The book you last read describes your sex life. What was it?

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Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:25:19 2015 No.6621662 [Reply] [Original]

The book you last read describes your sex life.

What was it?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:26:29 2015 No.6621665 A Clockwork Orange, bit rough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:27:07 2015 No.6621667 Civil Disobedience >fuck me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:27:37 2015 No.6621671 >>6621662 Homotopy type theory

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:29:00 2015 No.6621674 Tristia, or Lamentations, by Ovid. Seems about right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:29:29 2015 No.6621678 >>6621662 >Theodor Mommsen's History of Rome Book IV

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:30:24 2015 No.6621682 Gulliver's travels, bit freaky, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:30:38 2015 No.6621683 A book called You Should Stop Posting You Fuggen Redditor

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:32:49 2015 No.6621689 the woman in the dunes i couldn't even appreciate the pathos of the book because i had dfw no gf so bad i just wish i was stuck down there in that hole

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:34:11 2015 No.6621692 Candide lmao

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:35:31 2015 No.6621699 Eveline choice

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:36:35 2015 No.6621706 File: 52 KB, 587x378, 1430448781625.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Lolita >tfw it's right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:43:09 2015 No.6621731 Les Miserables... Toothless blowjobs?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:45:00 2015 No.6621733 Asphyxiante culture by Dubuffet. mhmm, weird.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:46:03 2015 No.6621736 Money might as well happen if i get desperate enough

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:50:10 2015 No.6621749 >Lady Chatterley's Lover Oh, if only.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 06:50:12 2015 No.6621750 the sun also rises

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:04:44 2015 No.6621786 Robinson Crusoe ;(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:07:28 2015 No.6621795 >>6621662 Siddhartha. >achieve enlightenment through contemplation of a river >sit on the edge of a mass of flowing and undulating pussy sounds about right.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:08:36 2015 No.6621801 The Emperor's New Mind

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:08:40 2015 No.6621802 The Idiot.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:09:22 2015 No.6621807 >>6621706 >Lolita #1 >Lolita #2 >Lolita #3 shit's so cash

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:14:13 2015 No.6621822 >>6621807 I would fuck those tight tadpole slits so fucking hard. Find out if tadpoles can bleed- If you get me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:32:47 2015 No.6621878 >100 Years of Solitude ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:48:04 2015 No.6621917 >Infinite Jest Damn...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:53:30 2015 No.6621933 File: 2 KB, 326x376, Thatface20110725-22047-wlaopv.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Frankenstein Spot on

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:53:41 2015 No.6621936 The Sorrow of Belgium :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:54:38 2015 No.6621939 >>6621731 Sounds hot and disgusting at the same time

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:56:48 2015 No.6621950 >>6621662 >The seven pillars of wisdom. A gay orgy with old grey haired academics comes to mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:58:44 2015 No.6621955 The road.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 07:59:10 2015 No.6621957 Fear and Trembling

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:00:15 2015 No.6621961 biology of microorganisms must be referring to my penis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:04:59 2015 No.6621974 >>6621950 top kek I'm reading History of ancient greece feels like a pederast

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:06:41 2015 No.6621978 >>6621662 What is philosophy? by D&G Yup, pretty much. >tfw Truth is a woman and she won't let me into her bedroom ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:09:36 2015 No.6621987 >>6621795 fuck, same here

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:11:02 2015 No.6621989 The sound and the Fury lolzorzroflbbq

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:13:56 2015 No.6622002 Long Walk to Freedom - Nelson Mandela.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:16:22 2015 No.6622009 File: 305 KB, 2928x2928, olağanüstü_pepe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Loeb Classical Library's "Greek Anthology" >Vol. 1, Book V >Erotic Epigrams Close call. I'd been reading "The Sorrows of Young Werther" earlier last night...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:17:08 2015 No.6622012 The Ego and Its Own. Masturbation is my property.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:19:57 2015 No.6622020 After many a Summer dies the Swan. Fitting title, because my love life is dying.

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:20:24 2015 No.6622021
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>tfw the last book I read actually was "The Ego and its Own" because of I wanted to understand /lit/ memes
My sex life is very individualistic...

