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6227367 No.6227367 [Reply] [Original]

>protag has your first name

I know it's pretty pleb but I instantly feel closer to him and care much more for the drama
/blog

>> No.6227390
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6227390

>tfw it will never happen

>> No.6227391

>>6227367
>tfw you are named after John Paul II

>> No.6227392

>>6227390
Not even when read books in your mother language ?

>> No.6227407

>>6227392
What if his name is Grass Tadtelike Ass?

>> No.6227411

>>6227391

Hello Karel.

>> No.6227413

>>6227411
Not exactly, I'm not polish. But close, keep guessing.

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>>6227407
>burger first names

>> No.6227434

>>6227413
>keep guessing.

Can't be arsed m8. I don't really give a fuck what girl's name your mackerel-snapper heathen parents gave you.

Enjoy the fires of hell, you papist filth.

>> No.6227840

>>6227392
Nope...
There was a supporting character in a childrens movie when I was a kid who had my name, but that's about it.
But he was pretty cool though, so it's ok.

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>>6227367
>tfw

>> No.6227850

>>6227847

Hi Anastasia. Did your parents name you after the disney movie or some porn star?

>> No.6227870

>my name has only one occurence in literature and it's a coward who is manipulated and dies in the middle of it just to serve a point to the story of the other characters

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>>6227367

It doesn't help I'm a manlet either.

>> No.6227874

>>6227850
Nope, Is Christian

>> No.6227876

>tfw your actual name is Harry Potter and so you need to start using your mother's shitty last name

>> No.6227880

>>6227876
pic or never happened

>> No.6227884

>>6227874

ok, still

>Did your parents name you after the disney movie or some porn star?

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6227892

Even though my name is literally the first one ever in existence, I can't think of any literary characters who have it.

pic related. My name's the one on the left

>> No.6227893

>>6227884
because of this '80 faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElBxVrMieHc

at least I'm a Catholic

>> No.6227903

>>6227893

Could have been worse. They could have called you Daniella.

>> No.6227907

>>6227903
hahaha, nice one.

>> No.6227908

>>6227892
Frederik Paludan-Müller
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederik_Paludan-M%C3%BCller

> In the same year, 1841, he began to publish a great work on which he had long been engaged and which he did not conclude until 1848; this was Adam Homo, a narrative epic, satirical, modern and descriptive, into which Paludan-Müller wove all his variegated impressions of Denmark and of love.

>Adam Homo

>> No.6227918

>>6227908
>Adam Homo

Yeah, thanks for that. I'll share it with all my FaceLook friendos.

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I can't say it made me have any strong feelings about it.

>> No.6227944

>>6227367
My name is Merlin, I let you imagine.

>> No.6227992

>>6227944
Are you a wizard (30yo virgin)? just asking

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6228002

>>6227992
Nope, I'm a serious lover

>> No.6228005

>>6227944

I've got a mate called Merlin. Well, I say mate, more a cunt I sort of hang about with if there's nobody else in the pub.

Did you have a heartattack recently?

>> No.6228420

>>6228005
Nope, and not intending to

>> No.6228435

>>6228420

I don't think he did either, if I'm honest.

>> No.6228462

>>6228435
I mean, I eat healthy, don't smoke, exercise, and I'm pretty young.

>> No.6228474

>tfw the only book where the protag has my name is The Late Mattia Pascal
>tfw when it's just an alias
>tfw when I'm just an alias