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>who are your favorite authors, anon?
>i love J.K.rowling, Sthephenie Meyer and Suzanne Collings

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>> No.6039653

underrated thread

>> No.6039660

>actually being bothered by this

>> No.6039754

>>6038158
Don't give a shit. Just want that girl to hold me.

>> No.6039775

> So, tell me about your favorite books...
> Well, "Shades of Gray" for one.
> ... You don't mean the one by Jasper Fforde, do you?
> Who?

>> No.6039778

>ask her if she likes james joyce
>'haven't read it, who's it by?'

>> No.6039783

Whenever someone says they have "50 Shades of Gray" I like to ask then why they have 50 copies.

>> No.6039785

>>6039778
> This guy named Ulysses
> Oh, is he greek?

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>>6039754

>> No.6039790

>>6038158
I've read all of those books. We would connect and then I would proceed to fuck the shit out of her. [Spoiler] That's how relationships work right? [/spoiler]

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>>6039754

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>>6038158

>> No.6039822

>>6039788
That's deep.

>> No.6039828

>>6039754
ok, but first you need to die. oh and also you don't get to do that

>> No.6039831

>>6039783
people don't actually admit to reading this, do they? that sounds like fun

>I like 50 shades of grey
>oh sweet, I like porn too! wanna share material and mutually masturbate?

>> No.6039835

>>6039831
>50 shades of grey
>Porn
Do women actually believe this?

>> No.6039836

Why do women only read children's books?

>> No.6039844

>>6039828
lol take a shower, hothead.

>> No.6039860

>>6039836
It's linked to their maternal instinct. They subconsciously discard any literature that may appeal to them as an adult woman, since they wouldn't be able to share it with their children. It's a selfless act.

>> No.6040155

>>6039778
There's zero reason to know who James Joyce is. He's an unimportant writer.