/lit/ humor thread

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Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 05:11:25 No.6280707 [Reply] [Original]

/lit/ humor thread

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 05:12:14 No.6280710 File: 111 KB, 893x444, slutty-hannah-walter-had-it-coming.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:16:23 No.6281231 >>6280715 That thread was god-tier.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:20:02 No.6281243 humor is fucking gay

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:20:30 No.6281245 File: 279 KB, 344x450, fierce reptile.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280707 Lol

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:21:05 No.6281248 File: 331 KB, 1558x747, the truth about being a sick cunt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:30:04 No.6281274 Comedy thrd noe the official history thrd. Starting off with the IRA moving on to Boston tea party then medieval Knights.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:30:25 No.6281275 File: 75 KB, 459x581, 1422787224630.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] no morning captchas : ^)

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:34:04 No.6281287 >>6281272 >mating with raptor the

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 10:34:31 No.6281289 >>6281272 The female Chuck Tingle? I guess the ladies gotta get theirs too.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 11:08:34 No.6281379 File: 54 KB, 500x320, 1380160785265.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] a classic

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 11:50:11 No.6281483 File: 476 KB, 520x595, sicklittle.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did someone say dfw thread?

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 12:03:17 No.6281509 >>6281231 >>6280715 archives link?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 12:07:55 No.6281524 >>6281509 >>/lit/thread/S6223121

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:12:00 No.6281848 >>6281248 FÜR DICH

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:13:24 No.6281853 >>6281668 She really sounded like an autistic boy. Weird thing to say since Asperger's is more common in females.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:18:26 No.6281876 File: 32 KB, 500x373, 1425323313588.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280707

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:20:09 No.6281879 >>6281876 What is Foucault actually saying here? I know it's a To Catch A Predator joke, but..

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:22:47 No.6281887 >>6281879 He's saying that banning pedophilia just makes it taboo and therefore more pleasurable for the sick fucks who are into it.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:24:02 No.6281888 wheres the threads about the book reviewer?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:25:10 No.6281893 >>6281887 Ah, right. Is Foucault always that dense? Sorry, I am not a particularly clever man. Despite that I enjoy Pinecone, Duras, Woolf, McCarthy et al, I struggle with the density of philosophical writings like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:25:21 No.6281894 File: 68 KB, 500x385, pic.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281483

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:25:31 No.6281897 File: 857 KB, 756x9800, litswaifu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281888 never forget

Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:27:58 No.6281904

>>6281893
Dude, no big deal. I've never read Foucault in my life. I'm just a grad student, and I have to read a lot of scholarly articles and books and stuff. Scholarly writing is bad, philosophy especially. There are a lot of reasons for this, but I won't go into it. You begin to gain a skill at finding out what these motherfuckers really mean after awhile.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:29:31 No.6281911 >>6281904 So is it dense, obfuscating and otherwise difficult to read to keep the normies out?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:30:42 No.6281915 >>6281911 http://www.openculture.com/2013/07/jean_searle_on_foucault_and_the_obscurantism_in_french_philosophy.html

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:32:57 No.6281923 >>6281915 Much love, Anon-kun

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:33:55 No.6281931 >>6281897 You fucking monsters. I leave /lit/ for two years, and this is what happens.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:36:01 No.6281939 >>6281911 https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/fixing-psychology/201409/why-academic-writing-sucks occasionally

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:38:20 No.6281948 File: 97 KB, 540x272, For op posing somdomite.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281944 And this, for OP.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:38:55 No.6281950 >>6281942 HOLY FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:40:09 No.6281957 File: 30 KB, 403x312, =).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281942 Well done anon

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:40:18 No.6281960 >>6281942 HA

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:45:14 No.6281985 I love you, /lit/.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:45:19 No.6281986 >>6281942 >>6281950 >>6281957 >>6281960 Obvious samefag is painfully obvious.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:47:32 No.6281992 >>6281986 Yeah, tbh I didn't think it was that bad. If a college freshman submitted this to me for a shitty homework assignment, I'd give him full credit.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 14:51:11 No.6282002 >>6281992 I'd probably just take him under my wing and get him to suck me off in my hotel room at a conference.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 15:08:41 No.6282073 >>6281286 pls explain boipussi I haven't posted here since 2010

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 15:10:18 No.6282076 >>6282065 Someone post the Zizek version.

