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6667829 No.6667829 [Reply] [Original]

>"He was #1!"

>> No.6668497

Bump

>> No.6668500

Why would you have watched Spongebob?

>> No.6668545
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6668545

>>6668500

"Hey pal, did you just blow in from Stupid Town?"

>> No.6668554
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6668554

"WE'VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED!"

>> No.6669552

>>6668554
I lol'd

>> No.6669583
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6669583

"What a crybaby."

>> No.6669598
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6669598

"Squidward's father never hugged him, isn't that sad?"

>> No.6669605

>>6668500
/lit/ confirmed for underage.

>> No.6669646
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6669646

"So, you thought you'd skip out on old Krabs, did ya? Even after you promised to help me. I know what you're thinking. "It's just a dumb old [leg]. Let's just leave the old man. He won't notice." Well, it's not going down like that. There's only one use for a backstabbing crew like you: live bait."

>> No.6669666

>>6669605
Show premiered in 1999. Only people touchy about appearing underage are usually...
[spoilers] highschoolers

>> No.6669668
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6669668

Spongebob: "At least I'm safe inside my mind."
Patrick: "At least I'm safe inside my mind."
Spongebob: "AAHHH!!"

>> No.6669669
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6669669

Mr, Krabs: *counting* "One, two, blue, applesauce.."

>> No.6669676
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6669676

"But the door is locked and the only way out is through... the perfume department.

>> No.6669688
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6669688

>First go like this, spin around stop! Double take three times! One! Two! Three! Then, PELVIC THRUST! WOOOOOO! WOOOOO! Stop on your right foot don't forget it! Now it's time to bring it around town! Bring it around town! Then you do this and this and this and that and this and that and this and that and then-

>> No.6669697
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6669697

>Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets

>> No.6671275

bump

>> No.6671410

>>6669668
>not "I'm the maniac!"

>> No.6671421
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6671421

>FUTURE... FUTURE...

>> No.6671434

these threads suck dick

>> No.6671443
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6671443

“Run Mr. Krabs! Run like you’re not in a coma!”

>> No.6672721

bump

>> No.6672798

Please return to /mu/, where you'll be around people your own age.

>> No.6673624

>>6669676
kek

>> No.6674844

>>6669666
Nice trips

>> No.6674856

>>6668554
8/10

>> No.6674909
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6674909

"Aliens? Is that what this is about?"

>> No.6674965

>>6674909
>The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...

>> No.6674993
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6674993

>What could be worse than a giant paint bubble?
>Oh, I know! Two giant paint bubbles!
>Patrick! I don't think these bubbles can get any bigger!
>Nonsense!

>>6671434

And you helped make things just a bit worse. Congratulations, I guess.

>> No.6675015
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6675015

>This isn't your everyday darkness...this is...advanced darkness!

>> No.6675858
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6675858

>"It's BIG, SCARY, AND PINK!"

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>>6668500
>he doesn't watch cartoons

>> No.6675913
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6675913

>ARE YOU FEELING IT *NOW* MR (RAMSAY)?

>> No.6676040

>>6669676
10/10

>> No.6676044

>>6669646
oh my god
perfect

>> No.6676046

>>6668500
spongebob is such a great show

>> No.6676053
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6676053

>I know of a place
>Where you never get harmed.
>A magical place
>With magical charms.
>Indoors,
>Indoors,
>Innn-dooors!
>Take it away penny!

>> No.6676055

>>6669676
11/10

>> No.6676063
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6676063

>Uh...I can explain

>> No.6676498
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6676498

>"You're going to interrogate my blender?"

>> No.6676531

>>6676498
Should've used that on Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep.

>> No.6676539

>>6668554
fuck i lost it

>> No.6676557

>>6671421
>This isn't how you make a [person]! Where's the love?!

>> No.6676587
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6676587

"Patrick I don't think wombo's a real word"

"Come on, you know: I wombo; you wombo; he she me wombo. Wombo, wombowing, wombology; the study of wombo!?"

>> No.6676699

>>6669646
was this intended to be a reference?

>> No.6676713
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6676713

>STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH DOO-DOOD-DOO
>STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH RRRRTOOOO-DOO-ROOO
>STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH DOO-DOOD-DOO
>STEPPIN' ON THE BEACH RRRRTOOOO-DOO-ROOO

>> No.6676718

>>6675015
nice

>> No.6676732

>>6676713
Perfect

>> No.6676754
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6676754

>F is for friends who do stuff together

>> No.6676771

>>6668545
>Excuse me sir, I hope my ugliness will not be a distraction to you

>> No.6677055

>>6676713
11/10

>> No.6677525
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6677525

Alien hunting! Alien hunting!

>> No.6677530
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6677530

>Did I, Patrick? Did I? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me to do it?

