/lit/ - Literature

>>5972700

what is a booktuber?

>>5972700
don't care, i haven't watched youtube since 2010.

>>5972700

Every one of them is trying to imitate John Green and they never really venture outside of stuff they read about in Secondary or College.

The general public don't read, well they don't read good books, so hopefully none of them will get super famous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oamkp_yhUPM

>tfw no patrician gf

i can tell you're trying to market a youtube channel about books because you're a tripfag and you're trying to market yourself

>>5973127
Least this bitch isn't oblivious to the fact that she is a drone--yet she still felt compelled to make a stupid narcisstic video of herself talking superficially about books.

>>5973127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZE1nzlUcCA

Jesus fucking christ literature is dead.

>>5973289
>>5973127

I love how shallow and unassuming the mainstream lit world is

>>5973127
>>5973289
>>5973294
You guys speak like this board is any better. It's like you have no self-awareness.

>>5972995
How does this work

>>5973332
This board is absolute filth, but my innate magnanimity shines through.

This cunt however is a stupid child who's self-deluded narcissism convinced her to start a youtube channel in where she talks about "pretty covers".

Honestly it's disgusting--almost as disgusting as this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzqH4iXKQrc

>>5973280
>she still felt compelled to make a stupid narcisstic video of herself talking superficially

It's a woman, man. This is pretty much their whole thing. There are like five or six capable broads in any field in all of history, and the rest are superficial, shallow, narcissistic, and completely unaware of it.

>>5973289
Her Eyebrows DAMN

some of them are cute

>>5973353
Ugh people are disgusting.

I think the whole format of youtube videos is a bit narcissistic.

I briefly thought of doing one on my books, but just audio with the book but then its just me throwing my thought at people; I wouldn't want to watch someone else do that so I doubt anyone would want to hear me do it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqhi4VR7EhY

HNG!

>>5973381
>implying she read it at 13.

I always wonder with these people. Did they read zero books before they started making videos because they always ready really common, popular books most people have read by 18.

Fuck...I lost hard.

>>5973387
Did you hear her speak though?

>>5973396
She sounds like her hymen is fully intact.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHHuvB35Hco

>tfw she didn't continue this series past episode 1

>>5973381
its like shes already a middle aged woman

>>5973402
>I didn't get loads of people fawning over me and money from revenue, fuck reading nerdy books.

>>5973351
That guy is a true patrician.

I'm liking this guy lately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMpGyTK5ikg

Maybe a little too "youtubey" with the editing at times though.

>>5973403
Isn't it great? It's like her best friends are her mom and her grandma and she lives on a farm. I want to sneak on to said farm and say things to make her blush, then bump into her while she's watering the animals and find a reason to touch her lily white hands and compliment them, and then she'll blush and look down and I'll caress her cheek with the back of my hand and then lift her head up and kiss her on the lips then embrace her within the long reach of my arms and the gentle sway side to side as she rests her head against my chest, listening to the strong pound of my heart, and I smelling the beautiful fragrance of her hair.

>>5973428
>not raping her while a cow shits four inches from her head

>>5973428
>smelling the beautiful fragrance of her hair.

noice

>>5973127
I want to cum deep inside of her ;_;

>>5973431
You are a cruel God.

>>5973425

OK, i'll subscribe to your channel, Anon.

>>5973382

Most people haven't read fuck all by the time they're 18. The amount of books that people have to read throughout school is actually quite small, and the amount of people who actually read the books and dont just cliffnote, zombie through or watch the movie are even smaller.

>>5973425
That guy is a legit faggot.

>Forgetting your new queen this fast.

Come on now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsD3kk749Vg

>>5973483
>fat bitch who acts like john green

yeah no.

This thread has aroused me.

>>5973491
>not liking curvy women
>>>/r9k/

>>5973483
>implying i didn't jerk off and stop caring

lel

>>5973496
It's likely what I said here eh? >>5973428
I'm a bretty good poster who likes making quality posts.

Would /lit/ go to a bookshop with her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDTcsSdBVvU

>>5973519
Only if I can infuriate her by shitting on feminism, being politically incorrect, and making fun of her daily habits.

>>5973519
no

How to get booktuber gf?

>>5973544
play video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFLD66lsWtg

>>5973550
CAN'T TAKE IT MAN

GOTTA CLOSE IT

SORRY MAN

>>5972700
I have a booktube channel. It's not fully patrician, but the point of me starting that channel was to talk about books that I think not many have read or that I pick randomly and liked. I'm planning to completely shit on a book but dont know which one. preferably one that will piss off the entire youtube community giving me views and bringing on them youtube-bucks. any suggestions?

