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ITT: retitle a book and others guess it

>> No.6355970

>>6355957
The Long Walk

>> No.6356082

The Archaic Food Preservation Method Delivery Person Orgasms

>> No.6356093

Two Fat Dumps

>> No.6356117

A Boring Man Dreams about Cumming in His Friends' Mouths and Vaginas, then is Dumped and Cucked.

>> No.6356119

>>6355957
Spice & Worms.

>> No.6356128

>>6355970
A human organ that pumps blood that is filled with pure evil ideologies

>> No.6356134

>>6356082

The Iceman Cometh
>>6356119

Dune

>>6356128
Heart of Darkness?

>> No.6356137
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6356137

>>6356117
Colourless tsukuru tazaki?

Such a garbage book

>> No.6356138

While brightly coloured birds combust by the riverside.

>> No.6356142

Recursive Military Loopholes & Other Tales of Madness

>> No.6356144

Unlimited Jokes

>> No.6356146
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6356146

>>6356144

>> No.6356158

Potato Nigger Fucks A Bike

>> No.6356160

Babby's First Introductory Cynicism Guidebook

>> No.6356161

>>6356142
Catch 22?

>> No.6356164

>>6356158
Third Policeman?

>> No.6356174

>>6356137
I thought it was a comfy read but there wasn't much to it.

>> No.6356176

>>6356161
correct

>>6356160
The Stranger, using a loose definition of cynicism i guess

heres another:
Everyone is Baked in Crime-Ridden 60s LA

>> No.6356201

Shared Load

>> No.6356216
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6356216

>>6356201
Lord of the Rings

>>6356176
Inherent Vice

The History of Greek Trapcards

>> No.6356221

9.81m/s2's metereological phenomenon

>> No.6356224

>>6356221
Easy as fuck, bretheren

>> No.6356232 [DELETED] 

Drunk wand walking around war torn Italy

>> No.6356236

>>6356216
correct
Iliad?

>>6356221
average acceleration due to gravity on the Earth's surface hailstorm

and another:
The Plight of a Narcissist with Terrible Moral Choices in St Petersburg

>> No.6356237

>>6356160
Conspiracy against the Human Race?
Haven't read it, though, so I'm just guessing.

"Rich Italian faggots spend their time telling gay stories while the Plague wrecks their hometown"

>> No.6356245

>>6356236
>Iliad?
Keep guessing.

>> No.6356246

>>6356236
Crime and Punishment?

Drunk and wandering around war torn italy

>> No.6356257

>>6356245
beats me

>>6356246
correct

i'll try a harder one:
The Most Interesting Renaissance Man You'll Ever Meet Gets Fucked Up in Four European Cities

>> No.6356287

>>6356257
That sounds like the plot for an Assassin's Creed game. A good one, even

>> No.6356292

>>6356158
Molloy?

>> No.6356295

>>6356246
Farewell to Arms?

>> No.6356300

>>6356257
Candide?

>> No.6356304

>>6356237
Italian here, easy, decameron or however it's called in English

>> No.6356309
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6356309

>>6356287
chuckled

>>6356300
i thought people would say that so i added 'four european cities' to specify, Candide also arguably got fucked up in South America

>> No.6356313

>>6356304
Corretto. Thought it'd be too easy.

>> No.6356425

Civil Centers That Your Eyes Cannot Find

>> No.6356431

The 22nd Letter.

>> No.6356434

Photon Particles During Late Summer

>> No.6356438

>>6356425
Invisible Cities
>>6356434
Lights in August

>> No.6356440

Richard M. Hall Phallus

>> No.6356441

My Life Sucks, Cucking is The Way to Be Loved

>> No.6356443

>>6356295
You bet

>> No.6356446

>>6356438
Correct.

Trying to come up with some harder ones.

>> No.6356455

pork over grain product

>> No.6356467

Biographic Stories of a drunken lying Bully

>> No.6356505

Angsty boy rapes his sister phoebe

>> No.6356516

Fourth Crusade Gump

>> No.6356518

>>6356467
The Lost Weekend?

>> No.6356533

>>6356505
I never understood this meme.

Does it stem from people confusing H. Caulfield with Judge Holden from Blood Meridian? You know, raping children?

