/lit/ - Literature

Crispin Glover
Harmony Korine
David Lynch
Toni Morrison
Jennifer Aniston

Max Stirner, Karl Marx, Robert Nozick, Martin Luther and the prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him).

>>6459307
Natalia Gastiain Tena
Björk Guðmundsdóttir
Ellen Page
Felicia “Fo” Porter
Elizabeth Marx

Francis Crick
Frank Sinatra
Steven Pinker
Henry Flynt
Christopher Langan

>>6459345
>christopher langan

Zizek
Hegel
Kant
Kissinger
Francis I

>>6459307
Thomas Müntzer, Ludwig Feuerbach, Simone Weil, Theodor Adorno, and ol' Ziz,

Desert island?

Simone de Beauvoir
Hanna Arendt
Iris Murdoch
Harriet Taylor-Mill
Me

why would you want to discuss the world if you are on an island away from it?

>>6459382
Made me kek irl.

Saul Kripke
John Searle
David Chalmers
Hilary Putnam
Jerry Fodor

Me, Myself, I, My Person, and Moi.

>>6460101
So you'd still be a worthless NEET?

piero scaruffi

we wouldn't need four others

>>6459307
>live on a desert island to discuss the current problems of the world

>>6459307
Gregory Nagy
Luc Fraisse
Roberto Calasso
Pope Francis
Dalai Lama

contenders:
John Julius Norwich
Umberto Eco
Patrick Leigh Fermor (who would be on the list if he hadn't died a few years back)

4 hot chicks and zizek B)

>>6459317
crispin kills and eats you

>>6459332
did you intentionally pick all female?

Harold Bloom
Piero Scaruffi

and I wouldn't be in the discussion. I'd just watch the two of em go at it.

i'd choose all women because I'm horny

>>6459307
Elon musk
Sam harris
bill nye
vladimir putin
kant

this thread is boring without explaining why or what you think they'd have to say

(could just be because im from reddit and not used to the level of discourse here)

>>6459382
Is Iris Murdoch really a great thinker?

i don't know five of them

>>6459307

Grégoire Chamayou
István Mészáros
David Harvey
Gerald Horne
And, yes, Žižek

David Graeber
Noam Chomsky
Naomi Klein
Eben Moglen
Yochai Benkler

>>6460101

s-stirner i-is that you ?

>implying zizek wouldn't kill himself

>>6459307

I wouldn't wish this hypothetical on my worst enemy.

Also, you're a terrible person for phrasing this question, OP.

David Harvey
Jacques Ranciere
Zizek
Avital Ronell
And Russell Brand so we can all lynch him.

>>6459307
Michael Sera, James Franco, Jayden Smith, Kanye West, Zach Galafianakhis

5 hot chicks

While you guys are debating the meaning of life or some stupid shit like that I'll be plowing that pussy and populating the island.

>>6460442
And all "etc."

If I'm going to be vacationing on an island...

Zizek
Fukuyama
James Franco
Shia Labeouf
William Lane Craig

>>6462110
what if you get thirsty for a cock to suck?

>>6459307
My rabbi, my mom, Burr Steers (he directed Igby Goes Down which is essentially a roman a clef of a similar childhood to what I had), my first boyfriend, and my roommate.
Is that weird? I don't mean this in some sort of Oedipal context.

>>6462104
this is the superior answer

>>6462259
I'm bi. I assume the desert Island has a pretty limited carrying capacity and tons of sex is missing OP's intentionality for the sake of cheap laughs.

>>6462263
>authorial intention

>>6462277
I get pretty lost in Authorial Intent as my preferred critical theory for Lit.

>>6462293
Which is strange because "critical theory" refers to one very circumscribed school of cultural analysis. I don't think you do literary criticism at all.

Nietzsche
Wittgenstein
Stirner
Camus
Kierkegaard

I wish you fuckers would get your own board already.

>>6462140
He is the butterfly tripfag after all.

>>6459307
Heidegger
Wittgenstein
Kripke
Kant
Derrida

(Mostly so I can listen to everything I agree with on repeat.)

>>6465322
>newfag detected
enjoy your summer here stupid faggot

Zizek
Putin
Miguel Hidalgo
Dogen
Cornel West

I'm imagining the butthurt from each that would ensue would be fantastic

>>6465352
There's no such thing as summer cancer you fucking whore. Jesus it's like /mu/ is the only board that accepts summer faggotry is an old wive's tale. Traffic stays the same, if anything it decreases during summer. Moot talked about this.

Sam Harris
Richard Dawkins
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Bill Nye
Michio Kaku

>>6465375
>this is what the summer cucks actually believe
Fuck moot. Explain why the boards get shittier in the summer.