>>5973550
>are video games literature

u wot m8?

>>5973550
>17.5k views

Videogames are dead.

>INB4 they are not
Pewdiepie over 20mil views.

>>5973550
I'm going to body slam something.

>>5973553
Lord I thought you were exaggerating. I got 23 seconds in and had to pause that shit and look away.

>>5973519
she looks almost exactly like the chick who liked me in highschool

>>5973550
>mehrio party

>>5973387
She really looks like someone good at sucking cock.

>>5973519

I hope she makes an effort reading literary books this year and cutting down on YA. Then she would be the perfect bookfu.

>>5973519
Yes, I'd buy her a coppy of Anna Karenina and tell her that reading bad books is like eating rotten eggs with tons of shugar, you may like it but it's bad for you.

>>5973569
give us the channel

>>5973643
Nice! post more about your personal life man!

>>5972700
It's shit because none of them talk about anything outside of extremely popular young adult fiction, probably because they're more interested in trying to attract as many views as possible instead of discussing literature or giving recommendations to those new to the medium.

>>5973724
well, when i knew her, she didn't have a nose ring, but now she has one exactly like this girl

why do girls get those nose stud things? i am not a fan. don't they know i am not a fan?

>>5973569
Yea man it's easy to find that, probably John Green or Game of Thrones. Or Harry Potter. Something plebs are emotionally

>>5973734

> trying to attract as many views as possible

Then why are they making videos about books?

>>5973738
Books are read by a lot of people.
Good books on the other hand are not.

>>5973740

brave

>>5973740
epic good sir

>>5973569
Any popular YA fiction. Divergent, Hunger Games, anything written by John Green, Song of Ice and Fire, etc.

Don't go for Fifty Shades of Grey or Twilight or something, those are low hanging fruit and will likely have a bunch of comments agreeing with you

>>5973569
Link the channel.

>>5973519
I worked security at a Bastille show once. Some fat chick molested me.

>reading becoming cool
>reading becoming fun
>reading becoming feminine

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

EVERY ONE OF THESE THREADS I POST AND ASK:

IS THERE A GENUINELY ATTRACTIVE BOOKTUBER GIRL?

AS IN ACTUALLY GENETICALLY GOOD LOOKING

(NOT "QUIRKY," "NERDY," OR "HIPSTER" "GOOD LOOKING")

NO-ONE CAN EVER PROVIDE ONE

conclusion: booktubers are all uggos

>>5973127

She could make my package finally come.

>>5973881
hot women are too busy being hot to read

>>5973854
autism incarnate

>>5973425
>mispronounced Nabokov at the 13 second mark

Dropped.

Most booktubers are shit, you can find in their GR account that most of them doesn't read often at all, and the book they're review are pretty much the first book they read.

One the few that I like is The_Bookchemist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jssATVtVULo

The absolute tragedy is that there are people out there using these videos to help them pretend they read/have read a given work.

>>5973550

This intro feels like a Sam Hyde video.

>>5974171
"Absolute tragedy" are the appropriate words, for certain.

To even think people are pretending to have read books they didn't just breaks my heart and affects my own personal life through and through.

Anyone got a hanky about them? I need to sit down and have a good cry.

>>5974171
kinda like /lit/

>>5973523
you sound really fucking edgy

>>5974527
I just like pissing off those who subscribe devotionally to corporate culture.

>>5974569
and the award for the sickest fedora trick goes to...

>>5974569

>>5974581
>>5974586
Guys could you please tone it down with the irony, you're going to make my prescription ray band glasses break asunder.

>>5974611
wow lol ur psychic or something, what's your sign

It leads to people on /lit/ making threads about not-literature. This is like /tv/ and their celebrity threads, in that both are very tangentaly related to the subject. The only reason this thread exists is because it's easier to watch a 5 minute video to make fun of narsicists than it is to actually read books.

All other literary periods and movements>not-literature
All other philosophy>not-literature

At least bookshelf/purchase threads have books in them.

>>5973829

Bastille is like the worst band ever

>>5974620
I don't believe in sumerian based western horoscopes, they're bullshit. I'm a rat in the chinese zodiac, the one true zodiac.

>>5973127
>the Great Gatsby
puke.jpg

>>5973127
I've actually stumbled upon this a while ago. It is kind of confusing to me, and I don't really pay attention to it, but come on, at least pick a video that is not THAT cringe worthy. The one I found was this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oc8kz2SJS34

At least she is not GurlGaymur levels of annoying.

when booktubers do book hauls are publishers sending them stuff or what? most people i know don't just buy 10 hardcovers on a weekly basis.

