/lit/ - Literature

You "maked" it?
maked?

FUCK

GET OUT UHHHGH

nice reverse double-ironic memery, my friend!

simply epic

>>6566449
longcat and purposeful grammatical mistakes as seen in cat macros circa 2006 precede popular usage of the term meme. your post is misdirected

>>6566446

I'm so sorry :c printed*

>>6566430
It's good, but next time make it longer

Longcat is looooooooooooooooooong

>jerr derr ago meme!
>pongo meme en mi vida real
>jejej debo kompartirlo con 4chan!!!!

Idiota.

>>6566430
I like it but it might not be long enough

It's just a longcat bookmark...

>>6566468
fucking rekt

Ah, tenía que ser uno de esos que hablan español el que hiciera un hilo de mierda.

Es tan malo que los gabachos creen que estás bromeando irónicamente. Pero yo sé que no.

Largo de aquí.

It would be longer the next time!

>>6566468
I've been on 4chan since 2006.

People used meme then very frequently on 4chan.

that cat is loooong at best. longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

memes don't require any effort nor thought

they're fucking great

Can't we just focus on the fucking longcat bookmark?

>>6566430
>handcrafting meme bookmarks

OP are you that female youtuber that was made fun of here and that subsequently deleted her accounts then bitched about us on her blog ?

>>6566526
Katie's too dumb and sheltered to be bilingual.

>>6566503
>uno de esos que hablan español
Tú también hablas español idiota.

>>6566531
She wasn't a virgin so maybe she wasn't that sheltered.

>>6566526
Nope, honestly is the first time I hear about that girl

Is OP a girl? Is she qt?

tbh the bookmark in the op is a 10/10

>>6566532
Sí. Siento lazos más fuertes con las personas que hablan el idioma. Como esos lazos son más fuertes me duele más ver que hagan idioteces. Por eso me animo más a insultarlos, malditos autistas. Seguro visitan /a/ y tablones similares y vinieron a /lit/ hoy sólo porque se les ocurrió que el "meme" tiene que ver con "librosh".

>>6566545
fuck I can't find the thread screenshot anymore

>>6566512
what are you still doing here, you faggot?

>>6566544
S-she's not a virgin?

>>6566545

i'm on 4chan since 2005. i started reading /b/ when i was 13. thanks to the internet i have fully cultivated all of my retard potential.

>>6566557
The blogpost she made after the incident read something like "these creeps even said that I was a virgin WTF ?!" and she has a fiancee apparently

>>6566550 Thank you, but, again, I just printed it
>>6566549 Yes, I am a girl, but I don't want to talk about it, it makes me feel like I am an Attention Whore

>>6566582
pls be in london

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>>6566555
Nothing at all, of course.

I think the bookmark is cute.

Pls b in Mexico City

>>6566570
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

STOP RUINING MY DREAMS GOD DAMMIT

>>6566594
Wait wat

>>6566570
>katie has had dirty dicks in her
>dirty dirty dicks
>sperm has shot up against katie's cervix
>katie's vagina has made weird squishy sloshing sounds as a smelly hairy sweaty man fumbled his schlong into it and they both laughed
>katie has squatted naked on a toilet with a cigarette between two fingers and pooped cum out of her vag under fluorescent lights

#NOTMYWAIFU

>>6566618
are you in london yes or no ?

>>6566622
You're lying, you perverse !

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>>6566628
(london ontario btw)

>>6566622
>pooped cum out of her vag under fluorescent lights

w-wait, is this really a thing for people who actually have sex ?

>>6566628 Huh, nope
Notice the book

>>6566642
I'm in France and I have books in English. Your point ?

>>6566582
L O N D O N
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>>6566640
if you do it bareback you have to squirt it back out, yes

one can only assume that the fluorescent lights were, like the cigarette, poetic licence

>>6566640
most people have to piss after cumming so if the man came in the woman, she might have to piss after coitus and were she to pee she'd push semen out while she pees.

