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/johngreen/ General Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:17:26 2015 No.6396692 [DELETED]

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What's your favorite John Green novel to hate?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:19:12 2015 No.6396701 >>6396692 But I'm a huge fan of all his work

>>	Foucault !!8WvUZxvX53M Mon Apr 13 01:20:59 2015 No.6396712 >>6396692 His face screams "cuck me"

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:22:11 2015 No.6396715 >>6396712 think he'd get off on you smacking him around? i think he might

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:29:14 2015 No.6396741 Infinite jest

>>	Foucault !!8WvUZxvX53M Mon Apr 13 01:32:10 2015 No.6396758 >>6396715 Shit I couldn't do that. He's a shit writer and a talentless fuck I can't just beat the shit out of him. That'd be rude.

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 01:41:03 2015 No.6396784
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http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/shailene-woodley-john-green-tears-mtv-movie-awards?bffb&utm_term=4ldqpgr#.ue75zO27W
Watch JG cry like a little bitch

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 03:04:13 2015 No.6397026 >>6396784 What a fucking cuck

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 05:23:25 2015 No.6397329

>>6396692
Green's books are all fishing for women's emotions. I haven't met a woman who read one of his books without saying that it was the saddest book she ever read. Either that or she'll say that it was one of the best. Hey, I can write books that fabricate situations that would almost never happen in real life with teenagers too; I'm a fucking literary genius!

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 08:28:03 2015 No.6397685 I unironically liked Looking for Alaska. The end is absolutely awful and the constant namedropping is forced and apologetic, but otherwise the book is sincere, and I respect that.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:41:13 2015 No.6399684 >>6397685 FAGGOT

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:42:30 2015 No.6399691 >>6397685 I was going to post that I liked that book too but I see you already did so I'll just suck your cock

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:42:59 2015 No.6399693 >>6396784 >at the MTV movie awards Fucking christ.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:47:18 2015 No.6399712 >>6397026 >>6396712 go back to int or pol or where ever you came from

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:48:45 2015 No.6399725 >>6399693 That reminds me, he has a movie coming out Is /lit/ hype? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3622592/

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:49:02 2015 No.6399728

>>6396692
The Fault in Our Stars, because one time I went to an open-air mall and there three entire storefronts located in different sections that sold - exclusively - baby blue yoga pants with "I fell in love the way you fall asleep - slowly, then all at once" written on the ass.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:49:46 2015 No.6399736 >>6399728 LOL

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:52:22 2015 No.6399752

I hate that he still has that goofy-ass 3rd grade haircut despite a publicist and millions of dollars. Surely, he could afford a haircut that complements his facial shape, but if he looked more attractive then the fat, neurotic, emotionally-stunted teenage girls that read his books would be intimidated

>>6397685

Sincere? Are you fucking insane?

His persona is 100% fabricated. I bet he's a real prick irl and probably talks shit about his fans with his friends

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 17:56:38 2015 No.6399773 >>6399693 Wouldn't you cry if the hollywood adaptation of the shit novel you crapped out to exploit an over saturated market won an MTv award?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:42:05 2015 No.6399966 File: 250 KB, 435x329, 1384451125319.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Gentlemen, in this time of great need, I have returned. It's time to finally address the John Green problem. The floor is open for suggestions. What do?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:45:01 2015 No.6399979 >>6399752 >His persona is 100% fabricated. I bet he's a real prick irl and probably talks shit about his fans with his friends could be a possibility someone posted a vid of him from like 10years ago and he seemed significantly less beta

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:48:45 2015 No.6399989 >>6399728 are his books just better written chick lit?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 18:50:06 2015 No.6399993
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>>6399979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lht_JH2xi6w

I STILL fucking think he's a mastermind of audience pussy.

He says he is following in DFW's footsteps. He says that DFW blazed the trail.

He means audience pussy.

