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Sup /lit/.

You know how I'm always telling you that I'm a Post-Philosopher Minimal Existentialist, and posting short stories? Well that's because all 4 other Post-Philosopher Minimal Existentialists won't let us publish our works, for obvious reasons. (Everyone else is completely retarded). So I finally got approval to release something to you guys, since you're all crazies anyways no one will believe you. This particular philosophical idea is somewhat raw and uncut, as per Post-Philosopher Minimal Existentialism rules. So, I don't want any Pre-Philosophers in here raging about the fact that they can't understand what I'm saying.

So here I present, "The Cryn Problem";


HIV(Human Immunodeficiency Virus)/AIDS(Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome) is a well known retrovirus that is currently a pandemic in many poor or 3rd world countries. There is a 100% death rate when you have the disease, and while the disease doesn't actually kill you, other opportunic diseases that normally require next to nothing in immune system defense kill you. No one has ever survived HIV/AIDS, this is very important.
Vampires are creatures of the night. There are many different types of vampires, much like there are many different types of Humans. Blacks, Whites, Mexicans, etc. The Corresponding Vampires: Sparkling, sun-melting, daywalkers, etc. They feed on the blood of other humans/animals in order to survive. They are immortal. THis is very important.
Now suppose a Vampire bites and digests the blood of a person infected with AIDS/HIV. Does then the vampire acquire HIV/AIDS? Does the Vampire die? Vampires are Immortal, but AIDS has a 100% kill rate. An even further conundrum is this; if a vampire with AIDS bites a human, do they get AIDS?


Discussion /lit/?

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