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Hey /lit/ ! You all seem like a bunch of clever writers, so I was thinking we should all get together and write a book! The combined efforts of all these great writers can surely write something great.

I'll get us started: The

>> No.6335233

>>6335230
Cunt of the male prostitute was oozing with a yellow fluid.

>> No.6335235

and

>> No.6335255

>>6335235
the second hand from the other end of the bar made me nauseous.

>> No.6336154

>>6335255
As I turned around to try and find the exit,

>> No.6336169

>>6336154
i sucked up a queef and finished the shitty story.

>> No.6336175

>>6336169
The next day

>> No.6336188
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6336188

>>6335230
>I was thinking we should all get together and write a book!
We already did

>> No.6336493

>>6336175

I woke up and it was as if the crows outside were crying "Faggot."

What had I done?

>> No.6336598

>>6336493

Pooooop Pooooooop STICKLE YOUR TONGUE lick the poop

>> No.6336603

>>6336188
The cover art and title are beautiful. I just wish it weren't shit, because it would look nice on my shelf.

>> No.6336628

My shelf only holds the literature held to be above "pleb" level by a highly esteemed Chinese manwha image boards sub-board devoted to the discussion of "books". It is my life's work, holding over twenty volumes of high level text, of which I have read at least two and a half. I don't let people or "pleb dogs" as I call them in my mind fortress touch, my books, as their fingers would know doubt decrease both the monetary and literary value.