/lit/ - Literature

Don't really see the relation between the pic and the post OP

I'm assuming this reaction doesn't apply to nonfiction history books?

>Open book
>No maps

>>6584437

guy looks kinda enraged

>>6584438
no shit?

>>6584432
>open a book
>there's only one map and it's not even a double-page spread

alternately
>open a book
>there's a double-page map
>the main town/city is right on the centerfold

>open book
>close book

>open a book
>there's something like 10 pages of maps
>the book is War and Peace

>>6584477

top kek

>open book
>there's words i have to read

>>6584477
rare

>>6584432
Mediocre

If a book needs a map, the writer is shit

>>6584645
War and Peace is mediocre?

>>6584653
Yes

also go see mad max you fucking ape can't even fucking understand the new memes

>>6584658
Funnily enough it wasnt ruined by the women like /pol/ claimed it would be. It was ruined by the ridiculous villain and his even more ridiculous homebase. Neither fit the Mad Max aesthetic.
Also /pol/ is in total damage control since they took that dumb monologues woman greatly exaggerating her importance 100% seriously.

>>6584692
lol joe isn't a villain you mongoloid
>I am brainwashed by capeshit
Do you actually read books ?

>>6584692
Oh and the guitar guy was the dumbest fucking thing. I literally had to force myself not to leave the theater. Youd have to be too underage to see the film to think that was "soo coool"

>>6584695
Who said anything about Cape comics? Are you schizophrenic?

>>6584695
You also completely avoided my criticism. Even if he wasnt a villain (which is retarded to believe) he still seems massively out of place in the Mad Max universe. I had to check and make sure it wasn't Michel Bay directing.

>>6584699
Are you that insecure about your maturity ?

>>6584715
>3 post combo bait
15 000 points faggot go get a job rofl

>>6584699
Oh look, baby's first attempt at a controversial opinion.

>>6584432
>Open OS for Milton Keynes
>Can't understand the map on the first page

>>6584653
it's a reference to the movie

You guys will watch anything.

>>6584699
Every army has it's war song, in the past there were horns and drums and in mad max there's a freak guitarist but no everything must be serius and make sense even in a fuckin action movie

>>6584658
>go see mad max
I refuse to waste my time watching and memorizing the utter shit the mainstream produces.

>>6584812

Does your mom know you're using the computer ?

>>6584658
This is /lit/

We don't watch shitty popcorn movies.

>>6584827
We both know you do.
Your pathetic attempt at self-tyranny won't make you a better person; this actually requires hard work, not just stopping consuming

:)

>>6584725
>>6584745
>>6584779
>>6584822
Somebody is defending this shit too hard. Too hard to be 100% sincere. I hope this is a b8 and not someone working for the fucking movie people.

>>6584833
But they don't interest me.

It's not like I'm denying myself of something I want just to impress people.

>>6584841
lol virgin
there is nothing else in this world to live for but violence and love

>>6584846
You need to read more

>>6584827
I feel bad for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYHeaQvLEJo

>lit being boring pieces of shit
What a surprise.

>open a book
>it's Map and Territory

>>6584864
That is not interesting in any way.

Are you under 21?

>>6584840
No, it's just that I'm tired of all the edgelords on this board trying to be cool

>>6584840

>viral paranoia even persists in /lit/

I thought that was contained to /v/ and /tv/.

Also, Mad Max is a solid film, probably the best action movie of the past decade, I knew based George Miller and Tom Hardy wouldn't let me down.

Probably still like Mad Max 2 more.

>>6584875
You need to pull that stick out of your arse.

>>6584875
you boring piece of shit

>>6584854
I am a literal TA, kid.
I'll be teaching your son in under two years. Well, if you ever have sex, that is.

>>6584891
Why are you being so hostile?

Do you think that every person is as easily entertained as you?

>>6584900
Being a frozen piece of meat isn't a quality, despite what the internet has told you.

You got the intellectual death grip, hope you enjoy it before you die

>>6584900
i'm not even that guy

>>6584898
Damn, wish I was as cool as you. Liking complete waste of time movies sure gets the girls.

>EVERYONE IS AS STUPID AND PLEB AS ME OR ELSE THEY'RE SELF DENYING BORING PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!!!

>>6584812

>Mad Max
>Average mainstream blockbuster

Jesus Christ, do you even pay respects to the history of the action film?

>>6584905
Literature makes me feel. Stupid pointless action movies don't.

What's the problem?

>>6584908
>being this socially retarded
I hope you have a good catharsis, we don't want another school shooting.

>>6584910
Come on you're on 4chan, everyone here is stupid and boring.
That's why we're here

>>6584898
Enjoy your dead end job, normie.

>>6584915
Who are you? the fucking Glenn Vilppu of literature?

>>6584917
>you're a virgin xDDD
>don't shoot up a school xDD
>your a luser lol

You should check out Reddit. i hear they love Mad Max over there.

