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/lit/ related cringe material

>> No.6470584

>>6470577
i dont see the problem, that is the BEE that i love.

>> No.6470587

>>6470577
i don't think i can top this

>> No.6470589

Breaking Bad was pretty awful.

The Wire and Sopranos make it look amatuer

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>> No.6470594

>>6470593
holy shit what a fucking dead head

>> No.6470599

>>6470577

>x is the most overrated y in the history of y's

Only a faget would use such phrases.

>> No.6470623

He's correct though.

>> No.6470642

>>6470623
Yeah, but that's not the cringe part.

>> No.6471208

>>6470599
>only sith deal in absolutes

>> No.6471247 [DELETED] 
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6471247

Is the first sentence of your story too off-putting, /lit/?

>> No.6471252

>>6471247
Oh wait this isn't where I'm supposed to be bye

>> No.6471271

Andrea Coates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L2Ye0jFweY

>> No.6471303

>>6471271
I hate her, but she has some art nudes that I hate myself more for getting a massive hardon over.

>> No.6471333

>>6471271
>>6471303
Never heard of her.
>One of the most outspoken and passionate figures in the Alt Lit scene
Intrigued.

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>>6471303
She's probably the second hottest alt lit girl

>> No.6471339

interesting how as Breaking Bad got more popular it went from almost universally liked to more often than not disliked. Not even just the last season, the first ones have become bad as well.

very strange and surprising

>> No.6471344

>>6471339
It's not at all surprising. This is the universal pattern of how all cultural things work on the Internet and in the Internet era. It's exactly what you should expect.

>> No.6471351

>>6471344
whoosh

>> No.6471354

>>6471351
kk

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>>6471271
What did she smoke?

I want some of that.

>pic: andrea artistic nude

>> No.6471377

>>6471339
Funny, it's almost like the internet is made up of contrarian assholes who refuse to like what's popular. Who woulda thunkit.
>>6471363
Everything about that photo's disgusting other than her kneesocks. I want those fucking kneesocks.

>> No.6471384

>>6471377
see
>>6471351

>> No.6471392

>>6471377
>Funny, it's almost like the internet is made up of contrarian assholes who refuse to like what's popular.

More like when something isn't popular, the only people who pay it any heed are the people interested in it. Once something becomes a common topic of conversation, people who don't like it will encounter it regularly and start voicing negative opinions.

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>>6471363
>tfw no crazy alt lit gf

>> No.6471397

>>6471363
Ew

>> No.6471398

>>6471208
Sith spotted

>> No.6471399

>>6471351
>whoosh
gb2>>>/r/eddit
fag

>> No.6471403

>>6471363

Beta cucks actually lust after this horrible skinnyfat body.

top kek brah

>> No.6471419

>>6471399
see your first point, friend
>>6471377

>> No.6471424

>>6471419
Reddit is shit regardless of popularity, the fact that it's popular and is community-centric just means it attracts more idiots like you.

>> No.6471426

>>6471424
see your first point, friend
>>6471377

>> No.6471428

>>6471403
>horrible skinnyfat body.
That's pretty much how the average woman is.

>> No.6471434

>>6471339

As someone who watched it from the end of season two to the finale here on 4chan with /tv/ I can remember it being well liked here then all of a sudden it got super popular suddenly around the wait for the last season. Either everyone hopping on the bandwagon or Netflix being clever with their marketing schemes. It's an alright show but becomes really repetitive and feels a lot like a poor man's Sopranos.

>> No.6471440

>>6471434
fair enough not liking it but it's not that much like Sopranos

>> No.6471446

>>6471426
see >>6471424
Reddit is a community so its quality is determined by the type of and amount of people who frequent it, get fucked.

>> No.6471453

>>6471446
see your first point, friend. And actually think if possible.
>>6471377

>> No.6471457

>>6471397
Looks pretty hawt to me.
I'm cringing like mad, though.

>> No.6471464

>>6471453
It is possible, retard, what you describe only applies to something independent of the amount of people who know, something static, not dynamic.
Before you start going on about how the small subreddits are good the shit meme you just used would get you downvoted to hell there, the only places where people would upvote you for that shit are the shit places like /r/funny

>> No.6471467

>>6471457
She's a slovenly butterface with roast beef between her legs. She is not hawt.