>> No.6356535

>>6356518
Nope, sorry.

>> No.6356539

Fuck Time, Fuck Gender

>> No.6356550

>>6356539
Histoire de la sexualité?

>> No.6356556

>>6356550
Nope. Good guess though

>> No.6356557

Brown People and nipple-sucking

>> No.6356568

lives of paralysis and anguish

>> No.6356576

>>6356568
Dubliners?

>> No.6356589

>>6355957
Sexual Escapades in a Courtroom.

>> No.6356592

>>6356557
Love in the time of cholera

>> No.6356596

>>6356589
The Trial

>> No.6356598

>>6356576
eyup

Famous history channel show meets antarctic exploration

>> No.6356607

>>6356431
V.

>> No.6356609

>>6356607
ye

>> No.6356629

>>6356596
Guess it was too easy.

>> No.6356770

>>6356505
Cather in the rye

>> No.6356786

>>6356598
ill clarify, ancient aliens meets antarctic expedition

>> No.6356794

The Opium Addict and the Whore Wife

>> No.6356815

How to be the King of Assholes in the 16th Century: A Guide

>> No.6356831

High class, upstanding citizen coats a whore's vagina in cheese then shoves a large disgusting sewer rat up there.

>> No.6356840

>>6356144
Neverending Joshing?

>> No.6356843

>>6356831
American Crazyman?
>>6356786
Its a Lovecraft work right? I forgot the title

>> No.6356852
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6356852

>>6356843

>American Crazyman?

>> No.6356853

Sammy Scalphunter and the Big Guy 4U

>> No.6356854

>>6356815
The Trrragedy of Macbeth

>> No.6356855

>>6356815
The Prince?

>> No.6356866

It's Not Even A Real Goddamn Frog

>>6356852
Ye
>>6356855
We have a winner
>>6356854
Good guess though

>> No.6356869

>>6356441

Notre-Dame de Paris

>> No.6356874

>>6356869
No. It's a woman protagonist.

>> No.6356884

>>6356144
Eternal Kek?

>> No.6356893

>>6356144

Forever 'avin a giggle?

>> No.6356897

>>6356467
Anything by Bukowski

>> No.6356908

The Year of Our Slavery in Oceania.

The Trapper in the Fields

Moby Cock

>> No.6356911

>>6356874
Madame Bovary?

>> No.6356917

Celsius 233

>> No.6356923

>>6356592
Nope

>> No.6356928

Dank Memes

>> No.6356931

>>6356917
Lord of the Flies?

>> No.6356968

>>6356505
Did you imagine his sister as being really attractive? I did

>> No.6356975

>what the FUCK is going on
>seriously, what is happening

>> No.6356985

Long list of men who died in the Trojan war, how they died, where they are from, and who their fathers were.

>> No.6357003

Fear and Loathing in Prague

>> No.6357013

Georgie the Tard Wrangler

>> No.6357017

>>6356917

Fahrenheit 911

>> No.6357019

>>6356985
Illiquads

>> No.6357027

>>6356144
bottomless hokey pokeys?

>> No.6357063

>>6356911
Yes.

>> No.6357066

>>6356975
Finnegans Wake?

Gravity's Rainbow?

>> No.6357068

>>6356975
Finnegans wake

>> No.6357069

Laughing out loud in the attic

>> No.6357072

>>6357069
Lolita

>> No.6357090

>>6356794
Anything by Henry Miller.

>> No.6357100

>>6357090
Tropic of Cancer worth the read?

>> No.6357102

>>6356975
House of Leaves?

>> No.6357106

>>6357100
No, that's pure shit. Some random jew ranting about pointless issues.

>> No.6357125

>>6357106
So, not worth it because...
>Jew
Alright.

>> No.6357143

>>6357100
Yeah. Its just a book about a middle aged American trying to hustle a meager living while working as little as possible. And he likes to rant and philosophize a bit. He has a way with words.

>> No.6357148

Retarded and Disturbed Family Transports Precious Load

>> No.6357149

>>6357143
Ten-four, good buddy.

>> No.6357151

>>6357090
He was a wino not a junkie.

