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Odyssey thread?

>> No.650235

>>highschool thread

>> No.650250
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Aeneas was here. Ulysses is a faggot.

>> No.650280
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Achilles here, Agamemnon is a wine bibber.

>> No.650287
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Circe here.

You're all pigs.

>> No.650293
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Athena here, Aphrodite is a pussy.

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>>650287

GODFUCKINGDAMNIT

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>>650280
Ajax was here,
Achilles is a whiny bitch.

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>>650293
You mad, flatchest?

>> No.650303

>>650235
Pretty sure this was written hundreds of years ago.

>> No.650313

>>650235
I dunno about you guys but I read like 1/70th of the book in high school. That was all they put in the textbook.

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>>650297
Poseidon here, you all fucking die!

>> No.650324

>>650301
Why, at least I have a powerful mind, the knowledge of a thousand generals, and a cultural and knowledge center of a city dedicated to me, while all you have is your watermelon tits to keep you and your layers of makeup company!

>> No.650329
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>>650301
I'd give her my gold apple.
If you know what I mean.

>> No.650343
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Hera here, where's that stupid fuck I married? I need to have a word with him.

>> No.650344

>>650329
go get blowed by medusa

>> No.650354
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>>650344
We think you know that we give the blowjobs. No teeth gives you a sensation like you've never felt before.

>> No.650353

This thread is full of rp faggotry and needs more real discussion.

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>>650353
Why you harshin' brah? Siddown and have a drink or two.

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>>650343
When you find him, let me know.
He owes me child support.

>> No.650381

ARCHIVING...

>> No.650387
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Meanwhile...

>> No.650398

ARCHIVE THIS PLEASE!

>> No.650406
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Brb gonna pick up my bitch from her mom's house

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>>650343
>>650375

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>>650301
What's this about accepting gifts from mortal men?
Don't think I don't know about those long walks with Mars.

>> No.650413
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Why didn't anybody tell me about this thread?

>> No.650416
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Zeus demands an archive,
Anyway, Zeus here, avoiding child support and bitchy wife

>> No.650423
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>>650416

DADDY WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME

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>>650416
Prometheus here, Zeus is an ass who can't take a joke.

>> No.650426 [DELETED] 

>>650411
Oh but they're so pretty. It would have been rude to not accept them.

And Ares just needs someone to talk to, you know? He has a mind under all that muscle and nobody takes the time to really try to understand him. He just needs a vagina to be in, er, a, shoulder to lean on.

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Helen here. I can't believe you guys fought a whole war over me. You all need to get laid.

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>>650411
Oh but they're so pretty. It would have been rude to not accept them.

And Ares just needs someone to talk to you know? He has a mind behind all those muscles and people never take him seriously. He just needs a vagina to be in, er, a shoulder to lean on. We're just friends.

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>>650343
Oh lawd, is dat Hera?

Hera! Over here! Hera!

>> No.650461 [DELETED] 

>>650203
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>> No.650470
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GRAAGGEN GRA! BERJEUSS VAGGOD!

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>>650424
/agree

>> No.650474
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Bitches don't know about my rosy fingers ;P

>> No.650483
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You're all smalltime. I'm the original pranksta.

I never pull out. Bitches.

>> No.650493

>>650301
I'd like to get caught between HER Scylla and Charybdis, if you catch my drift.

>> No.650498
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The monster you created has returned... to kill you!

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>>650493

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>>650483
Suck it old man!

>> No.650510
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>>650498
Newfag.

>> No.650525
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>>650498
Nestor here. Back in my day we didn't have this video game shit. When we felt like killing people we went out and damn well killed people.

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Diomedes here, I was stabbing Gods Long before that Kratos pussy.

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>>650525
Here we go again...
Back in your day old man, they didn't even have bronze.

>> No.650561
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Pic sorta related.

>> No.650564

>>650474
Oh come on, like you and your stupid fucking epithet aren't mentioned twenty times per book.

>> No.650566
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>>650552

Show some respect young'un. I've seen things you wouldn't believe. Why, back in my day, the men were ten times the men they are today. You think you're such hot stuff? Why you wouldn't last a second on the battlefield back then. They would have taken you apart with their bare hands.

>> No.650581

>>650561
Yeah she kinda does double-duty there, doesn't she?

>> No.650585

>>650566
This is what the ancient Greeks actually believed

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>>650566
Go ahead, tell me about how great Jason was, and the epic quest you embarked upon, and how much better you guys were, and how easy we have it now. Honestly, our war only went on for ten years.

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>>650585
Who're you calling ancient?

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>>650566

Diomeses here, fuck you guys. Me and my horses stabbed Aphrodite. And then macked her up. Then outwitted Odysseus for lulz. Then punched out Apollo. Cooler then Jason? I think so.

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>>650589

And you, well. How does it feel to have a bum full of rocks?

But the quest, aye, the quest. 'Twas an epic journey, much more heroic than this paltry skirmish. We fought proper monsters then. Jason himself fought a field of men grown from the teeth of dragons, single handedly killed bull that breathed fire. Why I remember one time...

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>>650235

>he thinks Homer is kiddie stuff

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