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>>6099758
I'm praying for you.

>How do I as an enlightened atheist stop the shitposting on my favorite Tunisian inferior decorating forum?
>I know I'll complain about the shitposts in a shitpost to rule all shitposts

But my life needs purpose other than being a NEET and making neckbeard memes

>>6099758
>yfw
I don't get it. Religious threads make you smoke and wear shades indoors? You should probably get that checked. It sounds like a weird response to seeing things on the internet.

>>6099768
Christians only pray so that the damnation of the sinner will be greater.

Imagine there's no b8 threads. It isn't hard to do. Nothing to sage or cringe at. And no shitposts too.

>>6099799
No, that's when we do charity, like feeding people or giving them clothes, we heap coals upon the heads of the wicked.

>>6099758

they're on 4chan just like everyone else here, they can't be that devout.

interesting study in hypocrisy

>>6099758
>le weed picture face

>>6099830

>lel if u believ in religion y arent u perfect? such hypocrit

>>6099799
So?

Stay bluepilled sheeple

>>6099830
hnnng

>>6099876
But when he saw many of the Pharisees and Sadducees come to his baptism, he said unto them, O generation of vipers, who hath warned you to flee from the wrath to come?
- Matthew 3:7

>>6099879
O generation of vipers, how can ye, being evil, speak good things? for out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaketh.
- Matthew 12:34

>>6099881
But the unbelieving Jews stirred up the Gentiles, and made their minds evil affected against the brethren.
- Acts 14:2

>>6099885
But the Jews stirred up the devout and honourable women, and the chief men of the city, and raised persecution against Paul and Barnabas, and expelled them out of their coasts.
- Acts 13:50

>>6099886
But when the Jews saw the multitudes, they were filled with envy, and spake against those things which were spoken by Paul, contradicting and blaspheming.
- Acts 13:45

>>6099889
If the world hate you, ye know that it hated me before it hated you.
- John 15:18

>>6099758
>implying religion is not going to define the upcoming century

Hop aboard now.

>>6099893
Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake.
- Matthew 24:9

There is literally nothing wrong with New Atheism

>>6099898
But beware of men: for they will deliver you up to the councils, and they will scourge you in their synagogues;
- Matthew 10:17

>>6099889
Jews are really reviving Western culture. Before Christianity, we had Dionysian festivals and phallic parades and all sorts of cool shit.

>>6099901
Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
- Matthew 7:15

>>6099902
>Dionysian festivals and phallic parades and all sorts of cool shit.

>>6099906
>muh great Persian/Indian/Jewish culture

Greek and Roman is superior, brah.

>>6099903
And the LORD said unto me, A conspiracy is found among the men of Judah, and among the inhabitants of Jerusalem.
- Jeremiah 11:9

>>6099908
>

>there are people on /lit/ right now that dont pray 5 times a day towards mecca

>>6099910
He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
- Matthew 11:15

>>6099914
>Adoring a remarkable stone
>Anno Domini MMXV

>>6099915
That seeing they may see, and not perceive; and hearing they may hear, and not understand; lest at any time they should be converted, and their sins should be forgiven them.
- Mark 4:12

>>6099870
Your lovey dovey talk is bullshit.

>>6099919
Hear now this, O foolish people, and without understanding; which have eyes, and see not; which have ears, and hear not:
- Jeremiah 5:21

>>6099924
Son of man, set thy face toward Jerusalem, and drop thy word toward the holy places, and prophesy against the land of Israel,
- Ezekiel 21:2

>>6099921

>>6099917
im puzzled in what direction i should pray when i join the first wave of mars colonists
any imam care to interpret?

>>6099927
Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
- John 8:44

>>6099933
>Slimes
>Space

>>6099934
Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?
- Matthew 23:33

>>6099944
Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.
- Revelation 3:9

>>6099948
Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes?
- Matthew 21:42

>>6099938
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Muslim_astronauts

stay kafir :^)

>>6099912
Islam will replace that soon enough. :^)

>>6099953
Stay kebab.

>>6099782
>Tunisian inferior decorating forum
I liek

>>6099955
>

>>6099952
19 Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

20 Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

21 Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.
- Galatians 5:19-21

>>6099964
Fear them not therefore: for there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; and hid, that shall not be known.
- Matthew 10:26

>>6099971
For there is nothing hid, which shall not be manifested; neither was any thing kept secret, but that it should come abroad.
- Mark 4:22

>>6099961
Oh, wait, you're a weaboo, that changes the game immensely.