>> No.6471474
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>>6471271
We need a thread just for weird, alternative shit made by 20-somethings like that

I found this video a while ago and made two threads about it elsewhere. It's fantastic because it gets so repetitively annoying at one point that you just stop caring.

youtube.com/watch?v=9HAEqvP_Cgw

>> No.6471475

>>6470577
Based Bret. Plebs coming to internet and hating him makes me love him even more.

>> No.6471477

>>6470584
>BEE that I love

I just cringed, nice job anon

>> No.6471480

>>6471467
You're a virgin, aren't you?

>> No.6471486

>>6471271
>>6471363
>>6471394
Disgusting

>> No.6471495

>>6471480
Andrea, is that you?

>> No.6471507

>>6471474
>you can't escape your trauma so you make it pleasure

she gets me

>> No.6471518

>>6471474
the one in the middle and the one on the right look like men.

>> No.6471521

>>6471518
Virgin detected

>> No.6471526

>>6471474
too fuckng spooky for me

i can't handle their strange behavior

>> No.6471621

>>6471464
Whoosh to the point, friend

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>> No.6471642

>>6471636
He's right though.

>> No.6471645
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IS THIS THE GOODREADS THREAD I HEARD SO MUCH ABOUT?

>> No.6471654

>>6471271
>Canada

>> No.6471668
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6471668

>le ad hominem tumblr landwhale

>> No.6471673

>>6471636
>review by an american
I bet he clapped when he finished writing it.

I bet >>6471642 clapped too.

>> No.6471700

>>6471271

so it is true, it really caused brain damage

http://dev.hairhookups.com/20786_Endless_Orgasm_Causes_Brain_Damage.html

>> No.6471702

>>6470589
Nah. The Wire's 5th season ruined it but BB finished strong.

>> No.6471704

>>6471673
*tips respectfully*

>> No.6471708

>>6471704
>>>/v/

>> No.6471709

the breakfast kid is so ugly hot it's not even funny. the disability makes it even worse

>> No.6471719

>>6471645
What book?

>> No.6471726

>Google Andreas Coates Nudes

Some pics of her sucking dick, what the fuck?

>> No.6471727

what a degenerate faggot
remind me again why one should even consider reading modern literature instead of simply rereading the bible or the classics?

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>>6471704

>> No.6471729

>>6471271
Is this just girl Tao Lin?

>> No.6471753

>>6471621
Except that I wasn't the original anon, fag.

>> No.6471755

>>6471753
Neither was I, friend #thinkaboutit

>> No.6471756

>>6471755
Here's your reply.

>> No.6471761

>>6471428

The average woman is overweight and unattractive, as is the average man.

>> No.6471763

>>6471756
Here's yours. :^)

>> No.6471775

>>6471700
this is an efuckt link

>> No.6471780

>>6471763
Here's another one

>> No.6471781

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AcKZvNgoEE

>> No.6471785

>>6470577

It's sad to witness the depths of edginess BEE is forced to resort to in his desperate attempt to stay relevant. It won't work, though.

>I AM REFERENCING A HIGHLY FAMOUS TV SHOW! AM I COOL YET? GUYS?

>> No.6471786

>>6471645
Wat

He starts the critique by insulting the book and its readers then ends it with a binary question that compliments said book

>> No.6471793

Anyone has that video of a girl making a curse on Tao Lin?

>> No.6471802

>>6471781
Is it rude to say I'm worried about that kid

>> No.6471807

>>6471793
This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXYiKRQcEzM

>> No.6471818

>>6471781
The worst part is that she's just a really untalented Iva Bittova.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEZg3TX1k_g&index=3&list=PL29B269CB51BD182E
You can make crazy shit and still learn how to do it right.

>> No.6471821

>>6471526
they are into odd religions/cults: discordianism, maybe, mainly "chaos magick"

it's not that weird, it's shocking because they do it poorly

>> No.6471825

>>6471807
Beautiful, thanks anon.

>> No.6471841

>>6471807
this is a joke right?

>> No.6471843

andreacoates at blogspot >>>>>>>>>> Kolsti
Both as potential art and as funny train-wreck.

>> No.6471851

>>6471397
What was it?
They baleeted it.

