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6519452 No.6519452 [Reply] [Original]

>you will never discuss literature with your qt russian gf
>you will never ask her what dostoevsky meant

her voice tickles my ear and makes my heart beat faster

too bad russian girls only like big, bear looking guys or heroin dealers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0OprF1qbZQ

>> No.6519460
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6519460

>god damn reagan defeated the USSR
>droves of women are no longer seeking to escape and get green cards because america is a worse place to live than russia now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTlpFabY3gI

just slit my wrists already

>> No.6519526

>you will never tease your qt russian bf about ы

>> No.6519552

hobbies are a bourgeois delusion
literature is bourgeois affectation

>> No.6520238

>>6519460

id eat her shit

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>>6519460
>america is a worse place to live than russia now

>> No.6520351

>>6519460
>reagan defeated the USSR
Go choke on a fucking burger
we've defeated ourselves on our own
inb4
>murrica won da cuba crisis n da space race
>murrica didn't have no missile in turkey
>no we no aggressive
>you aggressive
>we dimocarcy
>papa doc who?
>what's a suharto?
>what do you mean we supported red khmer?
>DEY be commies
>aye wonda why dey kip colin china communis
>coz am investid in china n Iam no commie, rite?
The world doesn't fucking revolve around your shithole of a country. Judging from HDI half of it's states are about as developed as subsaharan africa. What makes you think you're relevant?
Russian girls would marry a foreigner only because you are faggots and can be easily duped and pussywhipped. I know that because I am a Russian woman who has married a foreign degenerate and is now living in Germany (which is much better than both Russia and America) after divorce.

>> No.6520446

>>6520351
yaй ap ю coч a kok мaйт?

>> No.6520467
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6520467

>>6520351
>denying the power of the Saintly Gipper
I will roundhouse kick you to the moon, which is our property btw.

>> No.6520485

>>6519460
>droves of women are no longer seeking to escape and get green cards

But that's wrong. Go to Interpals and you'll have literally hundreds of Russian, Ukrainian and Belarusian thirst after your dick because of that green card.

>> No.6520494

>>6520485
>Interpals

Whoa, I had never heard of this. Thanks. I was feeling lonely. Gonna try to find some Russian and Ukrainian qts to talk to.

>> No.6520967

>>6520494
>>6520446
those are village kurwas who have not read a book in their life. On goodreads you'll find some people who have some higher ambitions than "get me out of muhosransk".
>>6520467
unless you will of course get stabbed and eaten by of the people he dumped from your insane asylums on your way to get me, bitch.

>> No.6520982

>>6520967
>unless you will of course get stabbed and eaten by of the people he dumped from your insane asylums on your way to get me, bitch.
Not if I use my secret star wars weapons on their degenerate ass.

>> No.6520992

>>6520467
Wrong. The moon is Chilean property

>> No.6520997

>>6520982
you don't have any star wars weapons in the colonies. you only have cornflakes and syrup and morbid obesity
as opposed to russia:
http://www.foia.cia.gov/sites/default/files/document_conversions/17/19850305.pdf

>> No.6521012

>>6519452
Holy shit she's so adorable