Right now I'm reading "Homage to Catalonia" so maybe I'll get to fug a Catalan qt?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:23:14 2015 No.6622034 >>6621987 on the other hand: Siddhartha. reject asceticism and, so as to be experienced in the ways of the world, be taught in the ways of love by a mistress what joyous dreams

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:26:18 2015 No.6622047 The Ego and Its Own

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:32:04 2015 No.6622065 >>6621878 I dodged a bullet there. I finished that book before reading lolita.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:33:17 2015 No.6622068 Popular Music From Vittula mh, bretty gud

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:33:46 2015 No.6622069 The insights of solitude. Masturbation all the way. Not a big deal btw i support late virginity.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:34:37 2015 No.6622071 >>6621662 Something to Be Desired

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:40:53 2015 No.6622085 The Odyssey My wife may be cucking me, but on the other hand I get to have loads of sex with beautiful nymphs and witches. Not really complaining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:49:43 2015 No.6622104 File: 43 KB, 300x508, foundation03.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >mfw The Foundation makes good use of technology miniturization

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 08:55:18 2015 No.6622122 The Notebook, The Proof, The Third Lie Fugg :D How I wish this weren't accurate

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 09:42:42 2015 No.6622284 >the greek myths so i guess i either rape a bunch of people or get raped by a bunch of people

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 09:43:34 2015 No.6622288 >>6621662 Heart of a Dog. Pretty good actually.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 09:44:41 2015 No.6622297 Childhood's End Guess I won't be a virg much longer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 09:50:24 2015 No.6622322 >>6621662 Metamorphosis Im not a real bug but except that its pretty accurate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 10:04:04 2015 No.6622369 Yesssss. The Garden of Eden.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:50:37 2015 No.6622711 >>6621662 On The Road Cool

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:52:59 2015 No.6622718 Waiting for Godot Perfect fit to be honest.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:54:13 2015 No.6622724 Less than zero. Truth hurts :/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:54:44 2015 No.6622725 Totem and taboo my sex life scaries me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:55:34 2015 No.6622729 Revival

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:55:50 2015 No.6622730 >>6621662 I'm not even joking: The Left Hand of Darkness. It's accutate too.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 11:56:33 2015 No.6622737 File: 165 KB, 921x800, 1433088227128.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Stoner

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:01:39 2015 No.6622750 AIDS And Its Metaphors.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:03:39 2015 No.6622756 >>6621750 Underrated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:03:55 2015 No.6622757 Dubliners. The Dead, specifically. So I guess I get really horny and prepare to fuck, but end up thinking about death and get too sad to be in the mood anymore. Seems accurate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:04:42 2015 No.6622759 the fountainhead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:05:48 2015 No.6622764 >>6621933 Man, that's rough.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:06:21 2015 No.6622770 >>6621662 Apathy and other Small Vctories.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:09:55 2015 No.6622790 Mr Norris changes trains Guess I'm into sado-masochism

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:12:02 2015 No.6622797 It was legitimately moby dick ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:13:02 2015 No.6622801 >>6621662 The Double. not sure what to make of that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:14:43 2015 No.6622811 Utopia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:16:37 2015 No.6622823 Pedro Páramo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:17:45 2015 No.6622827 >>6621662 Brothers cuckamazov

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:18:47 2015 No.6622833 File: 47 KB, 307x475, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I don't really know what this says about mine but I know it's bad.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:21:28 2015 No.6622842 The Sun Also Rises Pretty accurate.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:23:02 2015 No.6622852 Lenin and Philosophy and other Essays. Eh...what?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 12:26:53 2015 No.6622863 File: 20 KB, 324x500, lolita.large.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] fuck yeah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:43:50 2015 No.6623112 Small Gods.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:47:34 2015 No.6623122 >>6621750 The feels man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:49:24 2015 No.6623127 >>6622842 You don't have a pee pee?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:49:35 2015 No.6623128 >>6621662 the sun also rises damned impotence

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:52:03 2015 No.6623141 >>6621662 Who is this _____ _____?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:52:55 2015 No.6623147 History of the Peloponnesian War Thats not funny at all actually

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:53:59 2015 No.6623152 File: 74 KB, 317x475, 20575425[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 >A severely disfigured shut-in who runs a play-by-mail role playing game Fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:56:28 2015 No.6623159 >>6621662 Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf fml