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 15:40:34 No.6282198 >>6282073 requesting the greek /fit/boipussi thing

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>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 15:42:59 No.6282209 File: 436 KB, 498x516, analytic philosophy fedora neckbeard euphoria.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282065

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 15:52:36 No.6282250 >>6281856 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:36:56 No.6282424 File: 92 KB, 679x656, mu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:39:31 No.6282437 File: 201 KB, 1180x1204, lit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282424 wrong one

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:41:49 No.6282449 >>6282424 I do miss Carles. :(

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:42:50 No.6282455 >>6282424 >mu.jpg You are lying to yourself if you don't believe that picture is /lit/ incarnate.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:44:33 No.6282461 >>6281655 This ones bretty gud.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:45:14 No.6282464 >>6281980 kek'd hard.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:45:27 No.6282465 >>6282437 I... I have that sweater.

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:46:10 No.6282469 >>6282465 Do you stuff it with lots of SWEATER MEAT?

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:48:11 No.6282479 >>6282469 AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 16:51:43 No.6282497 >>6282455 everything except the joy division shirt could pretty much apply to all of 4chan

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 19:06:20 No.6283111 >>6281897 I can't stop laughing. JFC /lit/ is almost as bad as /r9k/

>>	Anonymous Tue, Mar 17, 2015 19:10:16 No.6283126 >>6281999 this explains everything

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 00:32:20 No.6284214 File: 337 KB, 500x636, 1422317147648.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281942 reminds me of this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 00:49:07 No.6284255 >>6281942 Why is this funny? > frog picture

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 00:51:42 No.6284260 >>6280715 >>6284168 What does /lit/ actually think of The Hunger Games?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 00:53:10 No.6284265 >>6284260 always good to see some individualism in pop culture

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 00:54:19 No.6284269 >>6284214 :/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 01:00:40 No.6284283 >>6284214 goddamit fuck you anon why would you do that ;_;

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 01:09:20 No.6284303 >>6281272 >raptor >not using "rape" in the title disappointing captcha: denui

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 01:13:47 No.6284310 >>6282437 >no mention of Pynchon >is otherwise just a bunch of tired memes and stereotypical ideas about hipsters 1/10

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 01:23:44 No.6284336 File: 591 KB, 1000x1500, dungeonsAndDragons.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 01:32:53 No.6284363 >>6284214 >mfw when read it and closed >mfw faster than the average /lit/ reader feelsgoodmane

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 01:46:37 No.6284412 >>6281567 Really though I fucking love that particular cover.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 10:37:03 No.6285433 >>6284214 fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 11:06:51 No.6285486 >>6282449 But Carles is inside of all of anon, we are Carles. Carles is we.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 11:40:15 No.6285591 >>6281266 kek'd hard

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 11:47:19 No.6285613 >>6284214 I'm just too fast

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 12:12:57 No.6285698 >>6281876 is there a sartre and/or beauvoir one of these?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 12:14:12 No.6285705 >>6282072 love it

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 12:17:41 No.6285714 >>6281248 top of topest kekest

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 12:54:21 No.6285812 >>6281668 if this is not real its uncanny.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 13:28:35 No.6285942 File: 182 KB, 918x627, socrates rekking bitches.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 14:41:23 No.6286188 >>6284255 i think its funny because its true? i havent read byron its too hard for me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 14:56:21 No.6286234 File: 61 KB, 453x668, tumblr_n3n8zsQOd51r6i24yo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281897

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 14:58:24 No.6286243 >>6281266 is this for real? shut up and take my money.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 14:59:27 No.6286246 >>6281272 jeez, wordsworth is godtier compared to this

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 15:00:37 No.6286255 >>6281897 the bitch couldn't handle criticism, what was she doing on the internet?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 15:05:53 No.6286271 File: 52 KB, 500x333, so_unimpressed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6284214 You tried.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 15:12:58 No.6286299 these are all gold >>6286265 >>6286270 >>6286275

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 15:27:48 No.6286349 >>6286324 >pretending the coercive aspect of life is an arguments against an epistemological position. not funny

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 15:32:13 No.6286365 >>6286349 i coerced your mom into taking an epistemological position on my dick she concluded i was a big guy for her check em

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 15:34:50 No.6286378 >>6286057 >mfw this was me

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 15:38:07 No.6286389 >>6281999 I was in that thread, the keks were real

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:04:49 No.6286476 >>6281897 Holy shit, that was funny

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:19:14 No.6286530 >>6284336 >Foucault >not chaotic evil

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:23:36 No.6286552 >>6282449 >>6285486 He's still around, come on. http://carles.buzz/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:25:05 No.6286560 File: 35 KB, 381x252, this generation's vonnegut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281272

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:26:49 No.6286570 >>6286523 No its a porno about Kierkegaard's hump.

