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653470 No.653470 [Reply] [Original]

Your literary crushes, and why.
It can be a character or an author.

Pic related, I'd marry him in a heartbeat.

>> No.653471

the woman who wrote the short story from which the film "Secretary" is based on

>> No.653472

I once loved one but I can't remeber her anymore, I kinda feel sad now.

>> No.653474

Country Doctor.

Use it for nearly every paper on a literary work.

>> No.653473
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653473

:3

>> No.653481
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653481

is dat me sum BaKKER!?

>> No.653590

Why does Bierce look like moot with a mustache?

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>> No.653630 [DELETED] 

>>653466
D I D y o u k n o W T h A T m o o T I s A t H i e f W H O H a S N O T W O r k e d A d A Y I n h I s l i F e ? H T T P : / / 8 8 . 8 0 . 2 1 . 1 2 /

>> No.653635

>>653594
With cellulitis!

>> No.653661

OP I fucking love you. I don't know anyone else that reads Ambrose Bierce. He's my favorite author. Brofist.

>> No.653665

>>653661
What has he done that's worth reading besides The Devil's Dictionary?

>> No.653664
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653664

"...she took her hand and raised her brush. For a moment it stayed trembling in a painful but exciting ecstacy in the air. Where to begin?--that was the question at what point to make the first mark? One line placed on the canvas committed her to innumerable risks, to frequent and irrevocable decisions. All that in idea seemed simple became in practice immediately complex; as the waves shape themselves symmetrically from the cliff top, but to the swimmer among them are divided by steep gulfs, and foaming crests. Still the risk must run; the mark made."
- To The Lighthouse

>> No.653674

>>653661 here again

I tripfagged as Ambrose Bierce for awhile actually. I'll start again. Maybe as Peyton Farquhar though.

>> No.653679

>>653665
An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridige.

Read it NOW. Kurt Vonnegut proclaims it to be the greatest short story in American literature, and considers anyone that doesn't read it to be a twerp.

>> No.653685

>>653679
Yeah. Plus like almost all of his short stories as well.

>> No.653712

>>653679 Kurt Vonnegut recommends it

That's okay. I won't hold that against it.

>> No.653732

sylvia plath is pretty good-looking in some of her pics. i'd hit it.

>> No.653745

I want to make Russki love with Raskolnikov's tight-ass sister.

>> No.653758

>>653470
Ron Howard?

>> No.653765

Mathilde de La Mole, definitely

>> No.653778

Dominique Francon would get it HARD, I believe she likes it like that.

>> No.653791
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653791

There is within me that which will tire
Torture and Time, and breathe when I expire:
Something unearthly which they deem not of,
Like the remembered tone of a mute lyre.

>> No.653794

>>653791
I don't know if you're a guy or a girl, young or old, his sister or not his sister, but Byron would hit it anyway.

>> No.653829
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653829

No one has a Dean Moriarty crush?

What has happened to youth?

>> No.653846

>>653829
maybe lit is not as filled with fags as you expected, my homosexual friend.

>> No.653852

Jill from Stranger in a Strange Land.
I want to fall asleep in her breasts.

>> No.654412

>>653661
brofist, man
I love love his short stories, and devil's dictionary always puts a smile on my face. I like that even though everyone pretty much crowned him the face of cynicism and satire (during his time), he hated it and refused it

>>653665
short stories

>> No.654427

>>653829

I was always more into Jack himself.

>> No.654442

Why is this thread full of men?
Is /lit/ full of women and homos?

>> No.655553

>>654442
Real men will put their penis in anything.

>> No.655579

Slyvia Plath.
I'd lesbian with her ifyouknowwhatImean.

>> No.655659

>>655579
>Slyvia
More like Lesbia Plath, amirite?

>> No.655685

>>More like Lesbia Plath, amirite?

I always call her Saliva Plath.

>> No.655699
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655699

Mine is Oscar Wilde...I really wish I was a man....

>> No.655700

>>655579
>>655659
>>655685

Hey guys.

Ted Hughes.

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>>655700
Lesbia Plath, huh? Doesn't sound like such a bad idea. I should check if Assia will be ok with it...

>> No.655836

I had a crush on Bukowski until I saw what he actually looked like... felt bad man.

>> No.656134

>>655836
Did you read any of his prose? His ugliness is a pervasive theme.

>> No.658035

bump

>> No.658037

Hermione Granger.