>>5973550
Somebody took the "games are art" statement a little bit too far...

>>5973550
she looks like every girl that i had a crush on when i was in my late teens

yeah i know i'm the worst

>>5973519
>Extistential crisis
>Extistential
>Ext

The only good one ITT is:
>>5974156

But I'd prefer to listen to a female as I'd want to listen to such ramblings from a more perverted viewpoint on my part. Are there any decent female booktubers? Preferably ones that discuss post-modern literature with some of the classics.

>>5975819
>she looks like every girl that i had a crush on when i was in my late teens
she looks like a middle-aged Woody Allen protagonist only 10 years younger and MtF.

>>5973550
I made it 35 seconds before I started crying tears of molten pitch and had to shut the video off.

>>5973127
>talking about immature children's stories
> alices advenutres in Wonderland.
Fuck. You stupid bitch.

Why don't we make our own booktube channel?

>>5973550
Oy vey

>>5976415
Because we have faces meant for podcasts

>>5976415
Fucking this.

And why do all these women yell? Their screeching voices hurt my ears.

>>5976421

You know we could just put a picture of the author we're talking about then discuss in depth the themes and motifs that they use while we do our reviews? We don't HAVE to put our faces up while doing, like a lot of Booktubers are doing at the moment.

>>5976422

Look at Will Ferral, he yells in everything he does and has a growing fanbase, maybe they are using the same technique?

>>5976415
We did: >>5973351

>>5976441

Fuck it, I'll make a better /lit/ booktube channel, my first video will be attacking young adult literature in depth heavily.

>>5976444
Do it, I dares ya

>>5976444
Yea you're totally going to do what you say you're going to do mr.4chan guy.

>>5976445

I wonder if I'll be applauded or called a troll for doing so, you know, considering most booktubers do nothing but discuss young adult stuff.

>>5976453
You video will get 15 views, people will call you names in the youtube comments, and you'll die in an unmarked grave.

>>5976461
He'll still be a hero to those hiding underground

>>5973381
apparently a book's most important quality is that it be relatable. My god, this is pure ideology!

>>5972700
ITT: The hot, sticky leavings of psuedointellectual masturbation.

>>5979099
whoa r u a scorpio, u read them so well

>>5979111
Cancer actually, and it really isn't that hard.

>>5973351
>this guy browses /lit/

>>5973425
why does he keep looking directly above the lens

>>5973289
that's vapid as hell but exactly on par with /lit/ most days
>so, yeah
>>5973854
reading has been a primarily female venture since gutenberg
>>5974148
it's pronounced NAH-bō-kōff, he was close enough

>>5973550
why does she speak like that. i can't decide how i feel about her

>>5974636
Wish I knew that before I took that shift

Well at least one started with the greeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF-zy0RsEGg

>>5973351
What the fuck are you talking about, that guy is patrician as fuck.

>>5979288

wow this girl is actually kinda cute

>>5979182
>reading has been a primarily female venture since gutenberg

c'mon tripfag, you can do better than this surely.

>>5979288
i wish she talked like limmy

>>5979288
She's on the right track, but her terrible low-class accent and her copy of greek harry potter leads me to believe she is a phony.

>>5974126
heheh

>>5973127
pleb as fuck, all entry level books

>>5979257
she sounds like a muppet

people itt are the only people above the age of 13 watching booktubers (besides pervs, maybe)

>>5979483
>but her terrible low-class accent
>not finding the lower classes charming

and you call yourself patrician

>>5973351
So viewing his other videos, I find he is:

>a homosexual feeder fetishist
>an 'oddlifter' (does bicep curls incorrectly)
>a freestyle rapper
>a schizophrenic with bouts of grandiose delusions
>a proponent of natural body building
>a fan of armenian fashion

and last but not least, the strongest, fattest, sexiest man in literature.

>>5973381
I would absolutely fuck her brains out.

>>5973381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOv9JQSuBUA

will you be her handsome rugged drunken suitor? she has remained pure for you

i wonder if she owns a petticoat so i can look up it

>>5979849
OH SHIT IT'S NEW!!! YAY!

>Jane Austen

Instant boner loss.

Why the fuck do women only read children's books?

>>5973387
>>5973381
Guys.....hahahahhahahah

>>5973398
>>5979878
crazymiles spotted

>>5979878
you're gonna scare her away

she is delicate and skittish

please don't upset her

>>5979849
>6 views

She's practically a virgin

>>5979878

omg...............

>>5979883
Nope. He's copying me.

