/lit/ - Literature

>>6499572
/fa/ please go

>2015
>wearing clothes

>>6499572
You utter faggot.

>>6499572
Good sir, might I say how sublime you look in that dashing garb! Looking like that... It'll only be another 5 years before you're not a virgin!

>>6499581
>me
>a virgo

>>6499572
get tighter trousers, better shoes and better socks and you will look pretty good

>>6499572
OP post dick or ass

>>6499586
>tighter trousers
yu cannot be serious. also my shoes and socks are on point, there is literally no flaw kn my outfit

>Yellow socks
Nice job Malvolio

>>6499594
this

>small hands

>>6499574
>implying /fa/ wouldn't fun of that kid

>>6499572
Get rid of the jacket you look like you're gonna call your rich dad because you don't like a professor and are trying to get him fired.

>>6499572
Seing those socks with those trousers make me want to nausious.

i could beat the shit out of you with ease and probably fuck your gf too if you had one

>>6499572
vomit/vomit
get out

>>6499607
I think you mean boyfriend anon

what does lit eat? if you dont consume tons of olive oil while ogling women passing by your brain probably wont have the capacity for canonical works

>>6499572

>>6499614
I only eat stale bread and drink dirty milk to emulate Dostoevsky's time in the Siberian prison camp

>>6499572
back to /fa/

>>6499601
so what's the problem? surely looking rich is cool
>>6499605
it makes you want to.. what? post ur outfit pls
>>6499607
okay, that's pretty cool, i guess. perhaps stick to martial arts and leave the classics faculties to me and my ilk
>>6499612
funny

>>6499612
yes him too

>>6499593
trousers don't fit very well, they look too baggy and your shoes look really big. also that boat-shoe look (idk what to call it) might be seen as a bit prententious

>>6499633
I think they were a bit low-hanging on that photo, usually they sit on my waist ;o)

>>6499628
>so what's the problem? surely looking rich is cool

The problem is looking like a whiny rich kid. The one who has never had to handle discomfort, who doesn't know shit about anything aside from whatever studying, but doesn't have experience dealing with people because that's what money has done with him.Being rich is fine, being a fuckboy is not.

>>6499572
OP you look like that introvert kid in the back of lectures who always thrashes around any time gender or race is mentioned

>>6499633
>Boat-shoe look
Jesus you people have no idea what you're talking about.

>>6499644
you seem to have a lot of pent-up anger about "whiny rich kids", want to talk about it?
>>6499645
i usually sit front row :) got to keep that 4.0gpa somehow

>>6499651
You have compelled me to reply

Wow this faggot created a trip and is in full damage control
Post your bookshelf faggot

>>6499628
>it makes you want to.. what? post ur outfit pls
Well, I always wear black socks, for starters

>>6499572
Did you piss yourself? that's not very literary.

>>6499671
you always wear black socks, to everything? concernedface.tiff

here's me again in beautiful yerushalayim

>>6499671
BLACK SOCKS BROWN TROUSERS LEAVE PLEASE. BAD ENOUGH OP HAS BLACK SHOES AND BROWN TROUSERS.

>>6499572
>not leading an aesthetic lifestyle in Mongolia, making your clothes and shelter, reciting to yourself the books you have memorized, and traveling seventy miles to the nearest civilization to exchange what few physical books you have for new ones

>>6499680
no, but it's nice you took the time to crop out my crotch, not sure how to feel about it (100% dry pants)
>>6499686
christ 3 MB i thought GIF

I wear jeans and black turtle neck. I got many different black turtlenecks and many different pairs of jeans.

I'm not bothered by fashion that much.

>>6499669
This is a troll thread you mong. OP is a loser who dresses up in nerd outfits from the goodwill because he's got nothing better to do with his life than bait autists on imageboards. This makes him autistic but don't think the persona he gives off is genuine.

>>6499690
my shoes are navy, i'd never wear black/brown. my shoes are tasseled navy blue loafers.. please

>>6499686
are you trying to make me support Palestine?
are you the PIDF?

>>6499690
I always wear gray to black trousers, though

>>6499706
in that picture they are black, not my fault u using a shit camera.

>>6499708
no actually i consider myself a zionist.
>>6499702
all my clothes are new :)
>>6499701
jeans & black turtle neck sounds like a classic art school style of dress, i'm sure it looks great! i'd love to wear more black turtlenecks but i think i'd have to change my whole wardrobe around! more power to you

>>6499572
Your jacket is too tight. Your belt (I believe that's one of those Gucci "G" belts) and socks are distasteful. Boat shoes are not to be worn with khakis and a jacket.

Your floor is jail-tier and all your stuff in the background looks of very poor quality and not well organized. Get your life together.