>>6584921
Being a teacher isn't a job, it's a life and a vocation
Do you have one ?
Have you succeeded into realizing your childhood dreams ? I did.

>>6584931
WITNESS HIM

>>6584930
worthless rhetoric.
Why post if you have nothing to say ?
>waaa people like things I don't like waaa
>waaa go back to reddit
4chins isn't your safe space, buddy. ^^

>>6584929
sadly no one here paints and no one will get this joke

>>6584931
Why is every teacher I've ever met completely miserable though?

Enjoy your dead end career.

>>6584942
Just pointing out how pathetic your arguments are.

>>6584931
"Being a teacher isn't a job, it's a life and a vocation"
No, it's just a shitty job

>>6584946
>being this buttdevastated
Oh no people on the internet are happy with their lives what should I do
Try posting anime reaction pics see if I get mad

>>6584952
I made no points, I'm insulting you.
You are so out of touch with reality you can't figure out when someone trash talks you ?
I bet you're the kind of guy who laughs whe we slap him behind the head.

>book has 2 authors

>>6584963
lol calm down virgin

>>6584437
MEDIOCRE

>>6584953
Not everyone is a fat american rofl
I knew you hams glorified being uneducated with your nigger president, but this is simply hilarious.
Hope your shit country keeps showering you in NEETbux till you die fellow memer :^)
and have fun watching the new mad max feminism propaganda :^)

Why are all you faggots MEDIOCRE?

Literally Reddit the movie

>dude the action was so good bro!

>>6584968
You learn fast. See ? I'm a great teacher.

>chapter dedicated to info dump

Learn how to write.

>>6584978
The fuck?

>>6584973
i'm french

OP here.

What the fuck is going on in this thread ?

>you can't both read the meme trilogy and enjoy action movies
Thanks /lit/, I feel more patrishun knowing this

>>6584964
Illuminatus is pretty good for a Pinecone ripoff. I mean, it's like the only Pinecone ripoff

>>6584987
"Look mom, I totally showed them!", the thread.

>>6584986
>eurocucks

>>6584987
You posted Immortal joe and the other anons turned into retarded War Boys

>>6584987

>"I can appreciate high art"
>"Well I can appreciate high art AND lower arts"
>"Lel being able to appreciate lower arts make you a pleb"
>"No, being unable to appreciate it makes you more of a pleb, top kek"
>"No you"
>"No, in fact, yourself"
>Ad infinitum

>>6584997
>>6585005
Oh well, I just wanted to make a funny thread about fantays books but that's okay, I guess dick measuring contests are good shitposting too.

>>6584864
This part was interesting to me.

He shoots a man who was already down in the back of the head. Then we see a a close up of the head, no face, and a puddle of blood. This lasts just 1 second at most.

I like Keanu and I'm not "against violence" but hollywood makes me sick in the stomach because these kind of things.

>>6584477

>>6585078
That's just to make the son shit his pants

>>6584864
>>6585078
>>6585097
Small timers all of you https://youtu.be/3JluVv_9_tw?t=2m7s

http://i.4cdn.org/tv/1432481248469.gif


I LIVE


I DIE


I LIVE AGAIN

>>6585125
what was the purpose of this

>>6585148
>not being familiar with Decker -- Port of Call: Hawaii
>calling yourself a lover of action film

>>6585090

>>6584432
> first map on the book
> evil faction surrounded by mountains
> outskirts of map are desolate
> large structure/tree with unknown origin
> dangerous pass to go from one region to another one. Characters will have to travel through it
> exotic city names in south, nordic names in north
> huge forests next to plains without any normal transtition in between
> tiny amount of roads. Roads are very old
> important city on a river acts as a 'bridge' between 2 regions.
> mountainous regions use a lot of K in their names

>>6585437
How do you like the map to my new debut fantasy novel I'm writing.

>>6584864
>Gun goes off in middle of crowd and music is supposedly so loud people don't notice
>gun kungfu
>popcorn "moovies"

>>6585437
>far east is depicted with giant letters covering regions that are never mentioned in the book

>>6585657
10/10 post

Just watched the movie, it was pretty cool. A pastiche of irony, post-apoc fiction, western (don't know how sense it makes, but I can't stop seeing Immortan as a purposefully more idiotic version of the Judge) and anything-punk. Fucking avalanche of references. Flesh Guitar, Juggernaut, fucking saturday morning cartoons. I don't even give a shit if they were actual references or not, the mental map I made watching it is too amusing and interesting.

>>6584437
it's the m.f.w. (my feel when), n00b

>open book
>there's a map on the first page
>there's a map on the second page
>there's a map on the third page
>the book is an atlas

>Open a book
>Ordnance Survey

>Open book
>family tree on the first page
>sons share the same names as fathers/grandfathers

Fucking spanish assholes

>>6586317
why is that even a gif

>>6584866
WITNESS

>>6586184
It's "my FACE when", you moron.

>>6587046
you mean t.f.w (that face when)

and no need to be mean