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Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 05:25:12 No.6388495 [Reply] [Original]

>american "literature"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 05:27:47 No.6388499 File: 64 KB, 617x631, 1380266147435.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] simotaneously the undisputed champion

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 05:28:38 No.6388502 >>6388495 HAHAHAHA OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS de'nesha diamond fittin to suck dem shits dry chally wally

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 05:30:00 No.6388504 >>6388499 i thought it was gonna say 'likes to sell dope and rob people of their hope' but that would actually be good LOL

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 05:46:25 No.6388523 >>6388499 What does it mean to be both 'known', and a 'factor'?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 05:51:11 No.6388528 File: 84 KB, 1287x216, nickels to ounces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6388523

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 05:57:26 No.6388537 File: 100 KB, 1195x863, 1411815494303.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >American "literature"

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:31:07 No.6388564 >>6388495 Easily the ,most captivating piece of literature I've yet seen on /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:38:28 No.6388580 File: 93 KB, 480x640, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:39:52 No.6388583 >>6388580 I love a good bit of satire.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:41:56 No.6388586 File: 573 KB, 1770x1418, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6388583 >satire You wish.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:42:37 No.6388588 File: 714 KB, 750x782, 2015-04-11 04.41.45.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >you don't have the courage to self publish despite this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:44:08 No.6388593 >>6388580 Is that the book version of Decker??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zA-EqQhF_9o

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:46:01 No.6388596 >>6388495 Thanks for the laugh m9

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 06:52:29 No.6388612 >>6388580 Hahahahahahaahahahahahaahah LIBERAL TEARS

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 07:13:31 No.6388634 >>6388588 self publishing is worthless anyway.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 07:22:11 No.6388644 >>6388586 Politics aside, >it was slow at first but then there were enough explosions to hold my interest

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:00:08 No.6389671 >>6388499 > Protagonist's name is Dre > Author's name is Dean-dre

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:09:48 No.6389695 >>6388495 >>6388499 I'd read this.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:09:57 No.6389696 I think of Ben Franklin when I'm getting head, typically bad head. I'm always like "poor Richard! Den teeth baby girl!" Get it, Richard is a dickname for dick? I'm fucking funny dude

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:11:38 No.6389698 I seen this on /int/ They proved how retarded they were when it comes to literature. or anything really

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:13:54 No.6389709 >>6389695 >>6388499 its the gangsta tour de force http://books.google.ca/books?id=bVJLPKjTUkIC&printsec=frontcover&source=gbs_ge_summary_r&cad=0#v=onepage&q&f=false

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:17:15 No.6389716 File: 43 KB, 300x300, 1387446987983.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6388499 >yfw when people like this actually get published and you never will

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:19:18 No.6389724 >>6389696 I think it's a reference to 100 dollar bills.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:20:21 No.6389729 File: 96 KB, 500x666, img.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:27:30 No.6389763 >>6388495 >look up this shit >all her books are rated 4/5 and up on goodsreads M-m-maybe w-we are missing s-s-something...

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:29:43 No.6389768 >>6388580 >>6388495 What are the names of these books?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:33:50 No.6389780 >>6389724 It's a reference to Poor Richard's Almanac

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:36:59 No.6389791 >>6389729 I would read this

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:44:14 No.6389814 I want out of this rock

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:54:16 No.6389840 File: 1.52 MB, 160x120, 1361066302658.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6389709 >that first page

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 14:58:55 No.6389855 >>6388580 I would unironically read this book.

Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 15:03:03 No.6389866

>>6388586
>search amazon for this
>there are about 5000 books called phoenix rising
>and a bunch of albums etc
>realise nothing is original any more

>finally find it
>nearly all the reviews are by people with only one review
>or have only reviewed books by the same author and given them all five stars
>notatallsuspcious.jpg

I hate you William W Johnstone

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 15:08:29 No.6389879 >>6389716 dude, you never even read it. Its gold

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 15:09:35 No.6389884 >>6388580 sounds like an American Houccebeque

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 16:35:19 No.6390188 >>6389716 yfw affirmative action in publishing

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 16:43:55 No.6390228 >>6389709 Holy shit I can't read this without laughing. The first paragraph...just rotate my shit up fam

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 17:06:53 No.6390329 >>6388580 this will never not be funny

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 17:09:47 No.6390339 File: 12 KB, 170x206, 1321054110539.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6388586 holy keke my sides

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 17:10:50 No.6390347 >>6389729 where are you getting these from

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 17:11:53 No.6390357 I'll just leave this here: http://www.thecartelpublications.com/

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 17:21:03 No.6390390 >>6389884 >Houccebeque

Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:04:23 No.6390539

>The Islamic Republic of Enlightenment

Is this shit for real?

I hope so. If it is, I already know what happens. Jake Lantz and his crew find themselves against an army of Muslims and everyone of them dies a heroic death and Ohmshidi's reign of terror continues. This is followed by a brief chapter from the narrator explaining how the events in this book could happen in real life, and that this was a cautionary tale.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:15:15 No.6390597 >>6389716 Perhaps Deandre is not as technically skilled a writer as you, but he has probably got more interesting things to say as can be seen even from the reaction his board affords him

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:15:45 No.6390599 >>6389709 Book begins >In the beginning of the book ...that's some meta shit right there. I'm impressed.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:17:50 No.6390613 File: 354 KB, 990x743, books.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:20:29 No.6390623 >>6389709 >24s and 26s on the caddy What does this mean, /lit/? I feel like I'm missing an essential part of the story.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:20:36 No.6390624 >>6389709 >Then after Dre hit's the blunt a few times he then put's the dubee out and cranks up the engine.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:23:30 No.6390635 >>6390624 Reads like Inherent Vice

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:25:47 No.6390647 File: 20 KB, 596x251, nickels-ounces.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6390623 They're different sizes of chrome wheel rims.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 18:33:41 No.6390685 >>6390647 Damn. No wonder Dave respects him.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 22:43:39 No.6391652 >>6389729 >it's like i just shat batman, you know what I mean? No, no i do not get what you mean

>>	Anonymous Sat, Apr 11, 2015 22:45:33 No.6391659 >>6388580 Based

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