If DFW was the WW1 of audience pussy, John Green is the WW2. He has had a generation to prepare. He's upgraded his arsenal, his tactics. He's got audience pussy nukes. This time, it's personal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:01:06 2015 No.6400851 >>6399993 the comments. oh god. >you'll never be as cool as john green in high school

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:24:08 2015 No.6400937 File: 589 KB, 1182x897, 1385715723753.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6399966

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:30:31 2015 No.6400955 File: 159 KB, 1280x960, john-green.jpeg-1280x960.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >novels

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:41:08 2015 No.6400993

I just read The fault in our stars so I will just hate that one for now.

Some of the parts of the girl talking about not romantic shit were decent but then he will put (!!!), bring agustus to scene, or make people clap like this is FUCKING AMERICA. I had to actually stop reading for twenty minutes after the clapping bit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:42:14 2015 No.6400997 >>6400993 -claps for your post-

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:45:57 2015 No.6401007 >>6400997 Do really americans clap for everything? I dont live there but I had to experience some clapping at the end of Fast and Furious 7, fucking cunts

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 22:57:54 2015 No.6401041

/lit/ I'm thinking of getting 'fault in our stars'. I kinda want to experience the dreadful writing on my own. Maybe the novel isn't as terrible as anons assume it is.

Can anyone that have read John's work comment on my decision? Am I wasting time and money?

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:01:59 2015 No.6401049

>>6401041
I've read Fault and Looking for Alaska. It depends on what you like. His work is romantic comedy accompanied by upfront conversations about committing to things in your life and not backing down. There's something a little inspiring about both of them and you can read them in 1 sitting. I dunno man, if you get "the feels" most of the time then you might like Green. I have never cried over a book or felt that involved in a novel so I'm not one of those people. That said, I do get something out of the occasional YA novel after reading other stuff.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:10:32 2015 No.6401074 >>6401041 I read it on my phone as I do all of my reading. If you have an ereader just pirate it but you will get some fun out of it and you will laugh a lot at some of the parts of him describing how hot Agustus was.l, damn he's truly a cuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:22:37 2015 No.6401126 >>6401074 As we speak he is raping a 15 year old who thinks he understands her soul

Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:24:28 2015 No.6401141
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Its icky he plagarised a dying 16yr old girl's diary to create fault of our stars. Fitzgerald did that to his wife but she wasn't 16 or dying.

Is it just me or is Shailee's expression saying 'get me the fuck out of here I hate this guy'

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:25:37 2015 No.6401149 >>6401126 He did his job right we are not discussing that. If you ask me, yes I would write a shit novel to get free pussy, movies and money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:27:12 2015 No.6401160 >>6401141 What did he plagiarize? I would love to get some plagiarism myself it seems like a fun art

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:28:47 2015 No.6401171 >>6401160 Follow the John Green playbook and go to the children's cancer ward and befriend the little girls there and steal their diaries.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:32:07 2015 No.6401188 >>6401171 Nah cancer is not my cup of tea is there any place I can go to make friends and write about their pain outside of cancer kids I dont live in the us so hospital may vary

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:33:50 2015 No.6401197 >>6401188 An active volcano

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:37:13 2015 No.6401207 >>6401197 I think there is one in some country next to mine but not sure. Other options, I would love to come up to people and tell them tell me.about yourself and I will write some shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:43:40 2015 No.6401230 >>6399989 >better written Why are you here?

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:45:50 2015 No.6401239 >>6401207 The standard wasn't very high to begin with. This post is better written than a John Green book.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:47:25 2015 No.6401244 >>6401239 Now do it on 200 pages and get a movie deal.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:53:28 2015 No.6401266 >>6401244 But anon I struggle with writing character motivation.

>>	Anonymous Mon Apr 13 23:55:36 2015 No.6401277 >>6401266 Talk to me about those characters and I will help you get what moves them

>>	Anonymous Tue Apr 14 00:07:24 2015 No.6401334 File: 145 KB, 300x400, john-green-300.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Barber: What kind of haircut do you want? John Green: Just cuck my shit up.

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