>> No.6471855
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>>6471398
>RAAAARRRGHGHAALALRHRGGHH!!!

>> No.6471857

>>6471851
Andrea neewdz

>> No.6471862

As always, /lit/ can just make shittier versions of better threads.
>>/lit/thread/S4223030

>> No.6471863

>>6471862
That was two years ago? Fucking hell.

>> No.6471865

>from the perspective of someone that has been taught in classical literature
She sounds much more grounded when stoned and complaining, why does she make pseudo crazy subpar shit?

>> No.6471878

>>6471419
>>6471426
>>6471453
>>6471621
Hey!
Don't make jokes like this!
The possibility that a person can be this way weirds me out!

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>>6471673

>> No.6471894

>>6471807
>>6471865

>Tao Lin is presenting his own life instead of doing the process of understanding it and creating from it, he leaves that natural process to the reader without a critical construction.
>And he maintains a distant attitude because he can't see the content that people see in his work, even if it is there. He is exposed to the meaning in his life but he isn't aware of what it is or how it is presented.

S-she actually makes good arguments. It would be nice if she wrote that down, thought about it a bit more, and presented it in a way that doesn't include random capitalization in the middle of her words.

>> No.6471895

>>6471726
Who doesn't like to suck a dick now and then?

>> No.6471898
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>>6471895
>you will never be a woman and suck cock
>you will never be a woman and have someone stick their finger in your cunt
>you will never be a woman and be fucked hard

>> No.6471901

>>6471895
I would actually mistrust of a writer that wouldn't suck a cock.

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6471907

>>6471898
you don't need to be so mean, anon. it's too early to be this down.

>> No.6471916

>>6471898
I don't understand the appeal of getting fucked even for women.
Looks painful and I don't get this enjoyment of having your power taken away/control taken away.
feels like guys really are the winners in the whole thing

>> No.6471920

>>6471392
damn that actually makes a lot of sense

i noticed that happens when my memes get too viral, they start to get lots of backlash.

>> No.6471923

>>6471807
Ha! What these poor hippies don't realize is that Tao Lin, behind that autism facade, is well versed in magic and rituals. He's well versed in shamanic practices, "magick" and is a high-rank freemason. Think about it.

That shit is smalltime for him.

>> No.6471925

>>6471916
>having your power taken away/control taken away.
That turns me on.
>you will never be a qt submissive gf
;_;

>> No.6471930

>>6471925

PLS stop ;_;

>> No.6471932

>>6471925
Will I'm with you on that
>>6471916
You can be a woman and dominant, some men like that and others eventually learn to.

>> No.6471935

>>6471916

>I don't get this enjoyment of having your power taken away/control taken away.

My ex was very much in control. She preferred to ride and gave the distinct impression that she was fucking me and not the other way around.

I liked it.

>> No.6471940

>>6471925
Can you explain why it's a turn on?
No one seems to like it in normal life. Being restricted/told what to do. I don't get what there is to get off on.

>>6471932

I know, i just mean the usual relationship dynamic

>> No.6471941

>>6471339
>>6471344

As something becomes more popular, more people are exposed to it. There derives a more varied and nuanced perception of it, as voiced by the public.

I can't even begin to imagine why this is so difficult for loudmouths on /lit/ to fathom. Daily, you have some tinkertwat whining that public opinion about something used to be favorable till it got popular. Right, because those who liked it championed it till those who ended up not liking it actually read/saw it.

It's not that public opinion changed, it's that there are more opinions from more of the public.

>> No.6471942

>>6471916
no, being a guy is shit. you have to do all the hard work, sex isn't even enjoyable because you're exhausted like you ran a mile, you have to worry about being hard all the time, not cumming too soon, and having to maintain dominance.

women can just lie back and enjoy. being submissive and a slave is inherently freeing, didnt you read hegels? ;)

>> No.6471948

>>6471818
>The worst part is that she's just a really untalented Iva Bittova.
I think they are completely unrelated; that person Coates doesn't really "do" anything.

Moreover, do you know Diamanda Galas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Th1hLNoOjn4

>> No.6471949

>>6471940
it makes orgasms and pleasure more intense because you momentarily lose your ego. most gf's i had don't even care about cumming, they get more pleasure being submissive and making me pleased. if i dont cum, they get all bitchy.