>>6099885
>So, just who is orchestrating the Bhuddislam desecrating radicalized Atreides astrodune multi-jihadists called Fremen?

>>6099973
If any man have an ear, let him hear.
- Revelation 13:9

>>6099975
:3

>>6099980
And other fell on good ground, and sprang up, and bare fruit an hundredfold. And when he had said these things, he cried, He that hath ears to hear, let him hear.
- Luke 8:8

>>6099975
He's not a weeb, he's desperate.

>>6099985
And some fell among thorns; and the thorns sprang up with it, and choked it.
- Luke 8:7

>>6099987
True.

>>6099988
And some fell upon a rock; and as soon as it was sprung up, it withered away, because it lacked moisture.
- Luke 8:6

Religion. Has it occured to anybody that every human sacrament is a cheap evasion, that the whole of human history might just be some fucking excuse for the inability to provide a decent female orgasm?

>>6099994
>everything is about power and sex

>>6099998
u tried

>>6099994
>quoting pleb fiction

Also, speak for yourself. Although I'm not religious. But I can definitely tell the difference between a serious and a faked orgasm.

Goodnight.

>>6100004
>pleb fiction
heh, sorry enlightened one

>>6099863

I said why are religious people on 4chan, which is generally considered to be a morally depraved website even by people who use it. Nobody's perfect - but why does someone who professes to believe in all the moralistic blather in the bible continually go to a site like 4chan? And then these fags have the gall to be all pedantic and lecture about "degeneracy" or "the decline of western civilization" or "modern womans are all sluts"

It's stupid and doesn't make any sense. god isn't going to give you an extra good spot in heaven for repeatedly going to gommorah and complaining that it's too morally lax. this new crop of "amateur theologians" are a bunch of retards who don't belong here.

>>6100004
'Vaginal orgasms' don't exist, you tard.

>>6100015
>this is what women with arrested development actually believe

>>6100012
>trolls don't belong on 4chan

A story about fedoras.

>Be me.
>Be out for a walk, pass close to a church.
>See there a cute 8/10 friend, i stop and we talk for a bit. She is with her parents, has something under her arm, and her parents are talking to some acquaintances. Seems like a mass has recently finished.
> She is really intelligent. Im an atheist, however i like to talk about the bible.
> We talk about John. She said she liked that gospel the most.
> I said to her "Actually, John is not considered a "synoptic gospel" because it does not share as many elements as the other three."
> "In fact, Scholas (some of them) find gnostic elements in John".
> She stop smiling. Starts to shake.
> I don't know if i said something bad, but i cannot think what to say.
> She looks at the floor.
> Suddenly, she takes a fedora which was held under her arm and puts on. She cries "T-tips fedora!"
> I laugh visibly nervous, don't know what is going on.
> She continue screaming "Tips fedora!, t-tips fedora".
> Now i seriusly believe i fucked up.
> Her parents hear all and comes to see what's going on. I look at them, hoping for mercy.
> They are also wearing a fedora, touching it with the tip of their index finger.
> They both say "Tip fedora! tip fedora!".
> Im very nervious. People around are watching us.
> Someone says "He is a fedora. We dont like fedoras here".
> They continue "Tip fedora!", people here is getting angrier.
> I run, loosing the control of myself, horrified
> Two days later im found by the police inside the sewerage, out of my mind.
Christians?? ... not even once!

>>6100012
Religion is morally depraved. What other force upholds perverted bullshit like monogamy and fertility. If you think about it, it's hard to think of a fetish more harmful, revolting, and extreme then childbirth.

>>6100057
>it's hard to think of a fetish more harmful, revolting, and extreme then childbirth
>he isn't aroused by the thought of bulging heads being pushed through gaping vaginas

Get a load of this memelord

>>6100057
monogamy is a mating strategy with pros and cons. stop arguing like a retard.

>>6099994
I don't have any problem with religion or providing females with orgasms.

>>6100056
I keked.

>>6100012
>implying normalfag degenerates belong here either
The moralfags have more of a place here than anyone on /soc/ or new /b/. If we went by your logic the only board that would exist is /r9k/. Kill yourself.

