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6648012

Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:32:56 2015 No.6648012 [Reply] [Original]

Meanwhile, in the /lit/ castle...

>wake up in my room to the sound of a knock on the door
>it's the christposters going door to door again
>tell them to fuck off
>get dressed, go downstairs to the communal kitchen
>only two other guys there at this hour
>one of them is a eating cereal and reading a novel in a quiet corner
>the other walks up to me as soon as he sees me
>"What's the author that is literally you? Me? Nietzsche. He's intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor".
>pretend i can't hear him
>he follows me
>walk faster
>gonna try to lose him in the corridors
>at this point he's yelling about how he got into reading in five easy steps
>I am running
>I hope no one associates me with him
>he's right behind me, shouting memes in my ears
>my blood is rushing to my head, I can't quite see
>turn left brusquely, scrambling for a door
>he continues on at full retard speed, careening into a wall
>I only wanted breakfast

Such is life in the /lit/ castle

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:35:19 2015 No.6648022 File: 202 KB, 1203x827, iflitlivedtogether.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648012 kek

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 12:38:27 2015 No.6648032 >>6648022 we have pics of butterfly? post them please, or link the thread

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Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:03:17 2015 No.6648114

>evening over the /lit/ castle
>most of us are eating cheap pasta in the communal dining room
>the silence is sometimes broken by an attempt to get a discussion going
>in vain
>newbies.png

>the administration has announced that the /lit/ castle is looking to cut back its expenses
>all luxury is now prohibited
>computers are now powered by a couple of /fit/izens on treadmills who we pay in food
>toilet paper has been replaced with cheap YA
>the existentialists from the second floor have defiled the christposters corridor on the sixth floor
>excrement everywhere
>admin won't budge, cleaning is a luxury
>everyone on my floor has to take one or two christposters in until the end of the month
>they keep trying to drag me into their arguments
>can't work on my novel
>have to use candles at night because one of the /fit/izens died
>running out of YA to wipe ass with
>tell parents not to visit

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:47:33 2015 No.6648250 File: 41 KB, 641x482, 1398991325114.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648032 starting with my absolute favorite this is how I imagine her browsing /lit/ most of the time

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:50:54 2015 No.6648260 File: 48 KB, 641x482, 1398992251705.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648250 this is an alluring second choice

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:52:32 2015 No.6648265 File: 53 KB, 642x482, 1398992944492.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648260 she's busy having a real conversation in this one

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:53:13 2015 No.6648269 >>6648265 looks like the female ogre from shrek.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:53:39 2015 No.6648271 File: 54 KB, 642x482, 1398992587253.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648265 she noticed you

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:54:53 2015 No.6648276 File: 40 KB, 640x482, 1398993245231.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648271 another favorite

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:55:42 2015 No.6648281 >>6648250 >>6648260 >>6648265 >>6648271 what is her asl

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:55:57 2015 No.6648284 File: 59 KB, 641x482, 1408152571098.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648276 the sequel

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:57:09 2015 No.6648287 File: 40 KB, 640x481, 1407328326225.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648284 >>6648281 wouldn't you like to know?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:58:27 2015 No.6648292 >Peering outside my window >See man in trench coat running up to the entrance >He's handed something >Mfw it's john green >Mfw /lit/izens rip famous pages out of novels in our library and sneak them to him

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 13:59:44 2015 No.6648300 File: 40 KB, 641x482, 1398993038735.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648287 brb afk

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:02:10 2015 No.6648309 >>6648284 Damn it's so cold in there her nipp... ..errr

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:03:03 2015 No.6648317 >>6648287 I want her to critique my work and spank my butt

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:03:51 2015 No.6648320 File: 60 KB, 642x482, 1398992761722.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648300 okay, she's back

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:04:15 2015 No.6648321 >>6648300 she seems somewhat chubby

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:08:59 2015 No.6648348 File: 47 KB, 641x482, 1408317132193.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6648320 >>6648321 you seem somewhat chubby

>>	Anonymous Sat Jun 6 14:12:17 2015 No.6648361 qt af on what occasion did she post those and how did she prove it wasn't some random girl found on the internet?