you live? Who are your parents? I don't care. Nobody cares. Gay or not. Fuck you.

it takes literally 3 seconds to flip through and recall were you were. Unless, ur a dum dum that is

Yes, it is a symptom of same-sex attraction. You can get arrested and charged with sodomy if someone sees you with a bookmark in Uganda.

By the way, how's junior high working out?

>Not reading the book in one sitting

What about folding the corner of the page?

>>6715360
Fucking barbaric.

>>6715360
>lol just crease the page

>>6714801
Depends on exactly what you use it for, one would suppose.

>>6715360
>RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6715360
>not just doing this

>>6715449
die scum

>>6714842
I agree. I think it is the sign of a poor reader if you use a bookmark.

I use a little piece of paper in which I write words I like or I don't know its meaning so I could look it up later in a dictionary.

ITT: plebs

Acknowledge the superior bookmark.

I've been using it for a while, it's perfect.

>>6716066
NEMO!!

>>6714801
>bookmarker
a bookmarker is the phallus of literatue
just saying

>>6714801
>>6714842
>>6715582
>herpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherpherp

Got Milk, OPenis?

only faggots read so what do you think, faggot?

i use a book mark to make it quicker to get to the page i'm looking for, for example:

>reading infinite jest for summer thing here
>keep bookmark at endnote page i am on currently

i typically know where am in the book and don't need a bookmark tho but am using one cuz a girl i like gave me one

>pic related

>>6715360

>>6717352
> l-l-looky he-he-HEEERE everybody! g-g-g-g-g-girl! I like g-g-girl, and g-g-girl g-g-g-g-g-give m-m-m-meeeee hhhaaaaaaaarrrrt shape b-b-boooookmrk! g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl l-l-liiiiike m-m-m-meeee t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t--t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-too!

I'm very proud of you anon-kun. Would you like a special sticker? I'll let you put it on your special bookmark! You are a very special boy! So proud!

Just stop at the end of the chapter?

>>6717757
>being this mad

>>6717757

>>6714842
How long does it take you to find the missing 'h' in where, fool? Bookmarks are for winners.

>>6717803
>bragging on /lit/ about a bookmark

>>6714801
Not unless it's a full colour scale print out of a human penis.

Which incidentally is a pretty good size and shape for a bookmark.

>>6717905
>implying the logos isn't inherently phallic

just typing this made me gay

>>6715475
>>6715449
why is this bad?
It's very effective, except for one time i used it with atlas shrugged

>>6717910
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar m8.

>>6714801
only if you also enjoy having dick in your mouth

>>6715449
The last time I did that the cover of my book ripped.

>>6714801
what would you lads do to that cute frogette if you could have your way with her?

>>6718687
I would tear her apart and give her a roasting if you know what I mean.

I mean that I would cook and eat her.

i use a tablet

i also read books in one go

>>6717757
>>6717901
Not bragging a cute girl gave me a bookmark, a girl I've been crushing on for quite some time....you just sound jealous, what's wrong anon? Are you a permavirgin that spills spaghetti just being around the opposite sex?

There's nothing wrong with using a bookmarker but I personally don't use them as I always stop reading at the end of a chapter. Therefore it's easy for me to remember where I left off.

>>6719720
> you just sound jealous
About a bookmark. Not girlfriend, not a girl liking you, but you liking a girl, and getting a piece of paper (that, frankly, looks exactly like the kind of thing we'd passed around in middle school).
Yep. Sure.

And as for "not bragging"
> a cute girl... a girl I've been crushing on for some time.
> i typically know... but am using one cuz a girl i like gave me one
> filename
> implying that when I'm calling you out on your faggotry, it must be because I'm an autistic mouse-man rather than what I'm actually doing so for: your faggotry.

>>6714801
It's ok to use a bookmark to remember the page. But if you're using a bookmark as a straightedge to advance each line down the page then you're a mouthbreather.

>>6717905
cut out high res photos of erect penii for bookmarks actually seem like a good idea. bet they would sell well with fat girls who wear red lipstick who think they're living pin-ups who embrace their freedom and sexuality.

>>6720489
>But if you're using a bookmark as a straightedge to advance each line down the page then you're a mouthbreather.
do people actually do this? you might as well mouth the words you're reading and drool a bit.

>>6719876
Patrician

>>6714801
If using my holographic dinosaur bookmark is gay, then I don't want to be straight

>>6716066
>reading in sub-sandnigger language
>planting fish in your books

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>2015
>not using the ticket stubs of particularly patrician concerts you've attended

how would using a small piece of paper to mark your position in a book make you enjoy having sex with people the same gender as yourself?

>>6722918
sadly dicks do not make great bookmarks

>>6722883

>swans
>patrician

I bet you fell for the death grips nonsense too