>>6099908
>>6099903
>>6099910

>>6099758
Hey man. We are all sensitive and intelligent creatures here. We should be free and encourage such discussions. As a collective place of thought, we could dream up new ideals. As a recycling plant, we could polish our ideas and gain a solid foundation. As a sprawling internet community, we could spread these polished ideas around the globe. We have the seeds of revolution, but as perpetual masturbators, we will never plant them.

>>6100057
>What other force upholds perverted bullshit like monogamy and fertility.
Common sense?

>>6100092
>amoral pragmatist
Whoa, if that's how you're gonna be, I'll say it's built around outdated farming techniques and is in dire need of drastic revision, how's that.

>>6100057
>fertility
>perverted bullshit

>>6100168
Explain how it isn't effectively vore.

>>6100015
I stimulate the clitoris manually during penetration, as taught to me by the woman I lost by virginity to.

>>6100160
You don't need drastic revision.
People adapt strategies based on their environmental factors autonomously.
Also mating strategies are not homogenous within a population.

How is monogamy tied to agriculture exclusively?

>>6100192
Division of land and labour.

>>6100183
>I stimulate the clitoris manually during penetration
Thanks for proving yet again that all namefags are human trash.

>>6100195
>Division of land and labour.
Still existing today.
Also big companies will choose a male over a female as long as they're not bound to fulfill a quota.

>>6100196
What's wrong with that?

>>6100212
>taking advice from a woman on how to fuck women

>>6100012
Not the one you're responding to but I browse this site for the high-quality content the boards provide in designated fields of interest. I'm not sure why 4chan is "morally depraved" -- is that your opinion? I suppose people are less filtered in their discourse given 1. the anonymity and 2. the lax discussion rules in comparison to other online forums; so is it a Bad Thing that people here make less effort to hide what they're *really* thinking? I would consider that an honesty facilitator. Why do you criticize honesty as morally depraved and/or think that religious people are supposed to avoid it? Or was it your idea that a religious person's earthly experience should not include familiarity with unsavory elements of society?

>>6100221
Uh, yeah. Generally to achieve optimum sexual pleasure, I get a lot of input from whomever I'm fucking over multiple fucks. Only autists don't do thi. Plus I'm omnisexual and I switch between sub and dom, so I do have a decent idea of what's a turn on from both perspectives, and while I don't have a clit, it would be bullshit for me to get an ass pounding without the guy giving me some handwork.

>>6100012
*tips*

>>6100233
>omnisexual
kill yourself degenerate.

>>6100225

>>6100208
Hence monogamy exists today, smart guy.

Why the fuck would they do that, women don't ask for raises as much as men do?

>>6100239
Degeneracy is weakness, ugliness, cowardice, poverty and stupidity. Has nothing to do with sexual proclivities.

>>6100243
wrong. Business will always choose the workers who do better jobs so as to maximise profit. It just so happens that these are more often than not men.

>>6100245
sexual degeneracy is a weakness you pathetic cock sucker.

>>6100254
>Business will always choose the workers who do better jobs so as to maximise profit.
Business actually works more off nepotism and cronyism at the higher levels. Saying business always goes for who maximizes profit is like saying the country always elects who ever maximizes well-being.

>>6100262
I bet that is why no one wants to hire you, right?

>>6100259
Sexual weakness is addiction and incapacity to control urges. I'm not addicted to sex, I don't even watch porn.

>>6100057
Fucking what?

>>6100266
Actually I'm pretty well off right now and working in futures speculation. I'm not a leftist, by the way, I'm a fascist, so don't try to pull that shit with me.

I'd rather live in a world with religion, than in one where pseudo-mystic darwinism promoted by assholes who've read the sparknotes of Nietzsche's works are taken seriously.

People with moral systems have healthier identities. Compare their lives to those from resentful, childless pseudo-historians who use "the destruction of religion" as a thinly-veiled fear of the rising non-Caucasian world, and as a way to mask their desire to see non-whites embrace the same le stronk Uberman individualism that reduced their own numbers to a level which won't recover for at least a century.

>>6100273
Leftist, fascist same deal.

>>6100243
Because they care about profitability.
Men rarely use their right to maternity leave.

I'm not in human resources tho, so i might be wrong/outdated.
Monogamy is an efficient strategy to nurture offspring, as two parents offer higher economic security, attention and physical protection.
All parties benefit although there is some drawback to it.

