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hey /lit/

wondering if anyone has any interesting bar stories? for something im writing.

preferably violent (lol)

also hoping this is the right place to post this.

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>>6490334
>hoping this is the right place to post this.

It's not, but honestly I think reddit is. They're much more interested in gaining popularity (due to the point system) so they'd probably tell better stories. Maybe there's an r/ bar stories or you could do the askreddit thing.

lol And don't say it's for your writing, you little weasel.

>> No.6490380

>>6490352
It really is the best place for stuff like this. The Up/Down vote system is extremely shallow but works wonders for one-dimensionally "GOOD/BAD" content.

>> No.6490402

>>6490352
except all the shitty made up stories they vote to the top read like Tarantino fan fiction.

OP redditors have no aversion to lying for internet points but they are remarkably bad at writing anything that sounds like it could happen.

>> No.6490588

>>6490402
>read like Tarantino fan fiction.
I think that's what op wants.

>> No.6490741

>>6490334
it's not violent but it happened to me a couple of days ago. I was drinking with my mate abdul in a pub next door to the casino and in comes this guy yelling clutching stacks of money. he just won about 10 grand, bought the entire bar a drink and asked if I had a car. I said yes, he said I'll give you some cash to drive me home, I don't really want to walk thru the town with all this money in my pockets. so I said okay, we left and I started driving, following his directions. I was drunk as shit so driving nice and sensibly so we didn't get pulled over. he said I just gotta make a stop first, so we pulled up and he shot into some flat and came back out with a fucking gigantic case full of weed. we proceeded to make several stops while he dropped off weed to people. meanwhile I'm thinking fuck this, I didn't agree to this shit, but he had a knife in his pocket so I didn't wanna start an argument. eventually we got back to his, he started walking away; I said have you got some money for us or what? he said, I'll only give you cash if you drive me around later so I can make a few drops. abdul is cracking up in the back seat thinking how the fuck did we get into this. I said fine, and took his number, drove back to the casino. we ended up winning £500 between us, so we drove to guy's house just to shout fuck you out the window and sped away straight to the strip club. I think he knows who I am so I'll probably get fucked up or worse one day soon, but there it is. that's my bar story