>> No.6471957

>>6471942
>sex isn't even enjoyable because you're exhausted like you ran a mile

It's easier when she consents.

>> No.6471958

>>6471940
>No one seems to like it in normal life.
It's extremely shameful to recognize it, but most people love when someone else takes control in front of them. Whether it is someone you can trust, or someone who seems to know what he's doing, or someone that's really good at something. You love seeing them take over and tell you what to do. It's basically 70% of what being President is about.

>> No.6471959

>>6471940
>Can you explain why it's a turn on?
Knowing that you're nothing but a fucktoy.
>you will never be a woman and just be a total slut
>>>/d/tg

>> No.6471963

>>6471942
>bad because it requires effort

Studies suggest that a lot of what governs happiness is feelings over control over one's life and actions. It seems natural that male sex drive follows from this.

As for submission I just don't get it. it may be easier but girls like to ride (make effort) if they are confident sexually.

Basically. Putting part of your self in a nice warm place and when you do, your size causes a woman to buckle and moan (if done well). I get why that would be fun

Having a dick crammed into you and have your hair pulled and ass spanked...

I just don't get it

>> No.6471965

>>6471916
>feels like guys really are the winners in the whole thing
Well said. This is the theme song for this post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMhFyWEMlD4

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>>6471948
Never heard of it, I just knew Iva because I used to play violin and my teacher was into some weird shit. I'm liking whatever it is you linked because, well, I'm into weird shit too.

>> No.6471973

>>55846506

>> No.6471976

>>6471971

>look away blush

direct from your nightmares

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>>6471976
I like autism on film. For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBOzOVLxbCE

>> No.6471987

>>6471923
>>>/x/

>> No.6471997

>>6471719
Lot 49

>> No.6472002

>>6471446
>its quality is determined by the type of and amount of people who frequent it
He's calling all these people idiots so this is either a non sequitur or proof that he's right & all Redditors are idiots

>> No.6472010

>>6471898
There's surgery for that.

>> No.6472021

>>6470577
How is this /lit/ related.

Also, that's a joke.

>> No.6472032

I though you came to CRINGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-9LGQnSjFw

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>>6471474
O, man. O Wowie! O Wow. Holy Canolli!
Before I watched that nine minute video of three young women lecturing the entirety of men I had believed art-girls were dingdongs or something, but "boy" O "Boy" was I wrong!

>> No.6472055

>>6471781
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH
We can see her poobies in that video

I wonder what kind of mother she is

>> No.6472064

This whole thread, Christ.
>>6471807
I want to dick her.
Looks like a Portlandia sketch.

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>>6470593

Confirmed for retard.

>> No.6472076

>>6471963
Its being used. They get pleasure from being used as a sex object. Its really nothing beyond that. It feels good to have sex, it feels good to make others feel good

my gf wants me to kill her, beat her, shoot her and use her and wishes I had friends i'd let use her and stuff like 4 cocks in her ass at once.

I wasn't very surprised when she told me she was a feminist. Its always weird but it can't just be coincidence that girls who are against misogyny and rape have fantasies about it.

>> No.6472098

>>6472076
I understand this. This is just describing submission. I know quite well what submissive girls like and how extreme it can be, I just don't get why it would be enjoyable.

Again, being used just on the face of it doesn't sound appealing in any sort of normal way which would make sense for humans to want to desire. Feeling powerful does make sense in that sense

>> No.6472105

>>6471963
have you ever had sex? unless you're doing that shit everyday, have a huge dong, or you can do 1,000 crunches it's too exhausting. vaginas are too cavernous, you can be fucking her as hard and as fast as you can and she will only scream "harder" and "faster".

>>6471957
kek

>> No.6472130

>>6470577
breaking bad is trash though

>>6470593
what

>> No.6472162

>>6471963
>>6472076
>>6472098
Is this some sort of new meta-cringe? Where the thread itself becomes cringe?

>> No.6472174

>>6472162
No it's just you being uncomfortable with your sexuality

>> No.6472176

>>6471916
I think I understand it in principle. There is a kind of rapturous pleasure in giving up and accepting defeat.

>> No.6472177

>>6471963
My ex would claim to be a sex goddess but would refuse to ride because that's the man's job.

Stupid superiority complex simply because she would squirt (fucking pee) all over my bedsheets.