>>6566649
I know, I know. True.
I'm in South America and I have books in English

>>6566653
So you can just squirt it back and it's as effective as a contraceptive ?

Yes, I know the reference, I know the meme: The Thread.

>>6566663
It's used by females to transfer sperm from one to the other to allow for maximum potential for the seed to spread.

>>6566660
You know the pee-hole and the fuck-hole are separate, right?

>>6566670
They use the same muscles, hence why kegels work.

>>6566660
but that's disgusting !

Well, I know girls that always want to pee after masturbate

>>6566661
CARACAS
A
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A
C
A
S

>>6566685
STOP SAYING LEWD THINGS IN THIS SFW BOARD

>>6566686 More to the south

Also
Does anyone knows the book? :D

>>6566667
Yes, this is the appeal of 'reference literature'.

See: Shakespeare, DFW.

>>6566757
Quentin Tarantino too!

>>6566757
>DFW
>not a meme

i just use train tickets

>>6566430
>I wasn't sure where to post this, but I think this is the correct place
Well, technically it's >>>/po/, but it's okay.

>>6566835
Oh, sorry, you're right

>>6566512
>anon lies just to win an petty argument.

H-hi /lit/ i made this.

Hi /lit/, I maked this. pls r8

>>6566956
That's actually pretty cool and subtle. I like it.

>>6566977
Fix your teeth, dofus.

>>6566876
Well it's book-related, too, but as you can see, here it's all about litfus whereas on /po/ people might actually try to judge your bookmark.

>>6566673
Hegel?

Guys, I'm trying hard to say something profound.

>>6567053
Which muscle is trained by Hegel exercises?

>>6567090
Just use goofy character names that reference dead people and television icons. It won't stop working for you now.

>>6566694
M A N A U S
A
N
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S

>>6566694

chile

>>6567162

or argentina

ándate maraca culia

muerte a los memes cabros

sauce on the bookmark?

>>6566430
>I maked this
mmm cute

>of the Longcat!
i want to fuck more of that bad english out of you op

>>6567548
nevermind, found it and cleaned it up

Argentina, yes

But hey, really, my english isn't that bad. I know it would be "made".

>>6568158
"Of the longcat" too.

Argentina, yes.

And really, my english isn't that bad.
I know it should be "I made this longcat bookmark"

>>6566512
I've been here since 1996, bitch.

No one had even heard of memes until 2016.

>>6566430
names

the

musical

b

is that you?

>>6566512
I've been here since 2006 too, on and off. People were definitely using the term meme back then, and I have no idea why I'm still here or what I'm doing with my life.

OP are you a girl?

>>6566660
Your understanding of female genitalia is simply astounding, sir.

>>6568256 wat?
>>6568270 yeah

>>6566512
>I've been on 4chan since 2006.
I'm so sorry.

>>6566622
I too dreamt to defile in every possible way this ingenuous and delicate Katie. To praise me, I demanded that she begin by eating my cock and balls with the same appetite as a starving little african before a Thanksgiving dinner. She was of course shy and reluctant before my piece but after a rough introduction she found her way to the point where I had to stop her after a while. For Katie was ready to experience the first true cockfest of her life; before though, I went for a cunnilingus to let the girl breath and to calm her down. I thus discovered the finest flavours in Katie's grool before punishing her womb in thrusting my cock deep in her cunt until I saw the beginning of a bursting of pleasure in her eyes. I started to strangle her and Katie resisted naturally but it only made her moaned even more until she convulsed from her first orgasm to better let me know that she completely surrendered. Katie was mine and I could now do anything to her. However, I only demanded that she make me fill up her various tight little holes with my mighty nectar. Katie chose first to please me with her mouth as she desired to taste my cum while I engaged myself in her tush. Somehow, Katie and me knew that this would make us reach a new climax simultaneously. We were only one, almost in unison since I was only a few seconds behind. All of this seemed natural to her. Katie swallowed my cum that she had kept in her mouth to enhance the new orgasm I was giving her. An instant later, as she felt that I had started to unleash my thick warm jizz in her ass, Katie presented spontaneously her pussy asking me to fecundate her. I finished my ejaculation in kissing her while I pushed my seeds to the bottom of her womb.

