[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]

2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/lit/ - Literature

File: 12 KB, 414x353, joyce.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

6496981

Anonymous Tue May 5 00:45:53 2015 No.6496981 [Reply] [Original]

>ten page paper on Ezra Pound's "In a Station of the Metro" due in six hours
>haven't started

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:48:02 2015 No.6496986 iktfb >have to calculate the fourth differential of sin(x) by June >still haven't found my calculator

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:48:29 2015 No.6496987 >have to hold a presentation in front of the whole school today >have to leave in 2 minutes >lying naked in a pool of my own urine and vomit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:48:31 2015 No.6496988 >150 word essay due wednesday >havent started >shit

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:49:10 2015 No.6496990 >>6496981 >arts degree or whatever shit you're doing >1% penalty a day or some bullshit Poor you

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:49:37 2015 No.6496992 File: 62 KB, 500x375, mfw_a_non-STEM_is_near_me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6496981 >seriously "studying" Ezra Pound

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:49:47 2015 No.6496993 >>6496990 >mfw it's a final paper and prof won't accept it past due date

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:52:57 2015 No.6497000 >40 word paper on the subtleties of Infinite Jest due in 43 seconds. >Suspended from the ceiling fan by my dick, surrounded by dead hookers and cocaine residue. Anyone else know this feel?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:53:27 2015 No.6497001 >>6496993 I think you're well past your due date

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:55:19 2015 No.6497003 File: 47 KB, 369x500, pound_large[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6496992 >not studying the Heraclitus of American poetry

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:56:37 2015 No.6497007 >fifteen-page essay on the rise and fall of Impressionism as a cultural force due in ten minutes >haven't started >gonna have to hand in my John Green fanfiction instead

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:57:43 2015 No.6497012 File: 48 KB, 535x577, 23617231965341.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6496981 >10 word sentence due in 3 weeks >Haven't even started

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:58:09 2015 No.6497013 File: 55 KB, 192x279, panic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >one hundred page manifesto due before my suicide killing spree tomorrow >haven't started

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:58:39 2015 No.6497015 >>6497000 >take picture of self >create 43-character hash of resultant JPEG data >pull spaghetti from vagina and throw at lecturer when handing in Thank me later.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 00:58:39 2015 No.6497016 >>6497007 >>6497013 >>6497000 top funny

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:07:42 2015 No.6497037 SALE BABY WORN FOR NEVER SHOES

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:09:59 2015 No.6497043 >>6497037 SALE BABY NEVER WORN FOR SHOES

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:10:33 2015 No.6497047 File: 36 KB, 200x264, tang-dufu[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >four line verse on viewing the moon on a spring night due in 6 shi >can't find my best ink brush

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:13:58 2015 No.6497053 >browsing /lit/ >waiting for responses or updates in six threads HOW DO I POST FASTER THAN AN ENTIRE BOARD?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 01:14:45 2015 No.6497054 >>6497053 iktf

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:30:25 2015 No.6498928 >426 second vlog due tomorrow on the modernist elements of peewdiepie >trippingg acid in a hut made of dried mud and leaves in New York City with a bunch of Cambodian radio repair forum goers

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:37:14 2015 No.6498976 >>6497047 Get drunk and follow the dao. It'll turn out great.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 14:46:34 2015 No.6499030 >>6496981 You're going to be grasping at straw and using a lot of theory to get 10 pages on that poem.