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Drunk at a bar; I'll definitely write about this.

>> No.5956688
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>>5956674
O look, another "Im a drunken author" thread.

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>>5956688
This guy is a disgrace to chess. Magnus Carlsen is the best chess player in history and he gets laid plenty, plus he's a model. Stop giving chess alphas a bad name.

>> No.5956709

>>5956674

You're not Hemmingway.

>> No.5956711

>>5956688
Rekt

>> No.5956760

>>5956674

I'm sure that no author in the history of the written word has ever written about being drunk in a bar before. Please, OP, continue. Write your experiences for us to imbibe.

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>>5956688
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine

>> No.5956795

>>5956688

This man is a new Nabokov.

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>>5956688
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine

>> No.5956832

>>5956696
Looks constipated. If I gave half a shit I would photoshop some anal leakage in there.

>> No.5956842

>>5956674
hahaha you lonely nigger 4channing in a bar. ill bite where are you what are you drinking?

>i pity you so you can look busy on your phone

>> No.5956849

>>5956832
>he knows what constipated people look like

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>"all writers drink alcohol, dontschaknow?"
>"w-w-wha? 2015? Isn't it 1955?"

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>>5956688
Top bur, thanks for posting that

>>5956795
its only the beginning

>> No.5956987

>>5956842
>implying that I wasn't bored watching my m8s play a game of pool

>> No.5956998

>>5956987
Imagine how pathetic the people who even bother to write those obligatory 4chan comments must be?
>I b-bet this one will sting ;_;

>> No.5957004

>>5956998
/shrek

>> No.5957029

>>5956674
>I'll definitely write about this
Will you also include the part about making a frivolous post on 4chan and how the "beta rancid swine" reply got more attention and admiration?

>> No.5957048
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Many Irish people tend to drink alone, we don't call them alcoholics, no, we call them James Joyce

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>>5956688
>Don't ignore me you rancid swine

>> No.5957067

>>5957048

>mfw my uncle, passed out in a drunken stooper on the couch is James Joyce

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>>5957048

>> No.5957078

>>5957048
God OP, what are you doing to yourself? You really are begging to be made fun of aren't you. At least you had the good sense to partially conceal you face.

Whatever you do DO NOT write about this incident unless you could somehow include a picture of this jpg >>5956688. Only notable thing in this whole thread.

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Can my cat at least receive some attention

>> No.5957439

>>5957090
Cute cat, dude. You should take that collar off, though. I bet it's uncomfortable.