>> No.6472178

>>6472162
It does not appear to be deliberate, but really this entire through deserves a place on /r/cringe

>> No.6472179

>>6472130
It's nto that he doesn't like Breaking Bad, it's that he's attempting to be funny by saying something shocking, but it's just really lame

>> No.6472186

This thread itself is now the cringe material

>> No.6472191

>>6472105
>you can be fucking her as hard and as fast as you can and she will only scream "harder" and "faster".

Lay off the porn buddy, it's not all about jackrabbit style fucking

>> No.6472202

>>6470593
Joyce Carol Oates has been rambling about dumb shit on Twitter for years, she's fucking great trollworthy lolcow material

try it!

>> No.6472228

>>6471987
You think I'm talking out of my ass? I was browsing through the videos of that channel they posted earlier:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEx4i_1YS9Y
>rite of discordia

They have a vague sense of the magick practices but they're so disorderly... they don't realize they must have some subtlety and (more important) some hygiene: to ensure health for themselves and others.

When you're "in touch with nature" you intuitively know what is good for you, you have a natural sense of hygiene and organization. Because nature always find a way to organize around the circumstances, to keep on living.

These hippies, they are not "in touch with nature", they got it all wrong, they're upside down. And this doesn't mean they're "evil", it means they're just victims. I've tried to warn them so many times... They're enslaved by Madness, their wills are aligned towards self-annihilation.

What is going to happen to them? Succumb to "entropy", Chaos, whatever; they will keep on being erratic until they become dust. Dead. Is that worth it? No.

>> No.6472302

>>6472010
It's nowhere near the same.

>> No.6472313

>>6472098
>being used just on the face of it doesn't sound appealing in any sort of normal way which would make sense for humans to want to desire.
Yes it does, though only as a woman.
I can't imagine being submissive and just being a sex object as a man, though I would kill to be a submissive fucktoy female.

>> No.6472322

>>6472191
Virgin detected

>> No.6472476

>>6471916
Being able to have continuous multiple orgasms doesn't count as losing, at all

>> No.6472510

>>6472476
My point isn't that's it's not enjoyable but that I dont get how pleasure comes from it. Looks more like pain. like being continually prodded viciously in the belly button. Sounds awful

>> No.6472529

>>6471668
Even many respectable jewish reviewers say we have to get past Céline's racism/antisemitism to read him. For example, George Steiner says we should read Journey to the End of the Night because its an amazing novel, but not his incendiary anti-jewish pamphlets.

>> No.6472530

>>6471440
Not that much at all, especially how the endings work out (and don't fucking say the Sopranos' ending was bad. Rewatch the series /rant)

>> No.6472541

>>6472530
fag

>> No.6472574

>>6470593
This is a troll.

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>> No.6472606

>>6470577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0x_5x_ZC5I

>> No.6472619

>>6472574
>this is a troll
That post of yours doesn't mean anything, campeón.

You can say "that tweet is a forgery" or "fake", but "a troll" is too general, it makes no sense. Also, idiots generally use that word to refer to people that doesn't agree with them.

>> No.6472638

>>6471642
>obligatory capitalist apologist comment

>> No.6472652

>>6471338
who's the hottest?

>> No.6472668

>>6472593
Heheheh. Oh wow.

>> No.6472671

>>6472049
>I had believed art-girls were dingdongs or something, but "boy" O "Boy" was I wrong!

The problem with getting impressions like that about an entire group is that if you talk to art-girls they probably hate people like these as well. For us it's something we can hate from a distance, for them is something actually hurting the respect people have for their profession.

>> No.6472679

>>6472652
Moon Temple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGRb3hIwDVo

>> No.6472692

>>6471271

Haha, silly bitch.

>> No.6472696

>>6471271
I would hate fuck her for the rest of my life.

>> No.6472697

>>6472619
You're an idiot

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6472699

>>6471474
btw I gotta give it to the chubby girl for at least going all the way in their little protest against whatever. She has hairy legs, is out of shape and has some mustache going on.