>>6499572
pretty much every year's Zara's spring collection. I don't really care about such things anymore, but this shoes are ridiculous, unless you're a 50+ year old Spaniard you can't wear them. Same with the bag at the back, it's just out of fashion for such a long time, it's like wearing air max shoes. The jacket is alright. The socks don't fit your style. There's no originality in your outfit, so putting "funny" socks, won't make you seem fashionable. You look like a lot of people i know, who don't smoke, but occasionally have a pack of cool looking cigarettes, you've probably read about 5 books in the last 2 years, but you can use them well in any topic, so new people you meet might think you're sophisticated, you don't have sex very often and don't drink beer.

>>6499712
correct, that's not your fault
>>6499711
so you have kind of a uniform then? what else do you wear?

>>6499720
>all my clothes are new :)
post receipts.

Joggers and t-shirts are the best, can't deny that comfy

>>6499720
Yeah I'm in art school, I'm no hipster I just think they're really comfortable.
I never used to wear them until about a year ago or so. Before that it was just t-shirts and shirts.

>>6499730
>Joggers

>>6499721
first actually good post, haven't heard the boat shoes / khakis one yet, where did you pick that one up?
>>6499725
i think I can wear them just fine :( I don't smoke no, I've read plenty I think, I HAVE A LOT OF SEX!! OKAY!!!!

>>6499730
back to tower hamlets, ahmed

>>6499727
>what else do you wear?
Usually, a green, khaki or gray shirt, sometimes complemented by a brown coat. Feels good, man

>>6499735

you might be joking but I do sort of make that exact face internally when I see someone wearing joggers

>>6499729
>keeping receipts
you some sort of cheapskate?

>>6499739
so, a grey shirt, a brown coat, grey trousers, and black shoes? concerned

>>6499727
>>6499720
>>6499742
>>6499736

OP I'm meant to be doing work right now and I'm sitting here laughing at you

Please stop existing, I need to focus

>>6499741
Not joking. They're kinda silly.

r8 me and my gf's outfit /lit/

>>6499750
you fuckin your sister/10

>>6499736
I picked this up from a lifetime of being on boats. Sailing shoes are for sailing, perhaps for wearing with a pair of shorts or jeans. They can look nice if executed properly. Wearing them with your outfit is akin to wearing sunglasses indoors--it's not the place.

You're taking this in too real of a stride for you to actually be real. I wouldn't be surprised if you posted a picture of your friend or some other acquaintance off of Facebook so you could show them later.

>>6499750
Vladimir sirin?

>>6499686
>people like this post here

>>6499750
It's my permanent nightmare to end with hair like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyl0j3WU6Y

>>6499754
we must come from different cultures then, because i'd never wear shorts. and no, it's actually me, posted my face on here before. also i wear sunglasses practically everywhere because i'm super light sensitive :(
>>6499747
>anime
>laughing at other people

>>6499762
what do you mean by
>people like this
:3

>>6499781
he means nerdy virgin jew morons

>>6499745
You shouldn't be. It never fails. Why do you repeat "concerned" so much? Is it some sort of /fa/ meme?

>>6499785
antisemite

You look like an upper wearied cornball Jew. Get a tailor or some swagger, because the yuppie thing needs precision to work. Also fuck zionists, and your evangelical Christian baby daddies.

>>6499792
>>6499781
>>6499773
Ok OP this was all very funny but I seriously think you should stop this now

I honestly feel as if you should kill yourself.

>>6499572

I can't tell if your body is shit or if your fit just sucks. Either way, you look terrible.

>>6499594
> Malvolio
Coffee out my nose, motherfucker.

>>6499694
i know you're kidding but i wouldn't mind living like that actually

>>6499572

You should drop the whole well-fitted preppy look, unless you make $100,000+ a year. Otherwise, it's very inauthentic. And it's overly vain in either case.

jeans
graphic tees
flannels
tennis shoes
baseball cap

>>6499694
>aesthetic
I think you mean ascetic

>>6499861
hey friend :^ )
>>6499603

>>6499855
why is it vain? i have a ton of jackets and khakis so I dont really have to choose much, just throw something on

how do you learn to dress good OP

in this moment i am euphoric

>>6499572
>mfw

>>6499880
why are you dressed like a holocaust victim

>>6499896
why can't you afford thom browne

>>6499874

When you wear clothes like that, it's obvious that you're conscientious about your appearance; and that, to some degree, you take pride in dressing 'well.' And, of course, there's the issue of commodity fetishizing, allowing yourself to be influenced by advertising for men's clothing, etc.

>>6499880
looks more like a north korean party member than holocaust victim, but yeah. at least put on some socks, and just because its "tom brown" doesnt mean its good

>>6499907

Since it's basically the "GQ look," I'm assuming that you're affected by standards for men that are set by the media.

>>6499902
never heard of it

>>6499919
and that is why you are poor

next

>>6499907
>implying there's a way not to be influenced by advertising
and I do take pride - it's maybe even a sexual thing, the way I feel naked without collars ;o)

>>6499894
DELETE THIS
(Mayakovsky doesn't deserve this treatment) (I showed this to my Russian girlfriend and she flipped her shit that Mayakovsky is depicted as a bydlo).