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:39:31 No.6286630 ITT /b/ tier humor fuck off underages

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:46:10 No.6286679 >>6286511 Deep in the underbrush a cool breeze sweeps the path.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:48:29 No.6286695 >>6286630 this first time I've been here in years did /lit/ get shit or did I grow up?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:50:46 No.6286704 >>6286630 >>6286695 >hurr hurr no fun allowed, we are intellectuals on here fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:52:05 No.6286712 >>6286704 stop using this meme you little shit

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:56:33 No.6286740 >>6286679 Willingly I fade away within the heatwave

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 16:57:57 No.6286751 >>6281286 someone didn't read Phaedrus

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:00:22 No.6286759 >>6281379 saved

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:02:47 No.6286770 File: 368 KB, 900x718, tupperware.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:11:01 No.6286799 File: 35 KB, 506x267, Trolley-Problem.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can someone please make a stencil of this?

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:12:03 No.6286802 >>6286255 >"criticism" /lit/ fucking mind raped her pure virgin eyes and body. I don't think she'll ever be able to recover

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:27:20 No.6286843 >>6284310 >pynchon >not a tired meme

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:30:19 No.6286854 >>6285942 i don't think anyone who posts this has read the republic like it's not even remotely close

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>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:39:58 No.6286888 >>6284214 I beat this and I read slow as fuck.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 17:50:57 No.6286926 >>6286378 i know the dark secret about the 'this is weird' post, anon ;)

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 18:05:37 No.6286971 >>6286887 what font is that

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 22:19:01 No.6287978 >>6281897 Why does this make me sad? >inb4 I'm a beta virgin

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 22:21:56 No.6287991 >>6287978 fag

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 22:45:00 No.6288063 >>6284260 >inb4 Battle Royale rip-off

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 22:52:47 No.6288086 >>6286971 Pretty sure it's Cambria.

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 22:53:39 No.6288092 >>6286854 thatsthejoke.jpeg

Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 22:55:23 No.6288103
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Fuck it, OC greentext

>be king's advisor
>fucking kike doesn't bow down to me
>build a 75 foot pole to hang him on
>go to the king to request he be killed
>king interrupts and asks what should happen to the man the king owes a debt to
surelyitsme.jpg
>tell king he should be paraded through town while someone shouts his praises
>turns out, the king owes a debt to that dirty Jew
>have to shout praises
>go home crying
>get invited to dinner by the king and queen
>queen is a total 10/10
>want to cuck the king really bad
>queen is friends with that Jew bastard
>beg queen for forgiveness
>king thinks i'm trying to rape her
>not like I wouldn't but still
>fucking bollock says I built a pole to hang the kike on
>get hanged on the same pole I built for the glory of Mein Führer
>Mfw

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 23:06:47 No.6288141 >>6288103 How the fuck is the story of queen esther OC

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 23:40:48 No.6288244 This thread is proof that /lit/ should be removed as a board. Even the humor is shit tier. Maybe three or five good pictures in this entire thread, and they are the same ones that get blasted around every other thread. Remove /lit/

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 23:51:04 No.6288271 >>6282424 >I'm so post-ironic I don't even know what reality is anymore oh god, that hit home

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 23:53:11 No.6288281 >>6288244 remove your mom's tits, son of a cancerous pig whore

>>	Anonymous Wed, Mar 18, 2015 23:54:47 No.6288288 >>6288141 because this is /lit/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:00:39 No.6288303 >>6282424 What is the literature equivalent of Tom Goes to the Mayor?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:01:50 No.6288307 >>6286799 A what?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:20:10 No.6288353 >>6281962 funny until the improper use of "coitus"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:21:29 No.6288357 File: 3.83 MB, 4608x3456, DSCF0278.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6284214

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:23:20 No.6288360 >>6284214 spokey goast