>> No.6677537

>>6676587
>wumbo*

>> No.6677549

>>6668554
lol perfect

>> No.6677558

>>6676713
This post has renewed my faith in this board

>> No.6677568

>>6669688
Pretty much any dialogue from DoodleBob would be applicable here.

>> No.6677576
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6677576

>Am I a pretty girl?

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>>6667829
"Alright Gary... We can do this the easy or hard way. Or the semi-hard with the touch of awkward, easy difficult, challenging way...

So that's how you wanna play it, huh?"

Followed up by spongebob not being able to tame Gary and give him a bath.

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6677602

>"CHOOOOOOOCCCCCOOOLLLLAAAAATTTTEEEE

>> No.6677608

>>6677594
Oh yeah, and in the process he becomes dirty himself after getting so angry at Gary he falls off the kelp tree

>> No.6679209
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6679209

>I'll be out of here in no time!

>> No.6680263

>>6667829
>when in doubt, pinky out

>> No.6680307
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6680307

>WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME LATER

>> No.6680371
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6680371

>SOILED IT!
>SOILED IT!
>SOILED IT!
>SOILED IT!

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6680738

>I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning, I break my legs, and every afternoon, I break my arms. At night, I lay awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

>> No.6680772

>>6676587
This would've been much better suited to Finnegans Wake.

>> No.6680787
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6680787

>Could the world's greatest frycook do this?

>> No.6680793

Someone help me out with this one


>Do you find this funny?
>In a cosmic sort of way, yes.

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>>6680793

>> No.6680825

>>6676063
Underrated post

>> No.6680896

>>6680307
Would have worked better with Bartleby the Scrivener.

>> No.6680921
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6680921

>Isn’t this great Squidward? It’s just the 3 of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us.

>> No.6680954

>>6676713
>"The boy cries you a sweater of tears, and ya kill him."

>> No.6680969

>>6680896
fuck, that's much better

>> No.6680971

This thread made me seriously reconsider the literary value of Spongebob Squarepants.

>> No.6680984
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6680984

>"I can't [PZZZ] understand [PZZZZ] your accent [PZZZZ]"

>> No.6680996
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>>6675858
>>6677602
>>6667829
>>6669598
>>6671410

>> No.6681016

>>6680984
jej

>> No.6681046
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6681046

My Side of the Mountain

>> No.6681067
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6681067

"How about this one? I call it 'Bold and Brash.'"
"More like: Belongs In The Trash!"

>> No.6681076

>>6667829

"Hmmm, a five letter word for happiness....money."

>> No.6681080

>>6667829
How do you all know so many Spongebob quotes?

>> No.6681083

>>6669676
Ebin pust

>> No.6681195

>>6676063
kek

>> No.6681200

>>6681080
It's surprisingly quotable. The first three season have very Marx Brothers-esq humor.

>> No.6681225
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6681225

well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb

>> No.6681238

>>6681200
yeah it's great.

what are some great other series like spongebob?

gravity falls seems to be alright. fairly oddparents is great

>> No.6681249

>>6681238
Not much a fan of Fairly Oddparents. Gravity Falls is alright, better than most. Try Archer if you want somewhat clever humor.

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6681265

nonsense, my vocabulary is infinitely expanding!

>> No.6681435
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6681435

"Wait a minute Patrick.... I'M THE MANIAC"

>> No.6681456
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6681456

>"Just try to imagine him in his underwear"
>"OH NO HE'S HOT"

>> No.6681908

>>6680921
10/10

>> No.6681981

>>6676063
>You will never understand our love!

>> No.6681992

>>6680787
Underated post

>> No.6682016

>>6681456
top kek

>> No.6682070
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6682070

Once I met this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin...

>> No.6682076
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6682076

IT FEELS LIKE SOMEBODY...

WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING

>> No.6682095

>>6682070
I love you

>> No.6682403
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6682403

"NO, THIS IS PATRICK!"

>> No.6682412

>>6681435
>>6681456
>>6682076

nicela

>> No.6682608
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6682608

I'M UGLY, AND I'M PROUD!

>> No.6682642

>>6668554
actually perfect and super glad it came from my husband

>> No.6682664
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6682664

>>6668554

>> No.6683133

>>6682642
it's cute and heartwarming to know that marreid couples post together on 4chan :)

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6683564

>>6667829
>>6668545
>>6668554
>>6669583
>>6669598
>>6669646
>>6669668
>>6669676
>>6669688
>>6671443
>>6674909
>>6675858
>>6675913
>>6676053
>>6676063
>>6676498
>>6676587
>>6676713
>>6676754
>>6677525
>>6677594
>>6680371
>>6680738
>>6680787
>>6680921
>>6681067
>>6681225
>>6681435
>>6681456
I fucking love you people

>> No.6683596

>>6683564
>tfw when I didn't get picked