>> No.6357159

>>6356928
Ulysses or infinite meme

>> No.6357182

Two lads doing nothing, the play

>> No.6357184

>>6357148
As I Lay Dying

>> No.6357213

Goddamn, Check Out These Trees

>> No.6357265

>>6357090
Nope. Think non-Anglo lit

>> No.6357275

Getting Drunk and Fly Fishing: A Memoir

>> No.6357283

>>6356144
Boundless Banter

>> No.6357554

The Church of Anti-theism

No, it's not God Delusion or anything similar by Dawkins/Hitchens/etc.

>> No.6357563

>>6357182
Waiting for Godot

>> No.6357732

Drugs, Suicide and Tennis: A Novel

>> No.6357733

>>6357732
The Recognitions?

>> No.6357880

>>6357732
Infinite Jest.

>> No.6357958

Sagacious Fluid Tissue

Negative Integer

Interrogate the Skin Flakes

Contingent Upon The Subject's Consideration As Male

Dallas On Wheels very tough and possibly not fair

The Allotment of Severe Maltreatment

Periodically A Big Idea

>> No.6357966

>>6357013

Of Mice And Men

>> No.6358558

>>6356505
epic meme ya got there
>implying he did

>> No.6358591

>>6356455
Ham on Rye
2easy

Feline babyholder

>> No.6358642

>>6356093
Of Mice And Men
Alternatively, Joyce's Love letters to his wife.

>> No.6358679

So It Goes: The Novel

>> No.6358684

>>6356216
Obviously The Republic

>> No.6358686

>>6356815
The Picture of Dorian Gray?

>> No.6358693

>>6358591
cat's cradle

>> No.6358695

>>6358684
Correct!

>> No.6358698

>>6358679
I saw on my Facebook feed the other day that the father of one of my childhood friends got this tattooed on his ankle. The photo was captioned: "Guess who my favorite author is." This person is in his 50's or 60's. This is the kind of thing I'd expect from a 19 year old.

>> No.6358700

Slaying Bitches and Talking to my Lawyer

>> No.6358715

A Kid in Wall Street

>> No.6358717

>>6358700
American Psycho

>> No.6358718

>>6358700
American Psycho?

>> No.6358747

The Wacky Abortion Doctor and Other Stories

>> No.6358753

My Aunt is Crazy Hobo

>> No.6358757

>>6358679
Slaughterhouse 5?

>> No.6358771
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6358771

>>6358700

American Dubsman

>> No.6358778

>>6358717
>>6358718
>>6358771

It's been some time since I read it, but when does he talk to his lawyer?

>>6358715
Bright Lights, Big City

>> No.6358780

>>6358778
>Bright Lights, Big City


No, Wall Street = money.

>> No.6358788

>>6358778
at the end, when his psychosis comes to climax, he calls and confesses everything to his lawyer's voicemail.
Then the lawyer thinks he's joking when he sees him the next day.

>> No.6358789

>>6358778

He mentions talking to his lawyer somewhere in the middle of the book (Although I think he just mentions his lawyer, there isn't a scene or anything). He calls his lawyer near the end of the book and confesses everything he does.

Then there's that scene in the club where he confronts his lawyer about the call, and the lawyer thinks it was some big joke, and keeps calling Patrick a different name.

>> No.6358792

>>6358788
>>6358789

I remember the scene but the other person turned up in my mind as a shrink. Still, though. As much time's spent talking to that cop.

>> No.6358803

>>6356144
Infinite Jest.

2easy

>> No.6358839

>>6358803

Oh nice. Didn't even think of that.

>> No.6358845

>>6356144
Toppest lels?

>> No.6358853
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6358853

Kids read too much Nietzsche and then ice a fool

>> No.6358866

>>6358853

The Secret History? Probably not, can't remember a Nitch angle.

>> No.6358868

>>6356843
At the Mountains of Madness.

>> No.6359077

>>6356794
the luminaries?

>> No.6359085

>>6356866
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?

>> No.6359091

>>6357275
Anything by Hemingway?

>> No.6359105

>>6358715
JR?

>> No.6359107

>>6359105
Yep.

>> No.6359111

>>6358747
Naked Lunch?