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:26:45 No.6288368 File: 104 KB, 400x264, kierkegaard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:28:03 No.6288369 File: 72 KB, 360x600, sexyandwitty.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:29:09 No.6288372 >>6288369 "LOL"

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:31:04 No.6288375 >>6288369 lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 00:42:45 No.6288396 >>6286740 can none of you faggots even haiku?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:17:44 No.6288468 >>6286887 kekd

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:18:56 No.6288470 File: 425 KB, 800x1336, 1264865107836.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:20:29 No.6288475 >>6286365 rek

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:24:10 No.6288486 File: 23 KB, 369x291, 1408170624465.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6288141

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:37:31 No.6288516 >>6281248 What if find this funny just because I understand the philosophical reference, and not for its comedic merit which it might not even have?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:46:05 No.6288532 >>6288516 I didn't understand the philiosphoical reference and it wasn't so funny, so you might be on to something there

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:48:58 No.6288539 >>6281865 This looks like it belongs on a Facebook page like WordPorn or other such abomination.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:53:10 No.6288552 >>6281853 >Asperger's is more common in females other way around, mate

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:54:31 No.6288559 >>6284363 >tfw found a solution to my disability of slow reading by continuously opening and closing the picture Now I get to drink as I accomplished something clever today

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 01:58:01 No.6288569 File: 37 KB, 800x600, 4LwHFtM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6286887 I hope this is a meme and people dont actually buy this shit. >muh theory of forms >I was born in le wrong generation, Plato is actually the best philosopher

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 02:20:12 No.6288624 >>6281668 Sounds like a 4chan poster, but instead of quotations they would use greentext

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 02:57:40 No.6288699 File: 19 KB, 460x352, No_eb1e81_5076905.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:04:05 No.6288707 >>6288552 Speaking of aspergers... I'm supposed to meet this chick tomorrow for coffee. We've talked for a while online and this is our first time meeting in person.. What's supposed to happen in meetings like this? Never understood

Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:14:58 No.6288718

>>6288532
Triadic development, I believe, refers to thesis, anthithesis, synthesis mode of thinking largely admired by Marx and Engles.
However, it would be plebeian to simply settle on the opposite of what your former stance was (the thesis) for the sake of fashion, thus being a hipster i.e. wack in the wise words Hegel.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:16:35 No.6288721 >>6288718 Which, furthermore, makes me miss the joke as there is nothing comedic about missing the synthesis of the triadic development or whatever. Fuck philosophy anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:23:37 No.6288730 >>6284214 >by the time you finish reading it will be too late >wut? >must have something to do with the time >let me look closer at that clock Fuck you anon

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:27:04 No.6288733 >>6288470 i fucking love this webcomic

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:36:02 No.6288739 >>6288470 Did the guy who make this even read these books?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:38:14 No.6288745 >>6281897 oh shit hahah

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:42:31 No.6288755 >>6288739 >Being this new.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:44:24 No.6288756

>>6288707
Not sex, unless you're the only alpha male in miles. Not kissing either unless you're pretty alpha too.

You make her laugh and give a good impression. You get her number and plan a second date. In the second date you may attempt for a kiss, but it MUST feel natural otherwise it's RAPE weird and everything will fail and everything will be futile and everything will be lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:47:03 No.6288762 >>6286286 >Not Pssshhh pill

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 03:47:41 No.6288764 >>6288739 It's a girl.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 06:19:01 No.6289018 >>6288739 Its based on the covers alone.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 06:46:13 No.6289051 File: 1.50 MB, 756x9800, whylitwhy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Katie was love Katie was life

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 06:50:42 No.6289059 >>6288396 those are actual japanese death poems so, take your offence up with some long dead nips lol

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 06:52:58 No.6289064 >>6289018 How did I not get that? I am dumb kek

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 06:57:42 No.6289068 >>6281248 >Implying the third stage is ever the last stage >Implying the fullness of the triad isn't Aufgehoben by a new triad immediately after it arrives at fullness

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 07:05:04 No.6289079 >>6283111 There's significant overlap between userbases. People here sometimes complain about female privilege on the job market and how pretty women make more money than ugly men.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 07:08:01 No.6289085 >>6289079 >facts mean peoples use a retarded board Kill yourself

