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6090447 No.6090447 [Reply] [Original]

Has anyone on /lit/ ever written anything notable? Or do you waste all your time on a shitty anime imageboard?

>> No.6090459

Make way for a bunch of howling baboons extolling the XD Super Randum Meme Staples they wrote under various bouts of what can only be called "formal shitposting".

>> No.6090464

>>6090447
start with the greeks

>> No.6090468

>>6090459

>eats shit
>doesnt even post his own superior work

kill yourself

>> No.6090472

>>6090459
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you people.

>> No.6090474

>>6090447
yes
yes

>> No.6090540

Yes. I only come on here occasionally in order to get a few laughs from your awful prose. An excerpt from my latest novel in progress:

"With every breath the humid air was discovering new tissue to invigorate. Tom had read somewhere that, if fully unfurled, the human lung would cover two football fields, and now he felt as if he were reoccupying this living turf, which for so many years had been ploughed over with tar.
Before the rains swished back in there was a small window of opportunity, and gratefully Tom thrust his head into it, breathing deeply with each pace. At these times he was almost glad of his protracted sojourn. He felt a stupefying pride at his own achievement: would I, he wondered, ever have cracked the smoking habit if all this shit hadn’t gone down?"

>> No.6090580

The latter

I think I wrote a short story on galactus type being when I was drunk. I don't remember if I did or if I just really wanted to.

>> No.6090598
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>>6090459
Calm down.

>> No.6090622
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>>6090540
You aren't nearly as good as you think you are, friend.

>> No.6090630

>>6090447
I fucking love Sam Hyde, he's hilarious and may just be at the cutting edge of modern comedy.

>> No.6090688

>>6090447
This is a Cambodian marxist image board friend

>> No.6090705

>>6090447
I am really J.K. Rowling.

>> No.6090715

>>6090630
why, hes just 2007 fyad on youtube

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>>6090715

I don't think you quite grasp Sam Hyde, alright, I'm gonna tell you how to get "Hyde"-Pilled (similar to red pill but much more comedic, just don't say 'good goy' on his vids), watch an inconvenient anime and get educated about the future of our cyber world.

>> No.6090947

>>6090540
lol this is from a will self novel. good job faggot

>> No.6090967

>>6090745
>>6090715
>>6090630
>>6090447

Just stop Sam

You aren't fooling anyone