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So when wiill this fat fuck finish up?

>> No.6698012

>>6697858
If he sticks to his 7 book plan (though I reckon it'll end up being 8, which will fuck up his neat "7 books for 7 gods" scheme), and at the rate of speed he's averaging between installments, we should see book 7 in 2022.

>> No.6698029

>>6698012
>2022
He'll be dead before then. I will too

>> No.6698035

>>6697858
When death depart him.

>> No.6698058

Dinner?

>> No.6698070
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6698070

>>>/tv/
>>>/r/books

>> No.6698097

>>6698012
Never. The fat fuck will die from explosive heart failure after eating too many white chocolate-drizzled onion rings while writing a blog post. It'll be any day now.

>> No.6698104

>>6698070
>comparing GRRM to "real literature"
>the "real literature" is a plebaroni and cheese sandwich featuring:
>Dickens
>Hemingway
>Orwell
>Camus

top fucking kek

>> No.6698134

>>6698070
I never understood the hate for the 'her cunt became the world' line.

>> No.6698148

>>6698134
just think about it. what the fuck. it's hilarious

>> No.6698153

Is GoT the greatest series of literature of all time that changed books forever?

>> No.6698167

>>6698148
I don't know man, sounds like the most poetic thing he's written.
The cunt part is the only thing that makes it kind of funny, but there are no great words for vagina.

>> No.6698181

>>6698070

We're coming here just for you brah.

>> No.6698186

>>6698153
its not literary fiction, its genre fiction. It probably is heavily influential to the fantasy genre but I wouldn't say all fantasy books will be directly changed by it.

>> No.6698187

>>6698070
His dream sequences aren't that bad.

>> No.6698195

>>6698167
>there are no great words for vagina
this is honestly such a problem
vagina
pussy
cunt
cat
slit
gap

and then we descend into hamwallet tomfoolery

is there anything else?

>> No.6698196

>>6698153

it might be.

>> No.6698203

>>6698195
It depends on how the words are used. Take for example the infamous Marquis De Sade. Even the narration of the most heinous acts come from his pen as sublime lines.

>> No.6698207

I really hope he finishes BEFORE the show mucks it all up

>> No.6698208

>>6698203

>Recording justine in toilet paper

"Sublime" indeed.

That being said, I doubt Grrm could handle writing on disposable paper, his fantastic prose would break down.

>> No.6698219

>>6698167
If you posted a Rochester poem and attributed it to Martin a bunch of e/lit/ists would probably write it off too. Martin's writing simply carries too much sociocultural baggage to be judged with a clear head on this board.

>> No.6698252

>>6698219
I am actually sure they would.

>> No.6698768

>>6698029
>oldfag

>> No.6698775

>>6698195

hatchet wound?

>> No.6698791

>>6698195
Nothing

>> No.6698834

>>6698029
Nah, he'll make it, but barely. On the other hand someone like Clive Barker will croak by drug overdose or AIDS in the next year while leaving multiple series unfinished.

>> No.6698851

>>6698012
>7 books for seven gods
Yea. He TOTALY planned it that way

>> No.6698860

>>6698104
>Hemingway
>pleb
Found the woman YA reader

>> No.6698861

>>6698070
>those "famous lines in real literature"

Fucking kek to the max

>> No.6698878

>>6698861
Explain.

>> No.6698900
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6698900

>>6697858

>> No.6698914

>>6698900
I always wonder, why is ITAOTS included in this? Is there even a substantial overlap between its admirers and people who are unreasonably zealous about AoIaF?

>> No.6698974

>>6698914
beats me, but if i had to guess, its because that album is rated 10/10 on sites that really seem like a GoT fanboy would be interested in.

>> No.6698988

>>6698070
>like a constipated fat man straining to shit
why

>> No.6699003

>>6698988
They say write what you know.

>> No.6699013

>>6699003
the man must like his cheese

>> No.6699271

>>6698195
>cock dock

>> No.6699287

>>6698195
Area 51
Axe Wound
Baby Cannon
Bearded Clam
Beaver
Breakfast of Champions
Broad Faced Chicken
Bumsen
Box
Castle
Cave
Cavernous Gash
Choot
Cockpit
Cocksheath
Coin Purse
Cigar Box
Clam
Clit (the clit is actually separate from the vagina)
Clowns Pocket
Cock Pocket
Cooch
Coochie
Coo-chi Snorcher
Cooter
Cunny
Cunt
Dragon's Lair
Dugout
Face Flower
Falcon Crest
Fanny
Fanny Boo
Feedbag
Feesh
Fillet
Fish
FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)
Front-Butt
Fuddi
Gammon Flaps
Gash
Gine
Granny's Celler
Gretchin's Grabber
Growler
Ham wallet (honey-glazed or otherwise)
Hayloft (post-menopausal women)
Hole
Honey Pot
Lady Flower
Lion's Den
Lucifer's Cradle
Man's Downfall
Meat Curtains
Meat Wallet
Melissa's Mop Buckett
Minge
Muff
Muffin
Neden
Patchouli
Peggy's Parlor (dated)Zach Nance Mag
Pickle Jar

>> No.6699292

>>6699287
Pink Sink
Pink Taco
Piss Hole
Pooki
Poon
Poontang
Pootie
Pot Hole
Punaani
Puss
Pussy
Pussy Cat
Pussyche
Rosebud
Rumpled Slit Skin
Sarah's Saddlebag (dated)
Sausage Wallet
Shame Cave
Side-ways Smile
Slit
Slot Machine
Snapper
Snatch
Stench Trench
Stink Box
Taco
Tamale
The Great Depression (dated, but relevant)
Toad
Tonton
Trim
Tuna Purse
Tutu
Twat
Twinkle Cave
Vag
Vagoo
Va-Jay-Jay
Valarie's Stinkhole
Velvet purse
Vertical Smile
Virginia Belle (dated)
Whispering eye
Wizard's Sleeve
Wuss
Yawning Chasm

>> No.6699301

>>6699287
You forgot clunge

>> No.6699319

>>6699301
also oyster

>stench trench
>shame cave
brilliant

>> No.6699328

>>6699287
I prefer Nest of Spicery

>> No.6699329

>>6699287

You forgot 'Dog's Mouth'

>> No.6699332

>>6699287
Wasn't this a scene in the Naked Gun 2 1/2?

>> No.6699335

>>6699292
you forgot momma's muffin

>> No.6699348

>>6699292
u forgot snake lake

>> No.6699359

As someone who has tried to write, not merely about the vagina but about menstruation, I think the highest/best you're going to get is 'slit.' It leaves a lot to the imagination, which is always useful for elevated/poetic language, and it makes it sound like a wound, which works fairly well because it bleeds every month.