The others are regular cute girls with some hair in their armspits who think they're radicals. Plus they know they're women and attractive so they can afford doing silly nonsense like that

>> No.6472710

>>6472671
I was just making a silly post
the one art-girl friend I have eclipses all the other dipshits's shenanigans

>> No.6472746

>>6470593
but she's right

>> No.6472757

>>6471271
Sounds like Kim Gordon singing in a Sonic Youth song

>> No.6473064

>>6472619
>campeón
veni que te beso todo, lindo

>> No.6473119

>>6472679
HOW IS THAT LITERATURE?

>> No.6473124

>>6471702
lmao. Breaking Bad season 5 was pure edgy fedora shit

>> No.6473133

>>6473119
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o96P1IhLuiY
better?

>> No.6473145

>>6473133
Published on May 8, 2013

my life is a moonbow

and yeah, i still miss you
but i don't want to see you

i blocked you on gmail chat

i try to think of things to say about you
could blame you easy for my romanticism of psychedelic drugs
but that came before you, i know
could blame you easy for my crippling social anxiety
but that came before you
i know

and yeah, i still miss you
i remember the time you drove to my apartment at midnight
and told me to come outside and get in the car
it took me several minutes to think to ask where we were going
you laughed and said, "i was waiting for you to ask that"

later, drunk on 40s you restrained my hands jokingly
and said "don't be so impulsive"
i thought, "this person is my friend now"
i swear to god i charmed you and i'm sorry

my life is a laser emotion

you've seen me break down more times than anyone, i think
or, i don't know
was i breaking down or just fifteen years old
it is hard to be self aware about a time you were not self aware

and yeah, i still miss you,
you, first person who said they felt i 'played' them, unironically
i did, i 'played' you, i 'play' people
i am fickle
my affections are fleeting
i didn't charm you enough to want me later
good for you
college in oregon seems nice
glad you made it out of here alive
my life
is THE BEST
my life is THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

and yeah, i still miss you
but i don't want to see you

and i will have to see you
sometimes and we will say hi
maybe hug or high five
and smile and say "how are you doing"
"good fine it's been a while"
"yeah its been a while hope you are well"
"yeah things are good" and we will be nice
you will be nice and i will be nice
and flat
i will be flat and distant you are a far away human and will not restrain my arms jokingly
and i will not think "this person is my friend"

and yeah, i still miss you
last time we talked you were the same person you were in 2009
and on the opposite side of the country, thank god


my life
is a teen girl fantasy

>> No.6473189

>>6473133
>>6473145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WoRFPMvGsc

>> No.6473194

>>6473133
>she will never be my gf

time to do the dfw dance from the nearest light fitting

>> No.6473211

>>6471940
>No one seems to like it in normal life
Sexuality and its expression is inherently transgressive and shouldn't be judged from the context of 'normal' life under the eye of the superego

>> No.6473233

The second half of this thread isn't satire..../lit/ards are actually this fucking beta and cringy.

And you wonder why you sit inside all day memeing dankly and reading shit books written by old tired rich men with nothing to say.

>> No.6473253

>>6473233
>you sit inside all day memeing dankly and reading shit books written by old tired rich men with nothing to say

Is there a finer way to live anon?

>> No.6473269

>>6471271
I would make her squeal, piggy, squeal

>> No.6473270

>>6473253
That's not living...

>> No.6473283

>>6473253
yes; adding "ravenously but also sometimes tenderly fuck your /lit/ qt gf" to the itinerary

>> No.6473296

>>6473233
theres literally nothing wrong with memes.

>> No.6473310

>>6473189
>>6473145
>>6473133
>>6473119
>>6472679
>>6472652
>>6471338

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqGKhqdUINI


She's actually...pretty fucking hot in this video.

Look at those legs.

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>>6471271
>british columbia

oh boy

>> No.6473359

>>6473233
>I'm mad because the majority of good authors are a different color than me or have bepis no vagoo
Are you trying to invalidate something here, or are you bitching? Think hard.

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>> No.6473423

>>6471942

Man, this.

Well, I don't actually think that sex as a man is unenjoyable. I think all that effort is part of the fun. But you've done a good job highlighting how our society tends to overestimate the difficulties men face and way exaggerate those that women face--this goes way beyond feminism btw, it's deeply ingrained even in traditional culture.

>> No.6473454

>>6470593
Quit hogging the dial-up, grandma

>> No.6473496

>>6473233
>old tired rich men with nothing to say.
Fuck off, retard.
>>6473270
Good, life is for plebs.