>> No.6359128

Sadboyz 1847

>> No.6359134

Piggy

>> No.6359137

The Unpleasant Voyage

>> No.6359140

Humans Are The Strongest

4th Dimensional Psychic Builders

Society In The Future: The Slippery Slope Argument

>> No.6359145

The niggers & the crazy man

>> No.6359153
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6359153

>>6359077
Nope

>> No.6359170

The Movie Was Better

>> No.6359179

>>6359170

Fight Club

>> No.6359204

>>6359145
One flew over the cuckoo's nest?

>> No.6359218
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>>6359170

>> No.6359239

>>6359204

Nope

>> No.6359266
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6359266

>>6358698
>This is the kind of thing I'd expect from a 19 year old.

rude

>> No.6359273

>>6359170
Lord of the Rings

>> No.6359274

>>6359170

De Civitate Dei

>> No.6359355

>>6359170

The Shining

>> No.6359423

Mudslime woman talks and talks and talks and some how doesn't get murdered.

>> No.6359438

>>6358853

the sailor who fell from grace with the sea

>> No.6359458

>>6359423
A Thousand Splendid Suns

>> No.6359466

People Told Me It Would Be Amusing but from Now on I'd Rather Not

>> No.6359475

>>6359466

bartleby or a supposedly fun thing...

>> No.6359490

A Piece of Obvious Satire that Everyone Takes Seriously

>> No.6359499

>>6359490

the prince

>> No.6359512

>>6359490

120 Days of Sodom

>> No.6359513

>>6359458
yeh

>> No.6359522

Holy Fuck What
This is Fucked Up but I Have a Boner Somehow

>> No.6359538

>>6359522

gravity's rainbow

>> No.6359539

>>6359499
you got it

>> No.6359605

>>6359513
Holy shit, really?
I had to rack my brain to come up with that because I couldn't think of any books with a muslim woman protagonist.

>> No.6359632

>>6359605

Oh I thought you were memeing. I was going for 1001 Nights. I didn't know that was an actual book.

>> No.6359658

I now know how to do all the things in Microsoft Word.

Or it could be:
Style Over Substance

>> No.6359680

I've written this book 10 times and nobody has noticed!

>> No.6359735

"Ok so it's historical but there's just this DOG that TALKS"

>> No.6359769

>>6359680
Anything by Haruki Murakami or Stephen King.

>> No.6359773

>>6359658
House of Leaves.

>> No.6359781

Everything sucks! Humanity was a mistake! A No-Nonsense Guide to Being a Cynical Faggot.

>> No.6359785

Being an Author Turns You Into a Pedophile That Will Die of Cholera

>> No.6359793

Electroconvulsive Therapy Reminds Me of Capital Punishment

>> No.6359940

>>6359793
A Clockwork Orange?

>> No.6359948

>>6359793
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

>> No.6359963

>>6359785
Death in Venice?

>> No.6359969

>>6355957
Fantasy Jesus Fights Feminist Bitches and The Essence of All Evil

>> No.6359982

>>6359940
>>6359948
Nope.

>> No.6359985

>>6359963
You got it.

Boarding School, War, and Homosexual Undertones.

>> No.6359988

Brisk Examinations of Ugly Fellows

>> No.6359990

>>6359985
The Catcher in the Rye

>> No.6359991

>>6359990
Nope.

>> No.6360021

>>6359985

young törleß

>> No.6360024

>>6359985

A Seperate Piece. Great book actually

>> No.6360028

>>6356221
Gravity rainbow

>> No.6360050

This is [Insert ideology that you dislike] ON STERIODS: The book

>> No.6360116

>>6360024
Ding ding. You got it.

>> No.6360351

>>6357213
nobody?

>> No.6360380

>>6358747
Cider House Rules?

>> No.6360381

>>6358753
Housekeeping?

>> No.6360388

>>6360381
BINGO, NIGGER.

>> No.6360390

I Jus' Wanna Get Out of Oran

>> No.6360392

Love-powered nazi zombies, also weed, conspiracies and a massive tentacle monster.

>> No.6360393

>>6360390
The Plague?