>>5979878
please don't cyberbully children anon
have you even seen the movie cyberbully

>>5979886
>she is delicate and skittish
If she wants to be a beloved booktuber, she has to be prepared to be compared to a summer's day as well as a glory hole apprentess.

>>5973381

why does this girl sound like she could burst into tears at any moment

>>5979922
because she can

that's why these negative comments are so dangerous

she is probably sobbing AS WE SPEAK

i hope she faints onto something soft

>>5979922
Because her longings leave her weak in voice and speech.

>>5979928
That's it! We need to direct her here! In this thread, and make her our queen.

Why do all these girls make me rage so much?

>>5979956
because you're bad with women

>>5979963
I actually am.

I have become so resentful towards women that it's hilarious.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoGP9tvYm9o

she plays wow and she hates the glorification of literature

>>5979977

>"it does not require any work to become good at reading"

ok this bitch is fucking dumb and seems to be proud of how dumb she is????


god people are THE WORST

>>5979977

why did you post this video I'm literally so upset about how obstinate some people can be about their stupidity and now I can't fall asleep sigh

>>5979977
HEY GUYZZ

WHy do peepz think dat trying to improve your self and knowledge is gooderer then playin vidya games?

Guys, the ride begins:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXGmK6fBGhY

>>5980034

>>5974208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoJ00jcH4o8

>>5979977
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoGP9tvYm9o
Did you guys watch the video, she says people reading for entertainment especially if you read YA you aren't better

>>5979483
>low class accent

That's an upper class Scots accent you stupid yank fuckwit. If you talked to my dad's family your ears would fall off.

>>5973550
Her accent is so annoying holy shit

>>5980184
>That's an upper class Scots accent you stupid yank fuckwit
Lower-middle class may be "upper class" for you, but not to me.

>>5973353


too many virgins on 4chan

>>5980365
>you're inferior because you're saving it for marriage

lol virginshaming.

>>5980369

Please be real

>>5974126

Thug Notes is the only one I can stand.

ShitLiterature might be good if she actually fucking made content.

>>5980034
What the fuck? Why would you not simply put those fucking books on your shelf?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHPQRTwF7gw

She started with the Greeks anon, why didn't you?

>>5980483
>Thug Notes is the only one I can stand.
I fucking hate white people.

>>5981074
Ethnomasochism is pathetic tbh.

>>5979483
pretty sure if she had a low-class Scot accent you wouldn't understand a word she said

>>5972700

tfw normie bitches read more than i do

I am a slow reader due to bad reading comprehension. It makes me not want to read.

>>5981699
>letting someone else reading speed affect you in any way.
you are a massive faggot.

>>5981704

>being envious makes you a faggot

since when?

>>5981679
pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about.

>>5980330
>>5981739

>American talking about class

top lel

>>5981699
you're a massive faggot for being a weeaboo, one way or the other

>>5972700
she seems like a cute, chubby lay

>>5981777

>>5973519
is it bad that i subscirbed?
i genuinly like the way she speaks

>>5979849
>Jane Austen as one of the most important works of the 19th century

Well at least the rest of the list is decent.

>>5981597
So is tripping on 4chan's literature board

>>5979849
We need her to post lewd pictures of herself on /lit/ and become our queen.

We need to lure her here with the promise of fame.

>>5981812
so you would go to a bookshop with her ;)

>>5973519
I don't know any of these books. She comes across as quite intelligent but she reads actual trash. I would like to hear someone like her talk about something other than YA.

>>5979849
I read her other videos. Apparently she's an astrologer.

>>5980080

so good

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2ED3xMAxmE

>>5982119
>Woman on the Edge of Time (1976) mixes a time travel story with issues of social justice, feminism, and the treatment of the mentally ill. This novel is considered a classic of utopian "speculative" science fiction as well as a feminist classic.[8] William Gibson has credited Woman on the Edge of Time as the birthplace of Cyberpunk. Piercy tells this in an introduction to Body of Glass. Body of Glass (He, She and It) (1991) postulates an environmentally ruined world dominated by sprawling mega-cities and a futuristic version of the Internet, through which Piercy weaves elements of Jewish mysticism and the legend of the Golem, although a key story element is the main character's attempts to regain custody of her young son.

Judaism and Feminism; /pol/ waking nightmare/wet dream

>>5982119
looks like the "i am not a homo" kid

That if I search the word "book" on youtube the first twenty results are either semi-attractive annoying twenty something girls holding up books in colored backgrounds or john greens stupid fucking face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZWVp_qrD8o

>>5982203
HAHA, it's funny because he's black and a thug so he speaks in ebonics and makes references to gang culture and NOT being white, oh my fucking god this is so funny HAHAHAHA XD

lol doesn't he know if you're analysing books you should be using proper language lol XD

>>5982203
3/10, I grinned for a while at the beginning.

