/lit/ - Literature

>>6679084
Why do you keep posting Nabokov quotes with Josh Green pics? Are you autistic or something?

>>6679090
He's just some spamming cuck, ignore him and the posts die.

>>6679084
John green thinks like a social democrat, writes like an average published author, and speaks like a 17 year old reddit user with a caffeine addiction.

>>6679741
>caffeine adiction
americans have some weird interpretation of how that works. if you have a caffeine addiction it means you need to consume coffee to not feel sick, if someone gets a buzz out of it they probably aren't addicts.

>>6679748
Not an actual addiction, I'm exaggerating for fun, I know what you mean,
Also I'm italian ;)

>>6679748
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caffeine_dependence

>>6679820
Pure tu, eccheccazzo sta board ormai è piena

>>6679202
>thinking it's one single singular individual entity of a person

>>6679887


As a proud woman im offended at being compared to cereal, just another product to be consumed by a male.

I demand John Green make apologies in public.

>>6679887
Because Cheerios are analogous to humans.

I can always know I'm listening to a moron when I observe that they've mastered the art of the bad analogy.

>>6679899
>also it's such a...
>also
Typical that you lack reading comprehension

>>6679887
>he claims to be a Christian.

>>6679084
Isn't this a rehash of a Kafka quote aboutthinking, writing and talking differently?

>>6679084
>I don't even recognize the biological fact that humans are a dipolar species

He thinks like a child, writes like a woman, and speaks like a repressed homosexual.

>>6680066
He thinks like a Virgin, writes like a Little Girl, and speaks like a Bitch.

>>6679914
Anyone else read that in DFW's voice, that's some funny shit

>>6679887
What a stupid fucking thing to say.

Someone needs to clock this asshole in his smug fucking face. I don't even care if half the things attributed to him are false, I just want his face to be horribly mutilated by a fist moving at high velocity.

>>6679887
i dont even understand what hes trying to say
men who sleep around aren't exactly look upon fondly

>>6680175
Sometimes they are, but I think that's primarily on account of the fact that when a man sleeps around he's seen as being personally efficacious, whereas with a woman it's seen differently since it's easier for women to solicit men for sex than vice versa. (Studies have been done on this, where members of the two sexes of average looks approach strangers for sex.)

Anyways, what he's saying is still stupid, and comes across as him just whiteknighting for audience pussy.

>>6679887
>your whole-grain crunch

This is such an obnoxious way to end that. Like he was trying to be funny but no one in their right mind would ever laugh at that.

>>6680153
the most fedora thing i have seen in a while

>>6680066
The brother speaks like a repressed homosexual. He's hot

>>6680153
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