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Imagine your favourite philosopher
he now has to take care of his newborn son! What happens to the child?

>> No.6673851

He grows up weak, wastes his father's money on a doctorate so he can give lectures on art that the internet and ebscohost have rendered unnecessary. Never good at sports, women are repulsed by him, no talent whatsoever other than lecturing drunk people at parties in some liberal arts theory.

>> No.6673856

>>6673851
But who's the philosopher?

>> No.6673870

>>6673856
his dad

>> No.6673874

>Plato
>he grows up strong and becomes Philosopher King, master of many slaves

>> No.6674303

>>6673845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54CeL2z9yrs

>> No.6674319
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He's the goddamn Übermensch.

>> No.6674348 [SPOILER] 
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He lets everyone sacrifice his son because his son is actually him and also a ghost or some shit I dunno

>> No.6674399

>>6674303
Cute

>> No.6674413

>Hegel and de Maistre

Well they had children and were OK dads. The latter even has direct descendants, not sure abotu Hegel though.

>> No.6674417

>>6674319
>implying Nietzsche's spawn wouldn't simply die young due to some inherited disease of the brain.

>> No.6674440

>Marx and Wittgenstein

I.. I don't know

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>>6673845
You tell me.

>> No.6674895

Camus ain't payin SHIT on child support

>> No.6674901

>>6673845
not cool man, stirner's child and wife died during pregnancy.

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>>6674895
one must imagine the child happy, hon hon

>> No.6674917

>>6674470
kek

>> No.6674958

>>6674440
>wittgenstein
>dad I got an A- on my math test.
>ouch, stop pulling my hair!

>marx
>dad, I'm 8, I can't lend you money

>> No.6675002

>>6674319
>tfw your son goes through a well adapted, middle class moderate lutheran phase as teenage rebellion

>> No.6675009

>>6674958
>>6675002
kek

>> No.6675609

>>6674319
So he ends up in jail serving a life sentence?

>> No.6675629

>>6674303
Holy shit, Zizek is actually a pretty good father

Plus he loves his toys

>> No.6675783

Stirner would be a pretty good father

"I love men, too, not merely individuals, but every one. But I love them with the consciousness of my egoism; I love them because love makes me happy, I love because loving is natural to me, it pleases me. I know no 'commandment of love'. I have a fellow-feeling with every feeling being, and their torment torments, their refreshment refreshes me too.."

>> No.6675811

>>6674470
he's be an amazing one cause his own was shit.

>> No.6675813

debord

newborn picks up pipe smoking.

>> No.6675816

>>6674470
he would commit incest on that sweet looking boipvssy sooner or later

>> No.6675817

Armchair libertarianism.

>> No.6675855

>>6674303
Do you think his nose is even runny?
It looks like he does it out of habit

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>>6673845
>Spinoza
>Funny, sarcastic dad that raises a boy who levels every girl with the flick of his learned eyes. Son becomes a heartthrob and destroys everyone intellectually. Every girl orgasms on sight.

Look at this father. Witness this father. Look at that knowing smile. I want this father.

>> No.6675888

>>6674303
Oh my god. I...I think I would fall in love with Zizek. I think I understand now.