Harold Bloom
Stephen Donadio
James Fitzsimmons
Murray Dry
Stanley Bates

>>6465401

>>6465426
Because people keep posting "summer faggots normies REEEEE"

In reality it's the same as posting in shitty metathreads, or "brove Dog exists Chrisdfags/brove Dog doesn't exist le smug hatters"

The shitposting is all in your mind and it only comes to fruition when you lay finger to key and enter that shitpost

>>6465426
Explain why /lit/ gets shittier on Sundays.

Don't need five. Just one:

Immanuel Wallerstein

>>6465461
You're more active

>>6465461
the christfags are in church and theres no one to keep the fedoras in check.

>>6465585
leave butters alone or fight me irl

>>6465589
No, the shittiness is generally more Christposters.

>>6465585
I'm less active on the weekend.

>>6465623
>christposters are at church instead of posting
>it must be them
lol, you've just convinced me that /lit/ is shittier without christposters

Harmony Korine
Werner Herzog
Henry Kissinger
Kanye West
Fidel Castro

>>6459307
David Hume
Immanuel Kant
Max Stirner
GWF Hegel
Friedrich Nietzsche

would be a blast

Scaruffi
Pynchon
David Lynch
Dean and Gene Ween
+ a bag of weed

imagine that

Tackling the world's problems? Shieeet. You would need a representative of nearly every major sector of civil life, and also geological/environmental well-being; or at least a combination of minds that can at least entertain ideas pertaining to every corner of Earthling's lives. Whatever, I'm just gonna pick the first five that come to mind:

Jaron Lanier
Jon Von Neumann
Carl Jung
Nikola Tesla
Michel Foucault

Should make for an interesting clan.

>Mfw imagining gathering Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Hegel, Stirner, and Wittgenstein on an island and watching them duke it out

Jon Von Neumann
Immanuel Wallerstein
Vaclav Smil
Elon Musk
Howard Zinn

>>6465883

Kierkegaard would buckle under the pressure of confrontation and cower away in some cave, rocking in prayer.

Nietzsche would hammer his ideas at the others until the realization that the entirety of his doctrine keeps getting rejected because it is inconsistent and structurally flawed, then he would go on a rampage and bludgeon Wittgenstein's head with a rock.

Hegel would keep his cool make a fire, judging the rest incorrigible.

Stirner would buddy up with Nietzsche until realizing that he's batshit, then he would begin plotting on how to cannabilze the others.

And Wittgenstein would cup his hands over his own ears and begin humming, because he's fucking autistic.

>>6465883

Kierkegaard would buckle under the pressure of confrontation and cower away in some cave, rocking in prayer.

Nietzsche would hammer his ideas at the others until the realization that the entirety of his doctrine keeps getting rejected because it is inconsistent and structurally flawed, then he would go on a rampage and bludgeon Wittgenstein's head with a rock.

Hegel would keep his cool make a fire, judging the rest incorrigible.

Stirner would buddy up with Nietzsche until realizing that he's batshit, then he would begin plotting on how to cannabilze the others.

And Wittgenstein would cup his hands over his own ears and begin humming, because he's fucking autistic. Then he dies.

>>6465333
Stirner beat them all to it, dude.

>>6465912
Wittgenstein would start reciting poetry to himself.

>>6465914
>Kierkegaard would buckle under the pressure of confrontation and cower away in some cave, rocking in prayer.
He was known for his biting wit, he supposedly made his peers cry with ease.

>Nietzsche would hammer his ideas at the others until the realization that the entirety of his doctrine keeps getting rejected because it is inconsistent and structurally flawed, then he would go on a rampage and bludgeon Wittgenstein's head with a rock.
All accounts suggest he was actually a quite level headed person until his illness.

rest are okay I guess bb

>>6465883
Kierkegaard is trapped by a rock in the cave for 16 hours. When he finally is able to emerge, he sees that half the island was burnt down following an escapade between Stirner and Nietzsche. Hegel's bloody corpse is banged up next to a rock, and Nietzsche's charred body near Hegel. Stirner is nowhere to be seen, and seems to have abducted Wittgenstein while he was in his comatose state and fled. Kierkegaard stumbles over to a series of nonsensical equations and sentences Wittgenstein scribbled in the sand earlier. Kierkegaard looks up to see a new batch of survivors being dumped on the island: Camus, Sartre, Diogenes, and Hobbes. Hobbes has a scar on his eye and a knife, and is slightly in front of the other three making their way on the island.


ROUND 2

>>6465948
>Kierkegaard is trapped by a rock in the cave while the island burns

DIVINE INTERVENTION

>>6459307
Khalil Gabran
Boris Pasternak
Simone Weil
Rimbaud (after his early 20s)
Cormac McCarthy

>>6465819
I don't understand what you're even saying. They're posting more on Sundays. Or the past couple of months that I've observed. Take into account timezones.

>>6466903
Maybe Jews are posting more on Sundays due to getting out of Shabat?

>>6465917
I'm not going to have an island with just Stirner on it. I'd probably end up killing and eating him.

