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6407996 No.6407996 [Reply] [Original]

Would you rather have a coffee date with:

>The Buddha
or
>Descartes
?

Assume you speak fluently in the respective dialects. What do you ask? How does the conversation go?

>> No.6408008

>>6407996
>go to coffee with Descartes
>he refuses to drink it until I can prove it's real
fug

>> No.6408199

>>6407996
>go to coffee drink with the Buddha
Ask him what he thinks of himself

>> No.6408213
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6408213

Karl Marx <3

>> No.6408248

>>6407996
I don't like coffee

I bet the Buddha would be less turned off by my spaghetti I would spill being forced into a coffee date but then not drinking any coffee

>> No.6408254

>>6408213
I suppose with the choices given its not completely out of the question to assume a third or fourth choice was meant or even the wrong people listed
In that case I would drink with Wittgenstein and ask if their is any portion of his younger beliefs he still follows

>> No.6408259

I want to fuck the Buddha in the ass

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>>6408213
Hey, you're back, wanna be!
What have you been reading?

>> No.6408301

>>6408259

this is a noble desire

>> No.6408336

>>6408259
>>6408301
>kek

>> No.6408347

>>6407996
If I were to meet the buddha I would kill him.

>> No.6408372
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>>6408264
I recently finished a book of Kafka's short stories. He's the best!

>> No.6408380

>>6408264
>implying you are both not wannabes
>Implying anyone will care who you are until you put on a trip

>> No.6408395

>>6408301
lel

>> No.6408406

>>6408259
imagine a foursome with Buddha, YOU (the anon reading this), Jesus and Confucius

>> No.6408413

>>6408347
This, and that's why I would choose him as my date.

Makes it much more exciting, knowing murder will be involved.

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>>6408372
He really is.
I'm envious, I've been reading phil stuff and now that I have to for college all I want to do is read short stories.

>>6408380
I'd actually prefer if you don't pay attention.

>> No.6408463

>>6407996
*Konichiwa Descartes-Kun, you are so Kawaiii:))*

>> No.6408490
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>>6408463
who wouldn't bang Jung-tan?

>> No.6408586

>>6408490
My psych teacher spent 2 weeks talking about Freudian theory then somehow summoned the audacity to write Jung off as simply the self centered idiotic student of Freud

>> No.6408618

>>6408586
He didn't even mention those sweet soft loli legs he had? What an asshole!

>> No.6410258

Buddha duh

descartes actually left his work behind

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6410272

>>6410258

>> No.6410275

>You're the dick guy! Can i take a picture with you?