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ITT: patrician hairstyles

>> No.6044222
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always thought this guy had it good

he was shipmate of melville, not exactly patrician

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>> No.6044225
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What was described as messy bedhead then is GOAT tier now.

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>> No.6044229
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Rupert Brooke had nice hair.

>> No.6044230
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I've always liked Byron's curls.

>> No.6044234

>>6044222
I would hope some patrician-ness would rub off of Melville. Right?

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>> No.6044255
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Patrician coming through

>>6044250
kek

>> No.6045187

>>6044230
Mary Shelley liked his other set of curls.

>> No.6045191 [DELETED] 

>>6044224
>one more thing ...

>> No.6045193

official /lit/ hairstyles are buzzed short or scissor cut short and never combed

>> No.6045207

>>6044230
byron's hair was the least attractive aspect of the man imo

>>6044225
>>6044224
I agree

someone post Marx and his hair-beard-forest thing. shit was magical.

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>> No.6045232
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>>6045232
Good choice.
>>6044250
kinda like Zizek's hair.
>>6044228
Lynch will die in my life time.

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>>6044205

>> No.6045262
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I've always found it stunning that Beckett's hair, with its black streak and everything, is natural

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>> No.6045317
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>not having a neckbeard

>> No.6045323

>>6044225
bedhead n frown killin it

>> No.6045329

>>6045275
benedict cumberbatch should be in the biopic

>> No.6045370

>>6045288
He looks like he enjoys raping people.

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>>6045262
Beckett is stunning.


>>6045256
Guido

>>6045267
interesting, goofy

>>6045288
pleb

>>6044225
>>6044228
These are great

Karl Ove has great hair too

>> No.6045382

>>6045288
Looking at google images his facial expressions are either "somebody has just shit in my tea" or "I've just shit in somebodies tea".

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>> No.6045397
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>implying going bald isn't the most patrician hairstyle

Baldness connotes wisdom, experience, masculinity, and under certain circumstances, a world-weary disaffection with the trappings of modern life. It's a style that's been worn for thousands of years across thousands of different cultures, and is probably the least materialistic or superficial way to dress one's hair.

>> No.6045401

>>6045397
>I'm a balding manlet who has to justify his bald plate

Saying that going bald is a hairstyle is like saying that having two legs is a fashion statement.

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>> No.6045442

>>6045401
Bro, you mean pate ?

>> No.6045448

>>6045401
>I'm a balding manlet who has to justify his bald plate

Sounds like you're envious of balding men. I'm also assuming you're large and fat, since you used the term manlet. Small-framed men are the most patrician. Large bodies connote barbarism and simple-mindedness.

Have you ever seen Bertrand Russell?

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>> No.6045535

>>6045370
What's the alternative?


>"You won't enjoy this, and neither will I." said the rapist, unbuckling his pants.

>> No.6045546

Somebody post Houellebecq already

>> No.6045563

>>6045397
>DR MULLIGAN (In motor jerkin, green motoroggles on his brow.) Dr Bloom is bisexually abnormal. He has recently escaped from Dr Eustace's private asylum for demented gentlemen. Born out of bedlock hereditary epilepsy is present, the consequence of unbridled lust. Traces of elephantiasis have been discovered among his ascendants. There are marked symptoms of chronic exhibitionism. Ambidexterity is also latent. He is prematurely bald from selfabuse, perversely idealistic in consequence, a reformed rake, and has metal teeth. In consequence of a family complex he has temporarily lost his memory and I believe him to be more sinned against than sinning. I have made a pervaginal examination and, after application of the acid test to 5427 anal, axillary, pectoral and pubic hairs, I declare him to be virgo intacta.

>> No.6045613
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Kek

>> No.6045614

>>6045476
KOOOOL
Do you know anything about it?

>> No.6045625
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>> No.6045710

>>6045635
>no beard yet
0/10
It's the only way to salvage your facial aesthetics when your lip game is that fucked.

>> No.6045735
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/lit/ what haircut should I get?
I have straight hair that I've let grow past my ears and I'm kinda tired of it.
Help. Ideas?

>> No.6045750

>>6045563
That part is 150 fucking pages of nonsense.

>> No.6045772
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Why does he wear the donut hair

>> No.6045775

>>6044205
ezra pound was such a poser mediocre poet fucker

>> No.6045785

>>6045625
Why does Kafka look like he's gonna break my knees if I don't pay up on protection money for my haberdashery?

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>>6044205

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>>6045785
Because he's pimp.

Here's him with his dank sleigh (right)

>> No.6045800

>>6045785
kafka looks like he had to pimp his boipussy out more than a couple times.

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>>6045625
I wonder if Michael Imperioli could play him or if he's too old already.

>> No.6046626

>>6045735
Long on top brushed to the side or backwards, short on back and sides cut around the ear

It's objectively the best looking haircut for a man

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>>6044205
young hipster stalin would also be a possibility.

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>>6046639

>you will never be this handsome

>> No.6046744

>>6046737
looks like Sergio Ramos.

>> No.6046751

>tfw have scottish type hair
why

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>>6046737
Lenin probably thought the same.

>> No.6046764

>>6046626
Thanks!

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>>6046737
That photo was most likely doctored

>> No.6046911

>>6046767

Why that photo and not the one in your post?

>> No.6046927

>>6046737
Do you really want to be a manlet?

>> No.6046945

>>6046767
looks just like my Armenian friend Sako

>> No.6047743

>>6046767
He looks like the Borat.

>> No.6047774

>>6045625

<333

>> No.6047875

>>6047743
MY WIFE!