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 07:27:56 No.6289112 >>6289085 Are those facts? Do you have data to support those claims?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 07:44:27 No.6289146 File: 305 KB, 485x377, twat.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 08:13:14 No.6289195 >>6284265 >individualism Story had been done loads of times before the only difference with the hunger games was the main character was now a teenager Hunger games is literally the Percy Jackson of Death Battles

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 10:49:51 No.6289553 File: 22 KB, 207x239, single fact.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6289112 6/10 post. Next time use an image if you can. Preferably this one.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 10:50:51 No.6289556 >>6289195 I still don't get why /lit/ hates percy jackson

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 11:09:19 No.6289579 >>6286926 yeah, it was somebody else

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 11:10:20 No.6289580 File: 58 KB, 476x594, reac.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6288369 fucking filename

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 11:14:02 No.6289584 >>6289553 Will do, friend :) will that elevate it to a 10?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 12:29:16 No.6289761 >>6289556 Eh, it's a decent children's series, but nothing of worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 13:12:44 No.6289897 >>6289584 No it'll give you a 7, just average.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 14:52:21 No.6290247 Someone post the one with the girl walking out on Kierkegaard

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 15:03:58 No.6290281 >>6289761 I'm not saying it's Finnegans Wake, just that I don't understand why it's used so disparagingly.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 15:14:25 No.6290307 >>6286349 I'm sorry, are you literally taking the position that if your beliefs have undesirable consequences you don't have to change them?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 15:36:49 No.6290394 File: 2.05 MB, 3264x1836, 20150319_101350.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6288368 Well memed, my hawk

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 15:50:09 No.6290448 >>6282072 fucking kekd

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 15:51:49 No.6290454 >>6288369 FUCKING DIED HERE LADS

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 15:52:53 No.6290460 File: 112 KB, 500x333, yo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 16:10:11 No.6290530 >>6284336 This exact discussion comes up on /tg/ far more often than you'd think.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 17:32:44 No.6290783 >>6281272 Where can I find these without having them on my amazon purchase history.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 17:46:37 No.6290819 File: 102 KB, 750x600, mindfuck glorious.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] thank you all, the lol level was high compared to the classical YLYL on /b/

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 19:01:44 No.6291056 >>6289195 what does that have to do with individualism in THG?

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 19:22:42 No.6291141 >>6290819 holy shit this made me lose after like 6 years

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 19:32:00 No.6291181 >>6291141 Are you a 13 year old? Who still plays the game anymore

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 19:43:34 No.6291223 >>6290819 These things still make me nervous. I've been pre-conditioned to think that there's going to be a jump scare despite it being a jpeg.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 19:44:07 No.6291224 >>6291181 no one, thts why he hasnt lost in 6 years.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 19:45:26 No.6291231 >>6291224 yet to lose he has to be playing

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 20:25:42 No.6291371 File: 134 KB, 409x393, 1355244632994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6288353 >implying anon didn't have metaphysical intercourse with the pure feminine embodiment of the literary zietgiest

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 21:10:09 No.6291538 >>6284214 Almost shat me pants.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 21:25:35 No.6291612 >>6290819 L O S T

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 21:41:18 No.6291687 >>6291612 Bet I know one thing you haven't lost :^)

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 22:35:42 No.6291858 File: 928 KB, 500x246, nJTgg7p.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281897 Fuck. So many feels but the toppest of keks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 22:53:58 No.6291900 File: 100 KB, 255x210, fedora reddit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6281919 >filename >badass at the book store.png

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 22:56:16 No.6291907 >>6281942 Should be in a /lit/ cringe thread

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:05:01 No.6291922 File: 156 KB, 1032x571, joyce is love, joyce is life.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:06:08 No.6291924 File: 193 KB, 1870x610, quality erotica.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:15:18 No.6291951 >>6291900 It's amazing how blatantly you missed the joke. Nice dubs tho

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:22:45 No.6291973 File: 82 KB, 398x350, 1420411595649.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6280710 GOD. DAMMIT.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:30:13 No.6291991 >>6282072 Holy fuck. Lost.

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:37:58 No.6292003 File: 296 KB, 472x638, pure_ideology.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:38:37 No.6292006 >>6290783 abebooks

>>	Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:44:36 No.6292019 >>6288707 M80 you're about to experience some primo-puss, bring the frangers so if she asks you to put one on you can do it and show her, but when's not looking take that shit off, she won't be able to tell the difference.