>>6459307
Sam Harris
Richard Dawkins
Dalai Lama
Neil DeGresse Tyson
Louis CK

Chomsky
C. W. Mills
Ivan Illich
Foucault
Jeremy Bentham

Alain Soral
Alexander Dugin
Zizek
Norman Finkelstein
Michael Scheuer

>/lit/ is for the discussion of literature.

>If you want to talk about politics, go to /pol/.

Nietzche
Kierkegaard
Hegel
Zizek
Kant

>>6467417
/pol/ doesn't read

>>6459307
Rawls

That's it.

>>6460155
>Pope Francis
>not based Benedict

>>6466903
>I don't understand what you're even saying
That's because you're fucking retarded, they would post less on sundays for obvious reasons

>>6468641
Hey m8 speak respectfully to butterfly or tell me where you live so I can kick your ass

Giorgio Agamben
Martin Heidegger
Carl Schmitt
Michel Foucault
Walter Benjamin

>>6468650
just try it matey

>>6459307
F A Hayek
Henry George
Thomas Jefferson
Max Stirner
Robert Nozick

Carl Jung
Terrence Mallick
Phillip K. Dick
Terrence McKenna - for shits and giggles, also long-term supply of psychadellics
Camus - to get 360 hardcucked by the rest

Deleuze
Benjamin
Foucault
Borges
Nietzsche

>>6469249
>long-term supply of psychedelics
you know he doesn't exude them. ON a desert island he wouldn't have shit.

>ITT: Only one or two people read the OP

>>6469278

I wouldn't be too sure about that buddy.

In the worst case, we can always kill him, drink his blood and get loaded from the residuals in his system.

>ctrl+f nietzche= 10 responses
>ctrl+f stirner= 11 responses
>ctrl+f sasha grey= 0 hits

fuck this board, i'm out.

>>6459307
Napoleon
Tesla
Einstein
Thomas Edison
Karl the Great.

Not sure if they'd solve any world-problems, but I'm pretty sure they'd get some basic electricity and hooker business going, and I'm all for that.

>>6459307
Bernie Sanders
Neil Degrasse Tyson
Thomas Sowell
Fidel Castro
George Zimmerman

ZIzek
Sam Harris
Frank Zappa
Cornel West
George Carlin

>>6459307
Bismarck
Dostoevsky
Satre
Hemingway
5th person is pic related

>>6462083
i lol'd

and that's michael cera

>>6459307
Max Stirner
Mikhail Bakunin
Karl Marx
Slavoj Zizek
Gabriele D'Annuzio

Sorry to post off-topically, but which one of the early-christian philosopher/theologians suggested forced-conversion/torture of heretics "out of love"?

>>6470687

I'm talking out of my ass, but Iraeneus, maybe?

>all of these posters choosing actors
>they don't even want to be intellectually dominated by our era's greatest minds
>sueround myself w/ prety peopl :^)

>>6459307
Peter Hitchens
Evola
Yukio Mishima
Moldbug
Zizek

>>6470764
I have a vague sensation that it's Augustine, though I couldn't be sure.

>>6470844

Yeah, I don't know - I'm not versed in my early church fathers as much as I should be

>>6470857
I'm writing one edgelord of an essay about the "most moral way" to kill somebody in the eyes of Christian theology. So far, the key ideas are
>don't have fun, it's sinful to enjoy murder
>make it quick, it's sinful to prolong pain
>use a sword, it's the closest you get to weilding the word of god

>>6470868

Heh, sounds fun.You should put the famous quote of Arnaud Amalric on Cathars. "Kill them all and let God sort them out" has such a nice ring to it.

>>6470880
The context for the quote is deliciously horrifying.
>Sir, there are our own people in that Church
>There are also heretics!
>But sir, how do we save our own?
>It's simple.
>How?
>Burn it down. Kill them all. God will take his few.

>>6470888

Word (pun intended). But that's just the way the world turns, huh? 'And so it goes,' Vonnegut would say.

>>6470898
Aye, it is how things were, are, and are to be.

Stirner and Hitler

and then some filler I guess

>>6459357
>Zizek

>>6460476
short for the horned reaper

>>6460451
seconded, though i'd probably throw Jaden Smith aswell as this guy at them

Jean Paul Sartre
Simone de Beauvoir
Hegel
Karl Marx
Zizek

>>6470901
But hitler was an angsty edgy moron who believed in pseudo science...

>>6468650
Butterfly may be the only poster on this board who reads. They're also the biggest dunce after the Foucault tripfag.

>>6469620
OH SHIT

Nietzsche
Teilhard de Chardin
Thomas Ligotti
Stanislav Lem
Schopenhauer

Nietzsche

Freud

Jung

Zizek

Popper

Keynes
David Benatar
David Graeber
Rawls
Steve Jobs for some marketing and cult of personality the plebs can rally behind

Miyamoto Musashi
Kanye West
Frank Yang
Socrates
Sasha Grey

One and only: Chomsky