/lit/ - Literature

This thread is great
It reminds me of oranges
Fuck

>>633149
This thread is great
It reminds me of oranges
And other cool words
That all rhyme with oranges
But I could give two shits and a fuck
Cuz alla ya'll otha niggas' rhymes gonna suck

When I was but a child, I squeezed oranges
to pulp between my bedroom door-hinges.

>>633166

>rhymes oranges with oranges

That's cheating and you know it.

>>633172
you did not speak in rhyme
you're just a big fart
party hard all the time
part hard hard hard

My red
is sad.

She don't use nothing
That ya buy at the store
She likes her hair to be real orange
She uses tangerines

Valiant attempt, Wayne

>>633136
When hacks write poesy
They do like yoda speak

this thread
may surprise me
on my bed
as i see

>>633172

2pac uses this literary copout
But what do you expect from a highschool dropout
Rhyming in English is too hard
So I'll battle it with Charizard

>>633149
>>633136
>>633166
>>633180
>>633194
not poetry; no form

>>633183
too short; cheating

>>633170
>>633196
qualify

>>633204
this thread is not about poetry you faggot it's about rhyming

>>633212
Yet you presented your opening post as a wannabe poem

>>633221
and you don't rhyme very well
in fact I am going to tell
"rhyme the fuck up or you can go to hell"

this was not a poem by the way
its just for fun, no matter what you say

This thread has piqued
my interest. Since I have no idea
how to rhyme. So I seek
those who can teach me. Is there a
list or something of all the awkward
rhymes? Link please or you're a tard.

Ere this thread will devolve to trolling,
in anon's sardonic grit and grime,
prepare for the half hearted dolling,
of awful meter and awkward rhyme,

In my life, I desired but one thing
It wasn't love, a careless fling
no cute niece, no money
neither peace and honey
not even a bracelet made of silver
I just wanted to touch my chilver

So ere this thread devolves to trolling,
in anon's sardonic "wit" and grime,
prepare for the half hearted dolling,
of awful meter and awkward rhyme,

I can fail the most, I think,
Rhyming blink with kitchen sink.
Though ceramics don't do it for me
Much, except when I need to pee.
For you see that I do indeed fail
With this a boring domestic tale.

Never! cried the raven headed whore
In your mouth, bitch, I said
Not one more, she cried a crude what for
As she choked upon my bed.

i could waste you cunt
an abortive stunt
the last time for sure i could plow ya
redend rosy stump
your jiggling plump
i wish you'd firm curves, ya cow, ya

Laughing my ass off
Mightily is a good idea
Anally relax, and have a scoff
On those who spill their beer.

my sweet mistress
for birthday wishes
sucked my dick, only cleaned constant, within a shower
and although she's prude
my joy finally exudes
the gag her heaving, in swallowing my chowder

>>633284
Chilver - a female lamb? eh?

As I type
and post in this thread
I shit in my toilet
a smell to make the dead

the poo does splash
water upon my balls
I must find some air freshener
before the paint peels of the walls

For it's opiates! The end!
The dopamine artificiale has come to splended
mornings of brilliant pain
the aching game
of a tiny screaming monster
calmed through the day
if getting it's way
and that all stops tomorrow.

My asshole will turn
into a coffee machine
and brew and bubble on a timer
every hour for 72
at least bleeding and blue
are the status updates
on my anus

appetite, sleep
i would lay down and weep
fuck it, it's just a 3 day grippe

this thread if full of fail, like grains of sand in a pail, they're all alike- all the same, i hope to never see this shit again.

>>633359
Nice half-rhyme, bag. Way to contribute to the fail.

>>633361
again= ah-gane

i was getting old timey on you,
no need to act so rude,
you act like a woman,
yet i know you're a dude.

>>633369
>ah-gane
>same
>implying -ane isn't a half rhyme with -ame
DERP DERP DERP

You illiterate retard. Fucking philistines.

Rhyming, so cliche,
Alliteration come out to play,
From fourth furrow forth and many more,
The previous pastime of poets of yore.

>>633378
>>implying again rhymes with "-ane".

ps3, of fame
has no games

It has to be said, please try not to derp,
But pray tell, magnets, how the fuck do they work?

It's been said they work by frickin magic!
That's how they roll
But I think it's tragic
When they say "u troll!"

>>633172
>rhymes oranges with oranges

thatsthejoke.jpg

>>633469
>''roll'' and ''troll''

>>633481
Fuck you! I will slaughter
you. The dead will hear my laughter!

>>633484
acting so tough
but you got no dough

OP is no faggot
This I can tell
To who hates this thread
Please go to hell