Anonymous Thu, Mar 19, 2015 23:59:58 No.6292056
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Some nice stuff posted here, so have this, you've earned it.
http://a.pomf.se/tbpcot.png

The Katie one always gets me laughing and feeling guilty at the same time, it's wonderful.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 00:13:30 No.6292088 File: 74 KB, 300x250, DNvvDEn.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6292003

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 00:34:13 No.6292144 >>6289146 They still had graffiti in Kant's time.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 00:35:25 No.6292147 File: 39 KB, 800x347, 1382631533565.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 00:50:01 No.6292189 >>6292147 >implying gregor had wings shit comic 0/10

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 01:07:03 No.6292238 >>6288307 a stencil

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 01:20:31 No.6292272 File: 157 KB, 1280x960, 1394973046769.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 01:30:10 No.6292294 >>6292272 There is no good reason to steal Hitler's wallet. It's an act of spite or greed.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 01:31:27 No.6292296 >>6292272 Deontologically, no. Consequentially, no. Aretaically, no.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 01:47:53 No.6292329 File: 84 KB, 322x497, Good_Legs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 12:36:50 No.6293557 >>6291231 Everyone's always playing the game.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 13:08:11 No.6293622 >>6292272 LOL. where is this from?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 13:09:16 No.6293624 >>6292189 I could have sworn he did though.. doesn't the story mention how his wings knock things over and stir up dust so he doesn't use them or something like that? It's been a while.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 13:19:24 No.6293649

>>6293624
He's described in a way roughly analagous to a beetle (including the wing cases of a beetle) but AFAIK it is never definitively established if he actually had wings. Nabokov made a theory that he did (further theorizing that Gregor was able to fly) and a sizable number of people have accepted it, but I'm in the camp that he did not have wings.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 14:48:19 No.6293978 >>6292329 Why do all of Bukowski's lady friends look like burn victims?

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 14:49:32 No.6293983 >>6288303 Hi newfriend, you might enjoy the works of our lord and savior Tao Lin.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 14:50:07 No.6293984 >>6292272 If you were in contact with Hitler why wouldn't you just bash his head into the table.

Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 15:22:22 No.6294121

>>6293984
Because then the UN wouldn't be created as a consequence of WWII, and we would all die in a nuclear war.

(WWII + Hiroshima/Nagasaki wouldn't serve as a warning, and the tension which led to a global wonflict would be potsponed to a time in which we had a more destructive weaponry)

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 15:45:01 No.6294201 >>6294121 but muh shoah also I'd say American Nuclear superiority did a lot more for world peace than the fucking UN

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 15:49:51 No.6294219 File: 89 KB, 1027x402, 1412375914618.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 16:03:39 No.6294277 >>6294201 >American Nuclear superiority No such thing.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 16:05:39 No.6294284 A Catholic priest, a Protestant priest and Graham Priest walk into a bar. The Catholic priest says "I'll have a whiskey", the Protestant priest says "I don't think I shall", and Graham Priest says "I'll have what they're having".

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 16:11:12 No.6294310 File: 94 KB, 751x376, 1425116640192.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 16:11:57 No.6294315 >>6294201 Yeah, but without WWII, no proof, and no traumatic first use. It would have been a tiny bit less of a taboo, which could have mattered in 1963 during the Cuban crisis

Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 17:35:11 No.6294650
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>>6293978

Actually, Chuck’s companion in this photo is a transvestite who had not yet quite gotten the hang of makeup.

But I do find your description of this person as a “burn victim” to be most apt.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 17:47:58 No.6294700 /lit/ humor is /b/ tier. Shit thread.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 19:53:43 No.6295177 >>6281919 >every time I see this, anywhere >every reply is LOL I BET THAT NEVER HAPPENED >HAHA YEAH RIGHT I BET THAT AUTIST PAID FOR THE BOOKS HOLY FUCK EVERY TIME HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO STUPID, LET ALONE EVERYONE

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:01:25 No.6295199 >>6293984 >communists take over Germany >communists take over France >communists take over England >America becomes fascist super-power >more undesirables die in the America holocaust than Hitler could dream of killing

Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:02:21 No.6295202

A young, fresh and cherry STEM student walks into the halls of a sterile English department with his head held high. Stern and with a proud heave, he bellows through the cavern at the beanie-sporters scattered through the hall:

" WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER STUDY, HEATHENS? "

Seven fragrant dreadlocked beards spew coffee from their continental gullets. Free-range hens shuffle out a window somewhere.