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 13:58:47 2015 No.6623167 A Franzen short story about a loser in East Germany who murders the abusive stepdad of a sexy teenager and doesn't get any thank you pussy. >I'm such a cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:05:09 2015 No.6623188 Critique of Pure Reason lol idk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:06:00 2015 No.6623192 File: 8 KB, 213x134, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Stranger. but what does that mean in regards to sex

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:06:13 2015 No.6623194 File: 409 KB, 1280x720, Screenshot_2015-03-23-21-09-21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6622082 The book of negroes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:06:16 2015 No.6623195 All quiet on the Western Front, yep more or less

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:06:57 2015 No.6623197 Elon Musk: Tesla, SpaceX and the Quest for a Fantastic Future Sounds right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:09:23 2015 No.6623208 Invisible by Paul Auster [Spoiler?] Apperantly i fuck 10/10 french chicks, and get to have sex whit my own sister [Spoiler?]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:13:03 2015 No.6623215 File: 73 KB, 324x400, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6622737 Me too It actually describes mine perfectly

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:13:44 2015 No.6623218 File: 12 KB, 640x224, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621822 had to

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:16:16 2015 No.6623222 >>6621662 As a man thinketh.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:16:51 2015 No.6623227 >Love in the Time of Cholera I don't have a qt perfect wife like Dr. Urbino nor have I banged anywhere near as many girls as Florentino Ariza :-(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:17:11 2015 No.6623228 History of magic. whelp.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:17:45 2015 No.6623229 >>6623222 Trips! i win.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:18:01 2015 No.6623230 >Hegel Selections Well, all sexuality and sex is dialectical, so...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:23:04 2015 No.6623236 Childhood's End I lost my virginity 2 months ago so for once this kind of thread produces as valid metaphor for me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:23:57 2015 No.6623239 >>6623236 >lost my virginity 2 months ago How'd that go?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:25:47 2015 No.6623246 >From Bismarck to Hitler getting nastier

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:26:10 2015 No.6623248 >>6621662 Notes from the underground

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:30:10 2015 No.6623264 File: 48 KB, 499x499, Joyce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ulysses >tfw cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:32:50 2015 No.6623273 A personal matter by kenzaburo oe as in none of your fucking business m8s get cucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:33:26 2015 No.6623276 >No longer human Fuck a lot of whores? Not bad but hopefully I don't fail my suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:34:28 2015 No.6623281 >>6621662 >The Occult Roots of Nazism My dick is an object of veneration by white men with an phobia of getting cuck'd. I call it, the Great White.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 14:35:45 2015 No.6623287 File: 95 KB, 300x458, storm_of_steel.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 In Storms of Steel died before I could get any how fitting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:06:02 2015 No.6623405 >>6623287 but he survived

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:09:18 2015 No.6623418 >>6623192 You sit on your hand untill it gets numb

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:17:46 2015 No.6623456 >Wright Brothers biography So my dick is one of the greatest achievements of mankind?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:23:02 2015 No.6623479 >>6623456 The best thing those hacks did was popularize reverse threading on the non drive side crank of a bicycle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:23:07 2015 No.6623481 >>6621662 Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:29:04 2015 No.6623507 >>6621662 >Moby-Dick I'm okay with that

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:30:38 2015 No.6623517 sons and lovers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 15:38:49 2015 No.6623552 >>6623507 You know this means musical artist Moby will give you the dick, right?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:14:47 2015 No.6623664 >>6621662 Against Method

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:17:11 2015 No.6623677 Great expectations Maybe some day...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:17:42 2015 No.6623681 Brave new world ayyyy

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:18:49 2015 No.6623686 >>6621662 >All the pretty horses Well, fuck.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:19:05 2015 No.6623687 File: 87 KB, 768x1024, 1382149801507.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 Nausea

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:25:04 2015 No.6623711 The most recent was an obscure play from some jewish writer in Washington D.C., so I'll have to go with Their Eyes Were Watching God