>>5982241
Why don't you calm down a little, take your autism medication.

>>5982203
I'm not trying to be edgy, but seeing an African desecrate European culture like this makes me want to vomit.

>>5981978
Not that anon, but my god I'd fucking buy her a book.

Here's an actually good one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTUliqiq1FY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acm9Rw4PJAw

Fucking kill me.

>out of the 16 books they test each other on 15 are YA shit and the remaining one is the chick-lit piece of piss Landline

>these are the modern generation of 'readers'

>>5982330
Where is his shirt?
>>5982332
Man we could just start our own /lit/ channel. Just do podcasts and shit. That way YT could get real patrician.

>>5982341
He nevers wears a shirt but has a new hat for every new book

>>5982332
I literally have no idea how these girls call themselves book lovers when they don't adventure out of the shitty YA genre. Like they all read the same books. And they all suck dick.

>>5982377
omg u just dont get it b-coz ur not a N3RD like me lol

>>5982341
I tried doing this but the technology is way beyond me i have recorded 20 minute audio episodes with audacity but to get them up as a podcast is baffling; I don't know enough about websites and rss or whatever to figure it out so I just gave up.

>>5982341
I would actually put some book reviews on youtube but I'm afraid of /lit/ sending me letterbombs.

>>5982332
They all use EXTREME bright lights.

>>5982332
>I would rather faceplant against a brickwall

Actual written content.

>>5982404
>editors decided to put actual resources into disseminating this shit
>reading bits of popular YA stuff makes me consider never writing again, what's the point?

>>5982420
If you can bring yourself to sell out you can get rich and people (plebs) will think you are smart for being an author.

What's the price of your integrity?

>>5982427
Doesn't matter, they wouldn't publish any YA stuff if I wrote it, I'm not a woman

>>5982433
That youtuber looking for alaska faggot did.

>>5982332

I.... I just can't anymore anons


there's just

nothing left to live for


the last time I felt this kind of depression/regret/abandon feeling was after i heard adorno's "to write poetry after Auschwitz is barbaric"

>>5982398
We'd like them not being pleb.

Booktube 1 /lit/ 0

>>5982710
Okay. That's it. She's perfect. She's the new queen.

>>5982710
>that positive outlook unweathered by cynicism
>she loves books even if you don't
>she loves you even if you don't

>>5972700
Like youtubers that do vids about books? I like to check youtube for book reviews sometimes.

I hope you're proud /lit/

http://katiesclassicbooksandstitches.tumblr.com/post/107825851526/help

>>5982719
Can we adopt her, anon? Please please please? :3

>>5982751
Oh my fucking god. gg

>>5982751
:'(

>>5982751
Jeezus.

>>5982710
I am that guy. She doesn't know the ways of Pepe.

Hey you buncha dickless wonders, stop being weirdoes who harass girls on tumblr for liking books, thanks in advance

>>5982740
>>5982710
This is why we're alone.

>>5982774
Because we're basement-dwelling trolls? Checks out.

>>5982751
/lit/'s lowest moment.

>>5982751
fucking gold star

>>5982774
This too:

>This one creeper said that I sounded like a virgin and then this other dude added to his comment and said that it sounded like my best friends are my mom and grandma (wtf)

>he described in like a paragraph what he would do to me if he met me or something and by this I mean in an inappropriate and sexual way.

What are we, /b/?

>This has happened to me way to many times in real life

>>5982796
I'm fucking ashamed of us.

This is just an all-around bad show.

>>5982799
>>5982751
>she doesn't know the difference between 'to' and 'too'

>>5982751
This thread was meant for us to only look at qt girls and feel sad. Now some of you faggots have ruined everything.

>>5982751
Ok, time to bomb her with Finnegans Wake suggestions.

>>5982751
Christ I left random shitpost about Dostoevsky, why so mad?
I'm sad now, I'll go say I'm sorry.

>>5982710
I'm actually sort of surprised she can interpret the meme arrows at all. They don't make any sense without contextual knowledge.

>>5982803
>All is lost
Is she going to drown? Please don't say she's going to drown.

>>5982751
Who is sending her a positive message to reassure her it will all be OK?

I would but I have to go to work now.

>>5982809
I think it's more the calling her a virgin and the posting of a weird sexual fantasy involving her that upset her I would imagine.