" WORDS ON A PAGE OR THE FUCKING COSMOS? "

An emergency evacuation is called. Afghan clogs stuff the exit. Native tears are shed. A triad of cauldrons full to brim with boiling kamquat loose their bellies with a fever on the frantic patrons all around. The shelves are raided. Looters stuffing oriental knapsacks leave no kitsch untouched.

From the roaring depths of chaos in the halls, through sheets of stirring fire: calm and rigid comes up looming in the haze a stoic English professor, tailored suit to keen perfection, forty thousand pages full of Marx and further reading in an unstained palm.

Expressionless, with firm phenomenologic hold on mind and body, he whispers to the STEM student, currently engaged in evil laughter:

" What would you rather study, child? "

The student is hushed. Voiceless. The man has snared his subjectivity entirely.

" Nature - or the nature of nature? "

Of an instant all the place is silent. In the corner, captive underneath the groins of several existential theists, one brave soul begins to clap. Soon the place is flooded with cheer.

The next day, all sciences were cancelled nationwide. The shells of disenfranchised rockets sheltered lonely bohemians everywhere. All was well.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:23:05 No.6295262 >>6281487 15/10

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:40:15 No.6295327 >>6295202 This is just too good.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:42:25 No.6295334 File: 137 KB, 796x1244, 716aY-w9nhL.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:49:53 No.6295362 File: 162 KB, 700x1119, kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6295334 I luv me a gud wordsworth

Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:49:59 No.6295364

MESSAGE TO EBOOK "READERS": Oh, you like reading too? What’s that, a Kindle? I bet you’re a real bibliophile. I bet you spend minutes every day “reading” whatever YA trilogy was just recommended to you by Emily in Sales Planning. I bet your idea of purchasing art is picking up a copy of Water Lillies at Bed Bath & Beyond. Let me make one thing abundantly clear. Unlike you, I do not love looking at digital words borrowed to me by Kommandant Bezos. I do not love ruthlessly gutting the innocent publishing industry in the name of bankrolling original online video content. And I do not love wrapping my hands around LeVar Burton’s neck, squeezing harder and harder until I can no longer hear his desperate cries for a literate, caring society. But you certainly don’t have to take his word for it, you fucking pleb. So just go ahead and take that seat. Hunch over your little slab of plastic and engross yourself in the romantic foibles of teens doing battle in a dystopian society. I will stand tall with this hardback edition of Ulysses, my wrists straining and biceps trembling beneath a panoply of vaguely-linear subplots. I will turn each thick, rough-cut page with relish while you tap at your capacitive screen like a pigeon in a Skinner box.

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 20:52:57 No.6295370 File: 138 KB, 1280x720, 1411442864853.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6295362 >Crusoe's white shirt is clean >Friday is African-American

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 21:01:43 No.6295405 >>6293984 DON'T TAMPER WITH THE PAST

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 21:07:53 No.6295429 >>6292272 > effect

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 23:00:11 No.6295869 File: 46 KB, 719x539, novelist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 23:24:03 No.6295935 File: 191 KB, 700x1119, top kek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6295370 m80

>>	Anonymous Fri, Mar 20, 2015 23:55:34 No.6296025 File: 47 KB, 1854x280, Socrates and Working Out.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>6282198 This it?

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 21, 2015 00:23:34 No.6296109 >>6295202 >Free-range hens shuffle out a window somewhere. >Looters stuffing oriental knapsacks leave no kitsch untouched. >The shells of disenfranchised rockets sheltered lonely bohemians everywhere This is perfect in so many ways

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 21, 2015 13:17:07 No.6297617 >>6296025 God I love this post.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 21, 2015 15:11:40 No.6298111 >>6296025 Classic.

>>	Anonymous Sat, Mar 21, 2015 18:48:54 No.6299026 >>6281487 I was in that thread, it was a lot of fun. There were like 5 of these; the first three were funny and the second also deserves a screencap.

>>	Anonymous Sun, Mar 22, 2015 00:08:22 No.6300395 >>6281997 Mother 3 and Melee are the only games I still play, and that's alright by me.

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