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:26:44 2015 No.6623719 Anna Karenina is too long, beautiful and romantic to describe my sex life because I'm a 26 year old virgin.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:29:09 2015 No.6623733 >>6621662 Stranger in a Strange Land. ;^)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:30:24 2015 No.6623738 >>6622034 But eventually you become a transcendent being?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:30:33 2015 No.6623740 Finnegans Wake >incoherent, inconsistent, and non-existent outside of mediation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:32:19 2015 No.6623750 the seminar of jacques lacan book x: anxiety (1962-1963)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:34:32 2015 No.6623760 >>6623711 what play?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:36:19 2015 No.6623766 >>6621662 The Name of the Wind Well I'm cucked

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:36:28 2015 No.6623767 The Face of God: Essays on Byzantine Spirituality

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:39:18 2015 No.6623778 The Castle :(

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:41:33 2015 No.6623787 >>6623760 Dead Man's Cell Phone

>>	ΟΥΤΙΣ Mon Jun 1 16:49:46 2015 No.6623814 >theology and social theory Looks like I'm being cucked by pseudo-secular Protestant capitalists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:50:32 2015 No.6623818 Trollslayer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 16:52:14 2015 No.6623822 >>6623818 Close-mouthed kek.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:06:51 2015 No.6623873 I have no mouth and I must scream

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:10:17 2015 No.6623889 Kierkegaard's biography

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:15:13 2015 No.6623913 The Crying of Lot 49 >.>

Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:16:18 2015 No.6623918
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All Quiet on the Western Front.

So basically a miserable slog where everyone gets filthy, loses limbs, and then ends with a final resigned appreciation that it's finally fucking over.

K-kat n-no ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:17:30 2015 No.6623922 >>6623405 but I'm not Jünger

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:54:06 2015 No.6624091 >At the Mountains of Madness Cold, foreign, and full of tentacles

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:58:52 2015 No.6624120 File: 1.63 MB, 331x280, ugh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pale Fire

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 17:59:37 2015 No.6624127 >Norwegian Wood Anticipating much Scandinavian throb in days to come.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 18:00:06 2015 No.6624129 >>6623913 a nymphomaniac prowling nazi california sounds kk

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 18:02:04 2015 No.6624142 >Troilus and Cressida Fairly legit.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 18:03:39 2015 No.6624151 >>6621662 >Nibelungenlied They always backstab me. I am used to cuckoldry.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 18:24:21 2015 No.6624238 File: 68 KB, 554x369, 1902067842317234553HKbLwIJc.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Low Carb Myth Pretty accurate I guess, seeing as how my sex life is also a myth

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 18:25:27 2015 No.6624241 File: 13 KB, 320x240, 1241454090.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6623787 Did the cell phone kill him?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 18:29:38 2015 No.6624255 >>6623218 Top lel m88. Wait until all our buddies on /r/4chan get a load of this.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 18:57:23 2015 No.6624366 File: 18 KB, 220x316, 220px-QBVII-bookcover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] QbVII I guess its kinda dry with some hints of excitement.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:08:14 2015 No.6624415 File: 35 KB, 322x500, Marquis_de_Sade_-_The_120_Days_of_Sodom.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm getting back into reading, the book I've started with is 120 days of Sodom... I'm so fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:14:04 2015 No.6624446 >>6624415 jesus christ thatt's a dank cover

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:20:56 2015 No.6624477 File: 111 KB, 460x300, the_heros_journey17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] get fucked campbell, there are no heroes left in man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:38:11 2015 No.6624554 The Swinger I'm OK with this!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:38:46 2015 No.6624556 hurry on down you betcha i will ;)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:51:08 2015 No.6624598 American psycho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:51:57 2015 No.6624601 It was a book about space vampires that begins by describing astronauts holding their breaths for months at a time in cryosleep

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:52:07 2015 No.6624602 Oedipus the King fug

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:53:52 2015 No.6624613 Third Reich at War

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:54:06 2015 No.6624616 >>6624601 Blindsight?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 19:59:54 2015 No.6624642 >>6621662 Ride the Tiger. >goddammit, Evola, why you gotta make me a furry?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 20:57:35 2015 No.6624974 >>6624238 At least it's low in carbs.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:08:49 2015 No.6625009 File: 106 KB, 418x678, darkforce.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 I'm Swedish so it makes sense.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 21:10:47 2015 No.6625019 >>6621662 Red Dragon by Thomas Harris

