/lit/ - Literature

>Don't care about lit throughout highschool
>Start reading Asimov
>Start reading /lit/ tier authors
>Write essay for lit class
>Win an award

>>6197703
YAY! More like dis!

>my high school lit teacher gives me a D for my Of Mice and Men essay
>several years later she dies of natural causes

I guess I had the last laugh after all, Mrs Whitaker.

>>6197712

>suck dick for money
>win 10k

>>6197712

Was it because you mentioned how Curley's wife was a complete bitch who ruined the friendship between two bros and that anything feminist is completely evil?

>>6197695
>In massive holiday camp
>They think I won't enjoy laying bricks
>I layed them bricks so well
>I roll a smoke

It was a good day on the whole.

>>6197695
i didn't come to this board to be sexually aroused

>Talking to someone
>I loooooove Les Mis! Such a good book!
>Starts to sing the songs from the musical
>Ask if they read the book or just watched it
>They say they read it
>Ask how it starts
>Says nothing about Bishop Bienvenue (the first 50 pages)

I don't ever say anything but I know they're full of bullshit every time.

>>6197695
>female friend shows me feminist slam poetry
>sounds like screeching harpies
>I actually heard echoes of the harbingers of justice and death in their shouts
>no metre
>no true poetic elements
>just a screaming match
>mfw

my greatest /lit/ achievement is that i skipped class consistently every time we had had an exam / test the time before. my teacher loved my stories and he'd read them in front of class every god damn time which was a pain in the ass for everyone, made me look a huge twat and made me spazz out internally because i'm a huge autist.

>>6197703
I want to be you.

Doing my college presentation on The Monomyth structure in college. Do quick diagram on whiteboard showing Iliad/matrix starwars/ Harry potter have same structure. Qt3.14 girls lose their shit and become crazy moist. Banged 4 in one week. One is anal addict and yells crazy shit when she has assgasms. Feels good man. Thanks Joseph Campbell!

>>6198797
You should hear their music.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wrXi_5WSw

>>6199116
>Taking I am woman hear me roar literally
Also that dude has the exact same eyebrows as me, it's uncanny.

>fictional writing class
>final assignment is a short story we have to send to local newpaper/magazine.
>procrastinate
>finally write an edgy story about a sad, autistic teenager while trying to copy Mccarthy's style of writing.
>feminists thought i was writing about young boys oppressed by the patriarchy
>most my classmates didnt care much for it and a couple hated it
>My story was the only one published on the newspaper.
>teacher gives me a C+
>mfw the professor was the only one who knew what i wrote was horseshit but still got more things published than he did.

>>6199116
Beautiful. I wonder what they're saying.

I once had a group of girls hanging on my every word as I explained Dante's conception of people as simultaneously their own entities and symbols of something else, which he puts forward at the end of La Vita Nuova. Seriously, these girls were fucking enraptured. They still flock to me every time they see me, since we all belong to a social club.

>>6199116
>banshees

>>6199160
>reads meme classics
>thinks that the pinnacle of success is pontificating to vacuous sluts

>>6199116
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79wrXi_5WSw
i tried to appreciate it. i really did. in fact i did appreciate it until the barking.

>>6199116

>turning the pages like they're actually reading lines