/lit/ - Literature

>>6628444
Who's this fluid druid?

I foresee a bright future for this thread.

is it just me or does her asscrack fall unusually short of her lower back?

>>6628444
This is a blue board, you piece of shit.

>>6628477
It's not just you.

She has masculine shoulder blades but I don't mind. I don't usually go for blondes either (I'm a virgin) but I'd let it slip in situations like this. but really imagine walking into a bedroom and knowing that the girl lying there in the nude is totally comfortable in your company and is still attracted to you and affected by the same sort of nervous tension you each experienced before you started dating. Imagine walking in and knowing you can just climb up there and kiss her thighs and buttocks and know instinctively whether to keep kissing or to move on and where to move on to, feeling her begin to squirm and sigh and rub herself against the bedsheet. Imagine knowing with conviction tested by countless other times you've had sex with her that this girl not only wants you to pretty much unleash the overwhelming lust you feel for her onto her body but wants to be hurt by you for the sake of knowing that she still affects you with a sort of primal urge to just dominate her completely and express all those ineffable feelings that a man feels when he sees a girl he finds attractive. Imagine running your fingertips down her stomach as you kiss her neck and ears and feel her getting wet and rubbing her tuppence onto your fingers the same way she would rub herself on doorknobs and bedposts and the corners of desks in younger years, and reaches around to feel your throbbing, vainy penis in her hands and sort of exhale suddenly as you direct it inside her and begin building momentum, sighing into her ear and grabbing her body so hard it leaves a mark that you will joke about the following morning. Imagine ejaculating into a tight, warm moist hole that this girl, whose personality and sense of humour you are still entertained by and enamoured with, thinks you among the many men who show her attention is worthy of emptying yourself inside her and sweating onto her body and whose panting body she will hold and stroke and shush until you're both cleaned up and ready to make your bodies congruous and whisper in the darkness of your room as it rains hard against the window panes and the wind heaves against the window frames and she whispers I love you before turning briefly to kiss you and then turns again to hold your forearm across her chest so that she falls asleep knowing she is secure and content and in love with a man she is so embarrassingly and childishly excited to have met. I will never have this and I will never forgive the jews for denying it to me.

Thanks OP, I just lost my job

>>6628536
less ANDS, more COMMA

>translation

>>6628541
Welcome to /lit/

>>6628541
You have too much of a reading backlog to be allowed to work.

No frenchies in here?

>>6628451
i bet you found this meme during your night shift at the dildo factory and giggled to yourself until you could find an adequate thread to post it on

>>6628541
>browsing 4chan at work
you deserve this

>>6628536
the body of your post is 6/10
the end is 10/10

>>6628536
>read this whole thing
>morgan freeman narration in my head
>wasn't prepared for that last sentence

>>6628536
And you aimlessly sweep through the downtown the market as you left earlier from work and know the workday is getting worn and torrents of busy bronze faces flow back and forth back and forth unaware of cheerfully ceasing sunlight; and you get a call she is worried and the notes of worry in her voice and you are finally born for today and awake for today and pace up to her apartment on foot; the blink and meek glance at the door and she recognises you and you know she has a routine image of you and you are familiar to her and her predatory teeny cheekbones straighten up and shiny teeth welcome to her young and unmade apartment.

>>6628579
Implying that any Frenchie here has read several translations of it

Frenchie here btw

>>6628971
All we have is the retarded Québécois, Tallis

>>6628536
>I'm a virgin

No shit

>>6628982
>Being new
>Posting

An hero

>>6628978
I read Crime et châtiment translated by Pierre pascal
I read The Idiot too but can't find my copy to tell you by who is the translation

>>6628988
I was just looking for a reason to post frog pictures joke's on you faggot

>>6629007
Give me some rare Pepe to redeem yourself

>>6629007
>Being new
>Posting

>>6629031
you want rare peeps ?
too bad here's common pepe
fuck you

>>6629037
>Being an oldfag
>still posting

you're time's up grandpa

>>6629031
What a 100% despicable poster. Here, you can have this heinously rare pepe.

>>6629060
are those strawberries?

>>6629031

>>6629049
>grenouille au regard fixe.jpg
taupe queque

>>6629154
Thanks friend

J'accorde une très grande importance aux filename des images que je poste et je suis content que tu l'es remarqué

>>6629167
Proto-pepe très rare.

>>6629068
>name of the picture is "froghetti"
>strawberries
Jesus Christ

>>6629172
Très bien mais inutile en tant que reaction pic, trop peu expressif

>>6629154
mole taile bro

>>6628536
>all those run-ons
See me after class