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 22:28:12 2015 No.6625474 >>6621662 The Discovery of Heaven Considering I'm a virgin, this may come true

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 22:33:03 2015 No.6625500 The dharma bums Enlightening drunk hippie sex in the woods, not bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 22:39:35 2015 No.6625546 Hegel's Philosophy of History >tfw no qt antithesis to sublate my hard, throbbing thesis

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 23:27:52 2015 No.6625817 Colorless Tsukuru Tazaki and his Years of Pilgrimage

>>	Anonymous Mon Jun 1 23:58:01 2015 No.6625960 Blood Meridian

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:13:00 2015 No.6626060 >>6621662 Anti-Oedipus HAha! Yes!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:19:37 2015 No.6626097 File: 37 KB, 589x682, feelcaso.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] "mythology" - edith hamilton damn, too true tho....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:20:16 2015 No.6626103 File: 488 KB, 245x230, 1425354345779.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 The Brothers Karamazov. >tfw gf is pregnant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:22:55 2015 No.6626120 >>6621662 >Ficciones Well, fuck you too, Borges

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:24:44 2015 No.6626128 >>6621662 On the Genealogy of Morals I can't parse this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:25:44 2015 No.6626138 >>6626103 Did you just call her retarded?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:26:41 2015 No.6626143 >>6621662 Technics and Time - I guess my sex life is external to me but constitutive of me? idk give me some help

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:28:46 2015 No.6626162 >>6626138 Explain

>>	« Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ » !mxvabIoSIE Tue Jun 2 00:30:32 2015 No.6626168 >>6621662 It doesn't. Either the last one I finished or the any of the ones I'm still reading.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:31:41 2015 No.6626177 First as Tragedy, Then as Farce

>>	that nig with an E30 !ePUl/AW9M2 Tue Jun 2 00:47:37 2015 No.6626268 File: 74 KB, 800x600, kjgXjhd.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 Destined to Witness: Growing up Black in Nazi Germany. Sums it up perfectly tbh.... Growing up Black in Suburban Connecticut

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 00:51:43 2015 No.6626305 >>6621662 Dungeon World Hue.

>>	Anomalous Tue Jun 2 01:03:00 2015 No.6626361 The origin of species >apt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:15:31 2015 No.6626429 A Series of Unfortunate Events: The End So generally uncertain future. Eh. True enough, as true as anything else.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:18:06 2015 No.6626441 Childhoods end or infinite jest, both work I guess

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:22:42 2015 No.6626459 Fathers and Sons. I hate you OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 01:47:03 2015 No.6626556 File: 74 KB, 582x600, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Helmet For My Pillow Yes, funnily enough it's accurate. My girlfriend is japanese, and I do in fact plant my flag pole firmly into her suribachi

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 02:03:53 2015 No.6626630 >>6621662 Advice for a Young Investigator. hahahhahahahha

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 02:29:05 2015 No.6626716 dead souls :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 03:23:58 2015 No.6626883 >>6621662 'Event:Philosophy in transit' by Zizek, Not even close, the 'event' hasn't happened in quite a while if you catch my drift.

Anonymous Tue Jun 2 03:26:13 2015 No.6626892 [DELETED]

>>6621662
Who is this
Semen Demon
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Wang Wizard
Knackers Knight
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Sausage Sergeant
Middle Leg Major
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Pecker Prodigy
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Man Muscle Steam Shovel
Baby Batter Bladder
Willy Ghillie
Butt Hut
Glans Fans
Spooge Scrooge
Ejaculate Advocate
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Wang Wrangler
Jism Prism
Smegma Savant
Anal Aficionado
Testicular Temptress
Spunk Trunk
Nut Slut
Cum Chum
Testicle Vestibule
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Cock Sock
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Cock Clairvoyant
Scrotum Totem
Mattress Actress
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>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 03:27:37 2015 No.6626899 >>6621662 The Beautiful Fall

>>	8=========D Tue Jun 2 03:32:01 2015 No.6626913 >>6621662 A Possible Life Nazis, guerrilla warfare and sexual affair, nice