>>5982710
you forgot the ISHYDDTEOUHTHUOTHU meme, coupled with a cryptic declaration of the year we're in.

>>5982751

>his was harassing me and I am so disgusted and feel violated beyond belief.

lmao

this is why we can't have anything "nice"

>>5982812
is your job really so important that you can't spend 5 minutes sending a reassuring message to a vulnerable girl who may commit suicide if you don't?

>>5982815
>/lit/ is now posting rape threats on Youtube
I think that's the death knell, guys. Time to pack it up and leave.

This girl, university challenge girl, will /lit/ ever stop terrifying qts?

>>5982811
Meme arrows aren't that cryptic, they just look like a substitute for bullet points to most non-4channers, I would assume.

>>5982796
Yeah, that's certainly /b/-tier behavior.

>>5982821
It was a good run. Someone make sure to get the lights on the way out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHcunREYzNY

and now we wait

i hope all of u can feel what she's feelings when she's reading this thread

>>5982751
OH MY FUCKING GOD I'm LAUGGGGHIN!!!!

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAH


She went from supple virgin to tumblr slut in 0.2 seconds.

What a fucken bitch lololol.

>>5982831
I think she already viewed this thread, probably from looking at the video metrics of what website the hits were coming from.

>>5982831
It would have been good if you elaborated a bit and tried to tell her that most people here don't condone what happened.

>>5982831
OHHHHHH THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER!!

>>5982836

no one anon really speaks for /lit/ and she can draw her own conclusions

>>5982834
>CALLING PEOPLE FRIENDLESS VIRGINS AND WRITING SEX STORIES ABOUT THEM IS FUNNY AHAHHAHAHAH

seriously. do humanity a favour and kill yourself.

you fucking white knight betas

>>5982838
>>5982834
Why don't you go fuck off and die?

>>5982831
EVERY ONE BE ON YOUR BEST GOD DAMN BEHAVIOR. WE'RE HAVING A LADY OVER. SOMEBODY GO LIGHT A CANDLE.

>>5979878
Oh for crying out loud.

Don't you understand that there are certain things you just can not say to normal people?

has /lit/ found its Anthony Fantano?

>>5982846
FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET YOUR FUCKING UNDERWEAR OFF THE FLOOR, ANON!

>>5982846
I'll go and scrape off the sheets and put on soothing music.

>>5982842
>discussing literature is white knighting

what are you even doing on /lit/ you pond scum?

>>5982815
Yeah that wasn't me.

>>5982846
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PUT THAT ZETTELS TRAUM ON THE HIGHER SHELF OR SOMETHING

>>5982751
fucking hell /lit/

>>5982863
white knight detected
sorry broski, youre not gonna get her, not before Tyrone or Jamal at least

>>5982846
>tfw haven't thrown out my pissbottles since last year
Do I have time?

The more naive and easily upset this girl reveals herself to be, the more I want to cum down her throat.

Just looking through her tumblr, that sweet optimism, that unconditional and unironic love of books, now gone, gone forever.

>>5982869
THEN TELL THE MAID TO DUST THE CARPETS FOR SHIT'S SAKE. THIS IS THE FIRST FEMALE TO VISIT /LIT/

>>5982883
this

>>5982883
Don't be so gauche, anon.

>>5982879
Hilarious.
No wait, kill yourself.

I love you katie. I want to hear you read to me every night before i go to sleep and tell me everythings going to be ok.

>>5982882
lol faggot I bet you don't even have any pissbottles, you're just trying to fit in.

Katie most of us love you and your channel.

I'd just like to say to katie if she is reading the thread:

I, anonymous poster, am far too mature and worldly to be amused by this harmful cyberbullying

Don't worry, there are still some men here who know how to treat a lady ;)

>>5982883
ur gross dawg

>>5979917
I have the impression she just likes books and does videos on them.
I have no problems with booktubeing in general, unless it's shitty YA/genre fiction.
Here she speaks about actually good books.

Oh wow she replied again.

>+Katie loves classic books Ok I just accidently lost the text I wrote due to a missclick.
>Anyway I came off as snobby since it was meant to be somewhat comical. But they are also recommendations since they are great authors.
>I'm assuming you are American so you should be farmiliar with Poe.
>Dostoevsky is a wonderful author, one of my personal favourites. He created some of the most complex characters out there, filled his texts with contxtual depth and had tons of philosophy he didn't just argument for in a classical sense, but explored it in the situations and events he created.
>Lermontov is an interesting author since he took the regular romantic character who does bad things, but is good in his heart and made a character that is just twisted and evil and it follows his jurnal in which he describes how he uses people, kills for the heck of it, seduces women and so on.