>> No.6360411

>>6357958

2) less than zero

>> No.6360415

>>6356908

2) rye catcher boys

3) finding nemo

>> No.6360430

>>6360393
bingo

>> No.6360445

The Gaver

>> No.6360652

>English Academics Pick Apart a Beloved Children's Character
>Nigga Dindu Nuffin, Scout
>M-muh Lovely Ludwig Van
>Tweens Be Like
>Bitch Be Pleb But I Just Want to Fuuug; Douche Be Douche, So No

>>6357184
You mean that shitty band? :^)

>> No.6360832

The Longest Day in Irish History
How I learned to stop worrying about whether I'd end up in Heaven, Hell or Purgatory and just enjoy life.
Super Mario: The Novel
The Exiled Astronomer, his Geordie and the Guy Who Likes to Destroy Maps.
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Latin American Edition.

>> No.6361302

>>6360411

Correct.

>> No.6362381

>>6360652
The first might be The Tao of Pooh.

>> No.6362385

>>6360832
Ulysses
Divine Comedy
dunno on the rest

>> No.6362396

ramblings of the superconscious

>> No.6362412

Life Without Limbs (A Vanishing Self)

>> No.6362428

>>6356144
Yorick's greatest adventure

>> No.6362434

A Beautiful Solipsist

>> No.6362435

>>6360832
Last one is OHYoS

>> No.6362604

>>6360652
>Nigga Dindu Nuffin, Scout
To Kill A Mockingbird

>M-muh Lovely Ludwig Van
A Clockwork Orange

>> No.6362751

>>6357958
>tfw you spent a solid two minutes putting together ones you thought were good and only one person even tries

>> No.6362775

Flying rapist goes to the big city to get his wings fixed

>> No.6362779

19th Century Neckbeard.

>> No.6362789

>>6362779

Notes From Underground

>> No.6362792

Black man and trans guy walk through the snow

>> No.6362797

>>6362779
Phenomenology of Spirit

>> No.6362798

>>6362789
aww I hoped it wouldn't be that easy

>> No.6362850
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>>6359438
That's right

>> No.6362852

Frodo and the ring

>> No.6362968

Soldiers sitting around and waiting [SPOILER]in space[/spoiler]

>> No.6362971

I have jury duty but I'm high on LSD

>> No.6362975

>>6362779
Steppenwolf?

>> No.6363281

>>6359773
ding

>> No.6364781

Man, fuck computers.

>> No.6364802

Photos and Commentary on the 1971 Mint 400 Off Road Rally.

>> No.6364804

>>6362971
The Trial

>> No.6364815

>>6359145
A Good Man is Hard to Find.

>> No.6364817

>>6364781

Tai Pei

>> No.6364818

>>6364802
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>> No.6364820

>>6364817
na
>>6364818
ye

>> No.6364823

my dad was weird and then I left and now my life is a desert nightmare until the dead bear dance

>> No.6364830

High School Can be Pretty Fun but Maybe Don't do Acid.

>> No.6364866

>>6362381
Good guess. The Pooh Perplex.

>>6362604
Yas and yas

>> No.6364884

>>6364781
Dune: The Butlerian Jihad

>> No.6364902

>>6364815

No. Soz.

>> No.6364919

Stop Liking What I Don't Like: Stories, Poems, and Letters

millions of copies in print

>> No.6364922

Man, I Just Realized I Really Fucked My Life Up; Sure Wish I Didn't Have Cancer. Oh Well.

>> No.6365089

>>6356236
The Unbearable Lightness of Being

Here's another: The Proof is in the Pigeon Pie

>> No.6365092

>>6364919
Bible?

>> No.6365108

>>6364902
Soz?

>> No.6365174

You want plot? Let me give you metaphisics: a novel of incest

>> No.6365181

>>6356794
From Hell?

>> No.6365191

>>6357283
best fuckin name ever

>> No.6365318

>replacing each word with a synonym
stupid, unfunny, uncreative, clearly not the point of the thread

>> No.6365392

>>6356309
The Chronicles of Gargantua and Pantagruel?

>> No.6365417

>>6359735
Mason & Dixon.

>> No.6365455

>>6365318
>ineptly summarising the plot

There've been like five funny examples ITT and it's far less creative than the alternative.

>> No.6365496

>>6365318
this one is hard, maybe something by pynchon?