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 03:39:34 2015 No.6626930 The art of war as translated by ralph j sawyer and with introductions and diagrams by ralph j sawyer Doesn't work

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 03:54:25 2015 No.6626979 >Green Eggs and Ham I assume that means orgasm denial

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 04:04:02 2015 No.6627001 >>6621662 Who is this semon demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 04:29:21 2015 No.6627060 >>6627001 Seriously?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 04:41:41 2015 No.6627099 File: 26 KB, 193x194, 1425697586802.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Great Expectations

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 04:45:33 2015 No.6627109 Uprooted

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 05:03:25 2015 No.6627144 >>6621662 The last thing I read was "Patriotism" by Yukio Mishima. That's OK, I guess?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 05:24:40 2015 No.6627184 >>6623738 yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 05:26:30 2015 No.6627186 >>6626168 thanks for playing along, auntie butters

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 05:27:36 2015 No.6627188 >>6626268 goddamn the influx of new tripfags must all be from reddit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 05:28:45 2015 No.6627192 >>6626892 10/10

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 05:34:48 2015 No.6627200 Lolita ;)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 05:54:29 2015 No.6627238 File: 29 KB, 348x500, 41QB4LecgfL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Holy shit, that's it, I'm finally getting mouth-raped by a bunch of niggers.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 06:14:15 2015 No.6627267 >>6626162 lhizaveta is the only pregnant char in karamazov

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 06:18:39 2015 No.6627273 >>6621662 Thunderball >Giggity

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 06:25:31 2015 No.6627282 The Selfish Gene, by Richard Dawkins H-heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 07:04:41 2015 No.6627343 >>6621662 The Nimrod Hunt

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 08:02:02 2015 No.6627450 The Way of Men >tfw

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 08:07:51 2015 No.6627465 My Stuggle book 2: A Man in Love Damn.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 08:08:42 2015 No.6627469 Sun Tzu's The Art of War.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 08:09:58 2015 No.6627473 sword of the lictor? yikes.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 08:29:13 2015 No.6627540 >engineer trilogy NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 09:04:57 2015 No.6627612 Book of lies. Heh

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 11:22:13 2015 No.6628057 >one hundred years of solitude th-thanks op

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 11:24:47 2015 No.6628065 Ayyy 120 days from sade.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 11:33:43 2015 No.6628088 File: 25 KB, 1100x733, het verdriet van belgie.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621936

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 11:37:08 2015 No.6628104 Trainspotting

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 11:46:16 2015 No.6628146 File: 168 KB, 711x1135, complete r9k.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i lie every time i make a post

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 11:59:51 2015 No.6628192 >>6622068 Dat /SS/scene with his aunt or whatever. In yelly

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 12:09:02 2015 No.6628222 The orchard keeper. Would make more sense if I were a woman I suppose

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 12:10:28 2015 No.6628223 File: 47 KB, 680x684, complicado.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Art of Being Ungoverned: An Anarchist History of Upland Southeast Asia

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 16:34:00 2015 No.6629305 Submission (M. Houllebecq) >I wish

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 16:38:47 2015 No.6629326 Engines of god

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 16:40:53 2015 No.6629332 all quiet on the western front damn....

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 16:41:49 2015 No.6629336 Stoner Huh. Could honestly be worse.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 16:48:26 2015 No.6629371 Ride the TIger. The only way not to be consumed by the beast is to fuck its brains out

Anonymous Tue Jun 2 17:00:56 2015 No.6629430
File: 77 KB, 640x426, Schiele_bookz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>6621671
Univalence teaches that everything you would get out of sex, you can achieve autonomous, if only you go deep inside yourself. i.e. it's okay if you just fap the pain away.