What has she done to deserve this ;_;

She is probably crying in her fiancés arms right now and he will reassure her and make her feel good and remind her that there really is good in the world and that she shouldn't associate with people like us.

>>5982908
Don't make it worse than it already is.

>>5982918
That's good. It's good that someone can be happy. Just because we're all in the shit, at least someone's out of it.

>>5982846
REMEMBER DON'T SPILL MOM'S SPAGHETTI THEY ARE DINNER FOR THE TWO OF YOU

>>5982896
lel and you feel proud because you do?

New post lads

http://katiesclassicbooksandstitches.tumblr.com/

>>5982908
le true gentlemen

>>5982926
Exactly. And I often wonder why I'm still here. When I was 16 and first started coming here I found that shit funny. Now I'm 26 I'm no longer laughing and yet something keeps me coming back. I genuinely can't imagine what its like to live a life where the internet and this site doesn't take up at least two hours a day.

>>5982829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMsr-fWGvKM

Bye everyone.

>you'll never have your nose pressed up against her supple cheek while thrusting your manhood inside of her while calling her a fallen woman and having her cat on the bed beside us, gently purring amidst our carnal exaltations.

Feels bad man ;_;

>>5982917
That was me :(
Where did I go wrong :(

>>5982951
No you were good. I misread, apologies. also I haven't read Lermentov, sounds interesting

>>5982938
are you proud of being a normalshit? lel.

>>5982959
Yeah, too bad that is his only book.
He died in a duel at the age of 29 I think.

>>5982751
may this be a reminder that if you still on 4chan you are the equivalent of white trash

>>5982941
Someone with a tumblir go there and tell her it's ok.

>>5982918
>INB4 her fiancee makes a youtube account and makes a video to 4chan /lit/ tell us he's calling the cyber police and that consequences will never be the same

>>5982972
>white trash
>le ethnomasochism face

>>5982941
her conception of how the internet works makes me feel smug

>>5982966
Damn, that sucks. My favourite writer is Shelley, who also died at the age of 29. While halfway through writing the absolutely amazing poem The Triumph of Life. ;_;

>read this thread
>MFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMHx1xrrNIM

>>5982963
>he treats life as a contest
last reply. bye :)

>>5982995
Love is a battlefield

>>5982995
>bye :)

woman detected lol

For anyone wondering, the "sexual fantasy" post made on her youtube video is actually this post pasted on to youtube comments: >>5973428

Unbeknownst to this whore, if she brushed it off and went all like "Oh boys, you're being silly!" and left the post up, she would be the undisputed queen of this place for life.

>Anonymous asked:
>I just wanted to say that I'm sorry the Internet is full of a bunch of ridiculous jerks, and that you seem like a lovely person and should keep doing what you do.

>Awww thanks, that’s really sweet. I know, i’ve been warned about trolls and what not on the internet I guess it just sucked that my first comments on my videos had to be a couple of creeps. What made me the most mad was the sexually harassing comments because some men are like that in real life and I have experienced it and it makes me really angry. Thanks for your kind words though, it’s kind people like you that make up for the crappy people that’s for sure :)

/lit/ - trolls and creeps

>>5983012
>because some men are like that in real life and I have experienced it and it makes me really angry.

How far does this rabbit hole go? How far can we drill? We need to go deeper.

Brave anons, unite and send her all your sexual fantasies, this is not for malice but to maximize the human experience.

>>5983023
Get thee behind me, Satan.

>>5982751
What the fuck have I done?

>>5983011
ronery anon was just being romantic

>>5983012
I also just sent her a message. Hopefully we can claw this back in our favour. Of all the horrible YT channels out there it sucks that this is the one to get harrased. I felt bad enough when Springbok was getting upset but this is worse.

>>5983029
No, he was literally raping her.

>>5983030
It's fucking absurd. She's the most patrician out of all the youtubers in this thread and looks like she couldn't hurt a fly.

>>5983030
be honest anon all of us subscribed because she has decent taste and is pretty to look at

>>5983037
>>5983039
It's because she shines that we all are trying to initiate her, /lit/ style.

>>5983036
romantic for a horny teen on 4chan, to clarify

this is why our own friends are books /lit/

>>5983037
Definitely the best I've seen, and with barely any videos.

>>5983039
And a soothing voice.

>>5983054
That is the most aesthetic thing about her actually.

>>5983030
She just replied.

Seems like we are making a difference.

Hopefully this has made her feel better.

