/lit/ - Literature

My muse is fucking teenage girls I meet on 4chan.

please stop including that creature with your posts

of course you can have multiple muses

Someone well-known? Emma.

Apart from that, a girl I met at the age of 13 who I don't care to name.

"You weren't much of a muse, but then again I wasn't much of a poet"

>you will never walk into your local library and pick up a qt half asian girl reading a Donne anthology by asking her to be your muse

life is suffering.

>>6507481
more than one waifu will ruin your laifu

Of course, and she reads everything I write to her.

It's really a pity that she has a boyfriend

>>6507481
Who is this precum protagonist?

>>6507664
we don't care

>>6507698
who is this jizz wiz?

You invoke a muse for anundertaking in an art

Unless you are a polymath you don't need more than one

>>6507481
What a silly question! My girlfriend (and by extension my future wife), of course.

I don't like women

SAAAAMMMMBERGGGG

>>6507715
who is this splooge stooge?

>muse

nigga you're a neckbeard who repeats 5 year old memes, you don't have one.

Of course. Who else are you to draw inspiration and passion from, while at the same time feeling the internal pain, frustration, and sense of life unfulfilled needed to put power into your words?

>>6508751
who is this orgasm organism?

It's like I'm really on /mu/

go ahead and r8

everyone in this thread is weak

Waifu threads are somehow even more pathetic when you fucking feebs are to embarassed to even call them what they are.

>>6507481
i have a 2d muse.
What are you gonna do?

>>6510237
what the fuck is wrong with her clothes

My muse.

My muse is Russian qt girlfriend that is specializing in Oberiu

>>6510300
>2015
>still being an Oberiu

>>6510300
post nudes or she doesnt exist

>>6507481
My muse is the band Muse.

Also, is this picture editted? There is no way her face's features are that far away from its end. Like her face was moved 2 inches to the left... very feng shui.

My shitty life is my muse, and she's the cruelest bitch I've ever known.

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SERIOUSLY THOUGH... HAVING A MUSE? LMFAO KILL URSELF

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>op trying to legitimize 'waifu threads' on /lit/

>>>>>>/teeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeee/

I stare at pictures of Ellen Page for inspiration.

>>6510474
no artist has ever created anything of value without a muse

>>6508735

>>6507481
This girl represents everything capitalism has done to corrupt society. She has no discernible talents besides being the product of hundreds of executives who have spent thousands of dollars shaping her into a product that they know people will consume. She can simply flaunt her sexuality to the directions of her bosses, and the appeal to some base instinct, the corruption of the innocent, draws millions to her.

Whats skills does she have? What knowledge does she know? What ideas can she produce?

>>6507481
Pinecone, light of my Kirghiz, fire of my Schwarzgerät. My sin, my soul. Pi-en-cone: the tip of the turd taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the throat. Pi. En. Cone. He was Pig, plain Pig, in the Navy, standing five feet ten in the brig. He was Slothrop in shithouses. He was Profane at school. He was Doc on the acid trip. But in my mind he was always Pinecone. Did he have a precursor? He did, indeed he did. In point of fact, there might have been no Pinecone at all had I not read, one summer, an initial man-child. In a Prüfstand by the Zone. Oh when? About as many years before Pinecone was screened as my age was that summer. You can always count on a Mucker-Maffick for a mediocre prose style. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the schlemiels, the maladaptive, simple, noble-wino schlemiels, envied. Look at this tangle of text.

>>6510587
wrong thread bro
>>6510101

>>6510587

>>6510592
He's saying Pinecone is his muse by ripping off the cornfather to describe him.

>>6510613
Not to mention the fact that Pinecone was at the cornfather's lectures at Cornell.

I just want to have sex with Ariana Grande a few times, is that so much to ask?

Why am I constantly frustrated in my desires?

>>6510663
Because you lack the means to secure your desires.

>>6510663
dude she looks like a monkey.

>>6510663
she's like a 7/10 anon. She's not even the most attractive girl in the thread

>>6510673

;_;

>>6510682
>>6510683

I thought she was from the Philippines and I have a thing for girls from there even though she's actually not. She also seems corrupt which is hot. Really though How can I explain the stirrings of my heart?

>>6510277

same

>>6510689
more like stirrings of this dick amirite?

>>6510259
She's alternative in a way you don't quite get. Anne Clarke is my waifu too. She's one of the three girls I'd run away with to leave the rest of life behind.

My gf. I almost went for solipsism and thought that I made up the universe and everything in it just so I could meet her.

>>6510793
>She's alternative in a way you don't quite get.
i bet i could buy all those clothes at target or some shit

>>6507481
Beethoven's music.

>>6512599
In a way that's more alternative than anything. Making due with what the bourgeoisie gives you, and not having to rely on Hot Topic to give your style an alt look

>>6510236
who is this spunk skunk?

man these fucking food captchas look nasty af

>>6510702
man, that fucking trashy ass tattoo on her wrist tho. Like I'm not saying 2/10 would not bang or whatever. Obviously she as a fucking angelic beauty, but goddam why?

KATIE
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>>6513257