On a very related note, I also read what (>>6622012) read.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 17:01:16 2015 No.6629431 >>6621662 Hemingway's 'Garden of Eden' where, basically, the protagonist is married to two hot, south-european women. >a man can only dream.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 17:23:16 2015 No.6629545 >>6623127 I might as well not have.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 17:41:13 2015 No.6629663 >>6621662 the concise oxford dictionary

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 17:54:23 2015 No.6629729 >>6621662 This thread contributes nothing and is nothing.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 17:55:45 2015 No.6629738 Frankenstein nasty dick

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 20:55:57 2015 No.6630570 The first short story in Voice of the Fire I almost fuck a qt trap, could be worse I guess.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 21:17:07 2015 No.6630671 >>6621662 The Mosquito Coast Not sure how to take that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 21:22:04 2015 No.6630687 >>6629729 And yet it has more replies than 90% of threads.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 21:23:24 2015 No.6630697 >The Conquest of Gaul Well, I've never fucked a chick from France, Belgium or Switzerland.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 21:24:20 2015 No.6630703 >>6630687 welcome to /lit/ - reddit with a dull edge

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 21:36:45 2015 No.6630770 Bleeding Edge. I think it more accurately describes my teenage masturbatory habits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 21:42:43 2015 No.6630799 mine's Dom Casmurro, guess it works since i'm a cuck >>6624415 hehehehehehehehehehe

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:03:34 2015 No.6630906 >It's not all about "Me" Surprisingly accurate. I eat the pussy and the butt.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:06:17 2015 No.6630920 >>6621662 We have officially become /mu/ You guys are fucking disgusting. I just wish all of these morons who never read books would go away

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:06:46 2015 No.6630923 >>6621662 The Art of War.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:09:17 2015 No.6630937 File: 404 KB, 342x342, 1433171609385.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Dragon Reborn

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:21:38 2015 No.6630988 File: 1.64 MB, 2448x3264, 001.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6626892 Best post ive ever seen on this website

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:28:14 2015 No.6631008 >>6626892 lel

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:30:28 2015 No.6631016 >>6630920 september anon, just 3 more months

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:43:00 2015 No.6631080 >>6630988 Too bad it's pasta, m8. lurk moar

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:44:16 2015 No.6631087 File: 34 KB, 221x346, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Never pull out game strong

>>	Anonymous Tue Jun 2 22:45:00 2015 No.6631092 >>6621662 House of Leaves I don't... I don't even fucking know. The Five and a Half Minute Vagina, I guess.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 06:56:19 2015 No.6632624 File: 56 KB, 549x840, 9200000034211454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 Thankfully ol' Clarky got around a fair bit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 08:14:52 2015 No.6632755 >>6621662 my booky wook whatever that means is probably right

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 09:50:39 2015 No.6632956 Leaf Storm I dunno /lit/, I dunno...

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 09:53:01 2015 No.6632965 Nausea Well shit

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 09:53:22 2015 No.6632966 >>6621662 The Trial - Kafka

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 09:54:36 2015 No.6632969 Girlfriend in a Coma.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 10:14:47 2015 No.6633042 File: 452 KB, 1427x2012, cool kid.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A Farewell to Arms I'm a permavirgin so I don't know what to make of this. >>6626268 What's up CT bro? I'm moving out of this shitthole someday.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 10:17:14 2015 No.6633046 Naked Lunch, fuck

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 10:22:47 2015 No.6633064 >>6621662 Pic related is cutie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 10:28:43 2015 No.6633082 l'histoire de l'oeil :>)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 10:37:54 2015 No.6633109 >>6633082 what's it about?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 10:44:54 2015 No.6633124 Il Conformista

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 10:49:54 2015 No.6633134 >>6621662 The Men We Reaped lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 12:32:33 2015 No.6633520 People Who Don't Know They're Dead: How They Attach Themselves to Unsuspecting Bystanders and What to Do About It lel

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 12:38:50 2015 No.6633547 >>6621961 lol

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 12:41:12 2015 No.6633561 >>6621662 The virgin suicides

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 12:44:31 2015 No.6633582 >>6621662 Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 13:15:22 2015 No.6633705 File: 23 KB, 500x375, Stop_3ebb20_1351712.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 the wanting seed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 13:15:52 2015 No.6633707 >>6621662 Queer

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 13:17:57 2015 No.6633722 >>6621662 >The Great Shark Hunt

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 13:44:19 2015 No.6633816 stranger in a strange land

>>	Abu Nasr Wed Jun 3 13:57:51 2015 No.6633860 >>6623287 Same, except im the bloke who dies on the way to the front line from a random mortar shell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 15:10:05 2015 No.6634135 Lord Jim >rough sex on a lifeboat while 800 slaves drown