>>6100057

kek
best post on /lit/ in a while
I completely agree

>>6100280
Nah, it's really not. Leftists are materialists, fascists are idealists.

>>6100057
>tfw will never feel the immense orgasm women get when their child slides out of their bloody cooter
Think I might just lube up a buttplug to cheer myself up

You clearly haven't been exposed to Christianity in the way that some other people here have.
You just don't get it, it's as simple as that, you are incredulous because you have an incorrect model of Christianity in your head.
Ever maybe think you should make a genuine effort and read some Christian texts before you come on here talking like you have us all figured out?

>>6100379

>us

the ideology is palpable

>>6100391
Oh come on.

>>6100123

>>6100391
hes right in the sense that a lot of people that argue an atheist standpoint fail to acknowledge merits of religion and reduce it to
>muh fairytale
which is even scientifically wrong.

this is rooted in an reactonary aversion instead of an informed opinion.

>>6100420

all opinions are reactionary
that's kind of the central problematic of belief

>>6100427
no, they ain't.
Belief is not an opinion.

>>6100427
Splitting hairs down to the very fabric of primitive human consciousness doesn't reduce his argument that religion is a moderating force against better sounding, but less sound ideologies.

>>6100444

any value judgement is reactionary, belief systems are based on tertiary value judgements

>>6100281
think what three or more parents could do.

Calm down, please. Christian or Atheist, both you and your respective groups are equally insufferable in eerily similar ways. For the love of whatever, shut the fuck up.

>>6100454
>>6100454
again, an opinion is not a value judgement
being judgemental might be a reactionary attribute
values are just memes and their perceived worth is highly subjective.
you should read more piaget

>>6100464
extended families are still the norm in 3th world countries.

>>6100482

Yes, if only we could be an agnostic like you and shove our heads up our own asses every sunset to congratulate ourselves with the eternal wisdom we posses

>>6100482
>le neutral third position that will make me popular and allow me a sense of intellectual superiority
Kill yourself.

>>6100522
>>6100538
Whatever, go back to your tipping match

>HEY, GOD REAL! TIPPING MY POPE HAT
>NOH AH, GOD NOT REAL, TIPPETY TOP

>>6100482

>hey guys am I the only one who is superior to both sides of the argument? Upboats to the left!

Back to reddit faggot

>>6100494
That won't do.
Man, we really gotta think of something better.

>>6100560
The soviets tried that, they failed.

>>6100538

>not being deist

>>6100566
The soviets did nothing about monogamy. That's why the failed.

>>6100575
You're pretty obsessed with this.
Who hurt you?

>>6100582
Recently?

The other day I was talking with a fellow Marxist the other day and the fucker unironically talked about the plight of the "working class, their wives, and their children"

Fucker, the wives and the children of the workers are their plight. If the workers could shed their paranormal predilection for pussy and whatever the fuck twisted thrill breeders get from their sadism, we'd have the bosses at our feet.

Not only are they unwilling to make the minimum sacrifice, they hate capitalism so much they'd raise a child during it's era to keep it going.

I'm not going to lie, it hurt.

>>6100575
no but they made divorce easy and simple for the first time in the modern world, as well as legalized abortion (at least during the first soviet period)

>>6100613
>breeders
sorry, opinion invalid

>>6100624
Did you actually get offended by my little epithet?

Sorry, these years of anonymous imageboard use have blunted my cultural sensitivities.

"People who have kids" is just too cumbersome a term. What are your pronouns?

>>6100637
I'm not offended, im amused by the fact that a homosexual critizes values and concepts he fails to understand because of xis natural condition.
Therefore committing the same lapsus religious motivated homophobes do.

>>6100555
>People don't enjoy arguing religion and politics, and achieve nothing out of it. I need to save them.

>>6100655
I'm not a homosexual. I'm training to become polymorphously perverse. Homosexuality is a restrictive identity and a marketing demographic. It's very meaning is twisted by MSM and the religious "ex-Gay" ministry of men who have attraction to men but don't act on it, which makes the idea of it being a natural condition for any purpose ridiculous.

The concepts of heteronormativity are brutally simple, don't think I havn't read Carlyle and nRx blogs and shit, I've probably read more of that than Marx. There is no understanding involved just pure dynamic organic action.