>> No.6473568

>>6472593
wow, just... well.

>> No.6473579

>>6470577
He's actually based and 100% correct about the show being overrated.

>> No.6473629

>>6471271
y'know if you chop that up and put it over some Deerhoof-like instrumental, it might actually be good. Maybe.

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>>6470577

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>>6473270
Just coming into this, but who are you to say how another man should live? Only hunger should dictate such things.

>> No.6473778

>>6473496
>trying this hard

fff..f.f.ffffuck of..ff.offf.

llllliv...vvvi..liviinn...living is ff..f.f.f.for ...ppppll....l....pleebs.....pleeeebs!!

>> No.6473792

>all this talk about the difficulty of sex as a man
>not just being a male sub or going at your own pace as a dom and if she doesn't like it she can fuck off
The same girl who'd leave you for not being a porn actor is the same girl who'd do literally insane things to try to be with you if you were more selfish.

>> No.6473820

>>6473698
just realized that chomsky flanders is in a thought bubble in this pic and not on the mountain

>> No.6474022

>>6473778
Butthurt pleb detected

>> No.6475065

>>6473145
This isn't bad.

>>6473189
Being swept away by ideas...I can identify with that. Also the need to edit more!

>> No.6476843

>>6472699
Yeah bro she's hella uggo. I don't know how she leaves her loft everyday w/o wearing a brown paper bag or something.

>> No.6477040

>>6470577
more or less transgressive semen to be slurped up by plebians who feel powerless in their current dead-end ruts.
everyone who really loves this show is fucking pathetic in real life.

>> No.6477147

>>6473792
... what?

>> No.6477148

>>6477147
essentially, girls like narcissists. which is true aslong as it's a certain style

>> No.6477149

>>6477147
Just ignore the virgin, he has no idea what he's talking about.

>> No.6477163

>>6477149
Nah, he's right. What you can do to her emotionally matters far more than technique as long as you are not absolutely hopeless in the quest to satiate a girl

>> No.6477166

>>6477163
Virgin detected

>> No.6477168

>>6471702
Breaking bad did many things well, ending was not one of them.

>> No.6477170

>>6477166
Actually read about sex and it might scare you less

>> No.6477184

>>6477040
>everyone who really loves this show is fucking pathetic in real life.
Heh, this is true. I know many fedora-wearing betas who loved the show and some of them even shaved their heads in order to gain some alpha traits via mimicry of fictional alpha characters.

>> No.6477315

>>6477170
I'm not a virgin like you so fuck off.

>> No.6477326

>>6477315
You sound secure

>> No.6477327

>>6477326
Here's your reply

>> No.6477336

>>6473283
Unnecessary semicolon.

>> No.6477342

>>6477327
Here's yours :^)

>> No.6477344

>>6473233
I agree with everything you said, excluding your cruelty towards dank memes.

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>>6477342
>>6477327
Oh look, two virgin faggots.

>> No.6477408

>>6471645

>reading for the plot

>> No.6477456

>>6473374
A literary masterpiece of the highest order.

>> No.6477475

>>6470577
But that's the one thing to love about BEE, he can say what we're all thinking to bring the party to an awkward close and send everyone else home dissatisfied while he casually goes to bang a twink like the gay man on speed he is. He is living life and we can hate him for it.

>> No.6477495

>>6470577
Fuck I love Bret Easton Ellis

>> No.6477521

>>6477342
reply
>>6477362
Stop projecting, I can literally get someone up on a bootycall whenever I want.

>> No.6477570

>>6471271
I watched that whole video and not once did she try to cut off her nipples or shave off her labia.
weak

>> No.6477579

>>6477521
Then why arent you doing that instead of posting on /lit/?

>> No.6477581

>>6477579
Shitposting gets me a better high and I'm on empty atm

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6477933

>>6473374
>"Son, when you think about it, weren't we all naked on the floor with a crack head in one way or another at some point in our lives?"

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>>6470593

>> No.6478054
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6478054

Who are the best female writers of all time?

>> No.6478064

>>6478054
Georgia Foxx is a personal favorite.

>> No.6478308

>>6470577
bret easton ellis is like that dude in your class who reads bukowski and really wants you to know that he reads bukowski
>>6470593
nope lost