>>5983053
That is pure /lit/ gold right there. Hasn't been this epic of a bread in a long long time.

>>5983053
Fucking saved

>>5983053
Truly a day of shame

>>5982882
>>5982896
>>5982938
>>5982963

plens

>>5983053
Katiegate 11/01/2015

Nevar5get

this is either the best or worst thread that had ever been on /lit/

>>5983062
Wait does she actually know about the thread?

>>5983076
It's the most /b/ tier thread we ever had. It's both epic and shameful.

>>5983073
GOD

DAMN IT

>>5983078
Someone sent the link to her. I don't know if she's viewed it though.

>I used to be harassed a lot by men at my old job to the point where I don’t even go anywhere alone anymore cause I feel unsafe

:(

>>5983053
need to add this>>5983073

>>5983089
Wow. I don't know what to say.

>>5983089
Shit what did we do to this sweet girl?

>>5983073

Anonymous asked:
Nothing to ask but just thought I'd let you know that your video was linked on another shot and one or two people took the opportunity to be crude and insulting. The majority of the responses to your video were very positive and would be encouraging if you read them. I would link the page they were shared but there are still one or two people trying to be funny by posting mean things. I appreciate it can be hard to ignore but I hope you aren't deterred by one or two idiots.
---
I didn’t know this! Thank you for letting me know. I’m glad there are positive comments, thanks for telling me that since I haven’t seen any. I guess I was mad cause the comments I did see were rude and to me they were some of the first comments i’d ever gotten. Plus the sexual ones like i’ve said before were really disturbing and makes me personally very mad because I used to be harassed a lot by men at my old job to the point where I don’t even go anywhere alone anymore cause I feel unsafe. But you are right, those guys are just stupid idiots and I shouldn’t let it ruin something i’ve been enjoying. Thanks for taking the time to message me :)

i want to be katie's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her katie blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo katie blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her katie hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.

>>5983104
>very positive
The only positive comments on booktubers ever in fact, this means a lot.

>>5982974
Just have

>>5983119
Haram
Janitors will bomb you for insulting our new queen

Once this thread dies so will the support for her so I hope we've turned it around. I'll subscribe when I next get the chance.

>>5983073
Dear god no...

4chan is trash

>>5983141
your mom is trash

>>5983053
Oy vey

>Katie loves classic books1 minute ago

>+William Kerr haha, it was just a misunderstanding I suppose. Glad you enjoy Dickens, he is truly wonderful! I haven't read any Swinburne, but I will have to check him out. If he is anything like Keats I am sure I will love him. Thanks for your recommendations :)

I-I think we did it /lit/. We redeemed ourselves. :3

>>5983119
>her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo
>katie hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face.
ya blew it

This thread just keeps getting better.

INB4 party pooper comes and deletes thread and mass bans.

>>5983151
Good. I ended up calling in to work and saying my car wouldn't start so now I can go.

>>5983151
I also got a reply but can't paste since android.
Also Poe isn't a hack you fag

>finally finds someone on YT that really loves literature in its purest form
>tries to traumatize her

can you see into yourself /lit/? what do you see?

>>5983191
>"I cannot think of any other author", said Harold Bloom of Edgar Allan Poe, "who writes so abominably, and yet is so clearly destined to go on being canonical."

>>5983206
we hate literature if you havent figured out by now

>>5983206
We chose her, and this is how we praise her, by making her a receptacle for all our anxieties and frustrations. Welcome to the literary world noob.

>>5983214
>"I cannot think of any other author," said Harold Bloom of Edgar Allan Poe, "who I am so jealous of and who makes my ass hurt worse on a daily basis."

>>5983214
His writing is great and his poetry is amazing.

>>5983222
your sense of humour is comparable to a friends episode

>>5983214
>le "bloom is worth shit" meme

>>5983224
El topo los kekos

>>5983073
W-what is it?

>>5983206
>few retards traumatise her
>the rest of us are sorry
>anons go and comfort her
>we all subscribe and cry because we will never find a girl as perfect as her to get old with

>>5983268
feeling the feeliest feels right now

>>5973550

why is this a valid concept

>>5983280
It must be possible, we can't lose hope and give into the feels!

>>5980034

now this is anti-conformist art at its finest

true deconstructionism, in the literal sense

Apparently they're continuing things here
>>5983165

>>5982978
>And then she turns FtM and a whole series of horrible revelations about her domestic life culminate in her father dying and her (probably falsely) claiming to have attempted suicide
>That would be so epic amusing!!!
Really, I get why the dun goof'd rant was funny, but the whole Jessi Slaughter affair is completely awful when you think about it.