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 18:37:35 2015 No.6634884 >The Thing: A Phenomenology of Horror

>>	Anonymous Wed Jun 3 18:40:39 2015 No.6634895 Alice's adventures in wonderland

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 01:17:00 2015 No.6636547 File: 194 KB, 1024x749, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Improv Comedy

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 01:28:08 2015 No.6636583 >In search of lost times

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 02:38:55 2015 No.6636763 >>6621662 7. Whereof one cannot speak, one must be silent.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 02:51:05 2015 No.6636794 To completion? >As I Lay Dying In progress? >The Ghostmap Book of Poetry? >Bukowski

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 11:33:43 2015 No.6637911 Catch-22 >can't come during sex because i masturbate too much, can't stop masturbating because i can't come during sex

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 18:05:38 2015 No.6639428 >>6621662 Lolita. Little girls, tears, beauty, amorality, and mountains of sex. I love it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 18:38:26 2015 No.6639542 Moby Dick, or The Whale >great white leviathan

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 18:57:37 2015 No.6639598 File: 33 KB, 448x310, 7HqPB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 >Narcissus and Goldmund So long as I get to be the latter, I'm okay with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 18:59:27 2015 No.6639604 File: 50 KB, 202x235, capt kirk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621957 Trying to think of sexual puns involving 'leaps of faith' and 'teleological suspensions.' There's gotta be something in there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:10:58 2015 No.6640488 >>6621662 The Gospel According to Jesus Christ. I literally finished it 5 minutes ago. At least I get carnal understanding of a woman at some point.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:12:52 2015 No.6640499 >>6621662 Monster Hunter Nemesis, Correia -- tons of gore, hand-to-hand combat, death, destruction, demons, the Frankenstein monster -- exactly like my life, holy shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:16:26 2015 No.6640522 >>6639428 Best scene in LOLITA: HH enjoying the exposed nape of the neck of L's classmate(?)/friend(?)

>>	Anonymous Thu Jun 4 22:20:52 2015 No.6640543 About to start PLATFORM by Houellebecq then NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 03:45:13 2015 No.6641557 the bible

>>	Reviewer !!6Oo0uwnBIza Fri Jun 5 03:50:56 2015 No.6641573 >>6621662 The History of Western Philosophy I'm not sure what this means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 03:51:50 2015 No.6641578 Nausea

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 03:54:13 2015 No.6641589 Ulysses Quite accurate: struggle, consciousnesses,etc

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 03:58:02 2015 No.6641598 >>6641589 C U C K U C K

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 04:00:27 2015 No.6641605 Neuromancer. Ok.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 04:03:09 2015 No.6641613 >>6641598 Wait, am I getting cuckolded or I'm the cuckold?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 05:23:58 2015 No.6641848 >>6621662 Wittgenstein's 'On Certainty'. dealwithit.jpg

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 07:38:41 2015 No.6642126 >>6621662 I'd wish something like "Ada or Ardor". I have the girls, now I need it to be legal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 07:40:23 2015 No.6642129 File: 7 KB, 192x200, 1433377258424.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The Siege of Castellax I dont know how to feel

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 07:43:51 2015 No.6642138 File: 269 KB, 1280x720, hefner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 Playboy Interviews: Larger Than Life no lie

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 07:46:37 2015 No.6642143 >>6621662 >The Iliad An epic indeed I fucking wish

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 08:08:54 2015 No.6642198 I read 'The Philosophy Gym' by Stephen Law. Idk what that even means.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 09:37:31 2015 No.6642363 >>6624602 >>6625009 Underrated.

Anonymous Fri Jun 5 12:08:45 2015 No.6642769

>Pulp
Just ended a fuck buddy relationship which has left me empty inside. An emptiness I'm filling by mixing cocktails and drinking them on the balcony by myself, looking out at the horizon whilst sporting a 3-day scruff. I think my neighbor has it in for me, too. Should I buy a gun?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 13:36:35 2015 No.6643119 >>6621662 The bald soprano. Well.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jun 5 14:44:22 2015 No.6643390 File: 69 KB, 490x582, 1426034948797.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6621662 The Monks of War > tfw templars were celibate and probably still got laid more than me

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