>>6566622
Thank you. I have not laughed this hard in a while.

>>6566660
Your future wife's future...

>>6566977
Pynchon why you back on lit, don't your wife have socialising ta doo?

>>6567017
If you want it to be judged, it'd have to be: Gravity's rainbow, Infinite Jest, or Stirner related.

>>6566512
>tfw I've been here since 2008

This is the earliest funny 4chan picture I can recall.

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>>6566564
does anyone have that foucualt image saved

>>6569781
John 11:35

>>6569792
More like Jews 9:11

>>6566430
post a picture of yourself OP, be my fapping muse

Common OP, I want to fap to you

>>6566790
underrated post

I know tha tyou are here Op.

It is you or Sarah Palin

>>6568192
BUENOS AIRES
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>>6569715
wow those three bottom pictures

I don't want to be kindnapped, guys

>>6570543
>kindnapped

Ademas no hagas nada de lo que estos enfermos quieren que hagas, no fotos, no fotos de pies no nada, es mejor que ni siquiera les respondas.

>>6566956
Nice

>>6570590
>white knighting mexican
just remember to remove location data when posting pictures of feet

Hy shit a girl is on our board can you autists act normal please

>>6570543
nothing bad can happen with a simple picture

This reminds me of /fit/'s historic bread thread.

>>6566512
>I've been on 4chan since

>>6570543
I swear I know how to write "kidnapped".

>>6570761
Tell me more

>>6570929
All text used in this image are direct quotations from the thread

>>6570966
Hey what the fuck is that guy talking about
Bread is awesome

>>6570966
I love the wild 'LONDON' mating calls

>>6570996
fitness nutrition is basically 90% myth, but apparently it's not great for weight loss

>>6566582
>im a girl XP
Like your not an attention whore already. Pls leave

>>6569759
ew

That's nice OP.

I made one of EFG. It's very small and when I close the book I can't find it. It seems appropriate.

>>6571101
is this 2006
ebin

>>6571107
No, this is not 2006.

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

ECKS DEE

Wait, what the fuck does this have to do with literature? I'm out.

>>6566553
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>>6566503
>mfw reading spanish is much easier for me when it's written in the linguistic codes and conventions of 4chan banter.

Oh my god you guys, this fucking thread. I'm dying of laughter.

>>6566694
São Paolo, def.

>>6566503
>hilo
No querrás decir hebra?

>>6566618
newfag a shit

>>6569715
bad prose

>>6566430
based oldmemer

>>6571304
And?

>>6568192
Che boluda.
Muéstrame tus bolotas.

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>>6566430
that's good OP
You have inspired me to make a Bane bookmark.

That said why did you post a meme and then said you were a woman on 4chan?
Ayy lmao.

>>6571259
Quise decir hembra.

Aprende ingles la concha de tu hermana negra indocumentada.

Dame ese bookmark, porfis.

LITERATURA ZURDA Y MAL INGLES

TUS PAPAS NO DEBEN ESTAR NI VIVOS NI MUERTOS EN ESTE MOMENTO

SALUDOS

I DOT'N NOW INGLICH

God.

I'm not so stupid.

Just...why not?

I only regret posting this on /lit/
It makes me feel like I'm disturbing a library

>>6572305
>TUS PAPAS NO DEBEN ESTAR NI VIVOS NI MUERTOS EN ESTE MOMENTO
Esta mierda incomprensible me hizo lolear.

Should I post a picture of my shit?

>>6566956
And that's how you actually do it.

>>6566956

You >>>> Me

SPANISH
P
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H

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>>6572581
I think I get the reference.
Are you talking about a chan that starts with H?

>>6570590

Who are you calling a patient?

>>6573801
>Are you talking about a chan that starts with H?
>I do not want to disclose some obscure forsaken chan