>>6499922
dude, way to be judgmental

>>6499922
actually I'm not poor because I don't waste my money on shit

>>6499923
but I bet in your taste in music and literature you prefer the great classic stuff over the trendy stuff. so how come for clothes you follow the trends?

>>6499896
This makes me laugh a lot more than it should have

>>6499935
ok

>>6499574
/fa/ makes fun of younger males who try to dress in business/formal style instead of embracing their youth

>tfw teenage heartthrob :o)

>>6499963
So much is wrong with this picture
Two things:
>you're incredibly ugly
>uniqlo

>>6499574
fa here, thats a try hard fit, the ideal lit fit is a black turtleneck

>>6499963
looking gay as fuck, and not even attractive by an homo's standard

>>6499963
why is your nose so god damn big? have you considered surgery?

>>6499963
Good Gravy!

>>6499572
Awful shoes, awful trousers

How fast can we get this thread deleted

>>6499972
grindr says otherwise ;o)

>>6499963

>>6499963
>size small
>uniqlo

you're no bigger than a frail old japanese woman

>>6499963
kek please post more

>>6499620
What's up with that piece of bread?

>>6500002
Looks like a cool brah, tbf.

>year of our lord jesus christ 2k15
>"preppy"
>shiggy

>>6499620
Why is there a piece of bread in his shirt?

on a train to nowhere.. channelling that beat generation feeling:)

>>6499963
HAHAHAHAHAHA
this isn't literature but you're actually p fuckin ugly

>>6500019
post urself kiddo :( seemingly everyone on 4chan says im ugly

>>6499963
>>6499963

>>6499995
tfw no handsome hebraic bf

>>6500009
It's all relative, Seeing OP >>6499963 just reminded me of this guy for some reason.

>>6499572
looks bad man

>>6500024
dunno what blacked is

>>6499963
what's up with that faggy tattoo on your wrist
you literally reek of dick

>>6499593
Also one button is homo-buttplay-jock tier, and looks like absolute shit. Not buttoning the bottom button is a shitty fashion statement made by a literal cow.

>>6500019
>seemingly everyone on 4chan says im ugly
Hmmmmm, I wonder.... Site wide conspiracy or accurate survey?

the self is supposed to be horrifying OP. you're not supposed to parade around and strut wealth and vanity with the way you dress, that's pathetic. you wear your insecurity.

>>6500038
you just showed to all your absolute ignorance of all things fashion. thank you, you may go now :o)
>>6500034
oh no just the girl i dated at that point was like an artist and she always used to draw stuff on my skin, pretty fun ;D
>>6500039
dont think its tru tbh

>>6499963
>you dress like shit
>you think you're attractive but you're not
>jewish
>short
>doesn't read

you belong on /soc/

>>6500047
i'm 6'
I read
I dress well
I am attractive
I am a proud semite

>>6499686
>dat fringe part

how come this post flies on /lit/ but mine >>9805238 doesn't fly on /fa/

>>6500046
>"like an artist"
>dating liberal arts scum

i'm out
this guy is a fucking joke

>>6500057
um
ok let me try this
>>>/fa/9805238

>>6500051
okay faggot here you go
1. you're wearing a shitty wrist fedora
2. god awful pink vneck
3. Shit belt
4. cuffed jeans and pleb shoes
5. hair straight from 2013

Im not going to waste my time on your looks because you obviously think you're good looking, but you're not /fa/ you don't dress well, and you don't look good. You look gay.

>>6500046
"Some jackets had five or more buttons, and you could fasten them in any combination you pleased. That all changed when England’s King Edward VII—then the Prince of Wales—started growing a belly in the late 19th century....Edward grew so quickly that he couldn’t fasten his waistcoat’s bottom button. Deciding that he liked the look, he kept it unbuttoned."

Suck a dig teenie weenie meanie. Also, god-tier /lit/ college fashion inbound.

>>6500057
i'm friends with admins ;o)

>>6500071
people also used to not live in houses at some point u know

>>6499963
you look fine
you probably know this
not taking any risks but why should u
keep trucking

>>6499572
Why are you trying to be different? Is that your main reason for reading too? Do you need external validation, motivation and stimulation? Why do you care what lit thinks of your clothing? Do you expect a circlejerk of likes as on facecuck? Why should you propose a dress code? Is that very important to you how people look? or how you look? Does it matter how the author of a book which you just read dressed irl?

If you are not ironic, buy a fedora, it will increase your uniqueness level by 4,2 points.

>>6500074
oh god this is not real this has to be bait

>>6499572
>>>/fa/9805318

>>6500074
classic nepotism

should've guessed

>>6500081
i'm cool thx :) u2
>>6500085
no not really, i'm reading simmel right now though, that's like advanced sociology but totally like basics still, so i think this is more like an experiment